I was about 80 to 100 feet away that time. I saw another one yesterday, but I was a lot closer; about ten feet. They look even worse up close. If...
(4) The complainers kilned their own tablets so they were much more difficult to reuse.
If it was something that actually bothered me, I wouldn't have drawn attention to it. It's more of a preference. I figured people would keep saying...
I joined in 2010, apparently. I don't know how many years that's been because we're not allowed to do math in the Red Room.
I'm surprised it took this long for someone to use that phrase. I specifically asked people not to, and this is the Red Room, I expected nothing but...
My mom tried to sneak onto my porch and drop off a gift. While she was in the process of sneaking, it appeared she noticed I now have security...
As far as feeling old, in a lot of ways I feel like a kid, in other ways I feel like I've lived hundreds, if not thousands of years. I've more or...
My car wash app just sent me a code for a free B-word Day wash... I have a membership. I pay the cost of 2.5 washes once a month, and I get...
3. If you touch the process server, declare "tag, you're it. No tag backs," the subpoena is invalid and they can't try again for three days.
When I was in my twenties, and younger, I heard this a lot. People getting closer to 40 thinking they were suddenly going to feel old, and then when...
When will then be now? Soon.
Bold of you to assume we require your capture.
Oh no, he's not getting off that easy. He won't be judged in criminal court, he shall be judged in the Court of Public Opinion! He doesn't stand a...
I am the most butthurt anyone has ever been. I hope you're proud of yourself.
For completed form, please see spoiler section: For spoiler section, please see next spoiler. Sorry, I meant the next one. I was gonna put the...
If you want to know how butthurt I am, you'll have to listen to the episode of my podcast about it. Or maybe I'll tell you in the spoilers: I don't...
FTFY
@Amaris, is there a way to prevent spoiler tags from being nested like this? If not, is there a way to ban @Tuckerfan?
Hmm, I think a few steps are missing here. If this thread was about her other claim to fame, and @shootER came out of nowhere and started calling...
So... everyone immediately opened a new tab and went looking for the photos and it wasn't just me, right?
Meh, I'm on her side this time. Fuck that school.
Bruce Skaug looks like the sort of person who calls joints "jazz cigarettes."
Good. I was really hoping that wasn't what it looked like.
I'm going to give UA the benefit of the doubt here and suggest what happened is he got triggered when he saw the word "harm" and completely ignored...
Correct. I describe child molestation as "a compulsion to harm others," and you get defensive and insist you're not harming anyone? What the fuck?
No, that's the edited one they photoshopped the diaper out! Ha ha! Biden looks like he's crying! Just like a typical libturd, crying like a little...
In my fantasy world, anyone who feels a compulsion to harm others would seek treatment for said compulsion, and said treatments would be available.
Why is it that those here who create fantasy worlds for themselves create absolute shit fantasy worlds? In my narcissism-fueled fantasy world that I...
Lots of pizza places also sell sandwiches. I'm going to assume that's what they're buying all that canned tuna for and only sushi tuna is used on...
"The evidence of one's own eyes and ears does not carry much weight if all one can see and hear is the inside of their own ass." - Confucius
Oh, that's okay, you don't need apologize for anything specifically. It's okay to be wrong sometimes.
Exactly. Thank you for acknowledging that you're wrong.
"Subjective nonsense" :dayton: I didn't spend $50,000 on an education just so Billy-Bob, who dropped out of 8th grade to go work at the foundry, can...
Another list I didn't make that I definitely should have made, considering I am a professional clown* who actually drives a clown car.** * "Clown"...
Potatoes seem like something that could work on pizza, although "mashed" is probably not the best format. Corn seems weird, but also seems like it...
If his parents find out he's definitely going to be grounded.
A few years ago, I was at a party. It was one of those fancy parties with tuxedos and people with trays full of champagne glasses. At one point, I...
I hate it when people Google the answer and then pretend it was a guess.
Bull fucking shit. My classroom, my rules. Don't like what I teach, send your kids to a private school that conforms to your worldview. Can afford...
Before I accept this, I need you to prove that New York city is a real place and not just a Jesuit hoax. Maps made by Mainstream Cartography are not...
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