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[Chuck]

From Jeriko in chat:

Where else, I ask you, can you see Britney writhe in a bed on top of her athletic female dancers as they slide their hands up her thighs, where else can you see Britney prance around for 20 minutes wearing nothing but a bra, panties, and stockings, and where else can you see Britney masturbate in a transparent tub?

[Chaos Descending]

From Jeriko in chat:

Where else, I ask you, can you see Britney writhe in a bed on top of her athletic female dancers as they slide their hands up her thighs, where else can you see Britney prance around for 20 minutes wearing nothing but a bra, panties, and stockings, and where else can you see Britney masturbate in a transparent tub?

Good quote... but you left out THE WHERE!!! I WANNA KNOW!

[Darkening]

<faisent> windows 3.11 was the last decent MS OS ;)
<Elwood> Don't lie, fais... You worship ME
<faisent> with my cock

Faisent in the chat about 5mins ago

[NAHTMMM]

<Kyle> PAX is the 700 Club for a new generation, and Lifetime is Television for Victims.

[Borgs]

* Borgs8473 is taking pictures of the bouncy castle orgy

* BearTM is revelling in the stress this is creating in anti-Bush liberals.
<Kyle> Eh, I'm anti-Bush, and I'm more liberal than conservative, but I'm not stressed out. I already knew Bush was going to get reelection, and just learned to accept it.
<Borgs8472> you have the single bullet ready do you? ;)
<Kyle> Bah, single bullet leaves too much to chance. I tracked down an AK-47 on eBay and designed an intricate firing system to ensure it works out right ;).

<Darkening> something doesn't feel right on my system now i just upgraded my nivida drivers
<Borgs8472> do you sense a disturbance in the force?
<Borgs8472> "theses aren't the driver's you're looking for"
<Darkening> ^geek

<Iamtehpickle> Jar Jar Binks is the best Sci-Fi character in the universe.
<Darkening> do you like been beaten to death?
<Iamtehpickle> Yes.
<Iamtehpickle> Why else do you think I'd say that?

[Elwood]

* Chuck is SICK of those ED commercials!
<Elwood> Bob the Enzte guy?
<Chuck> Levitra
<Elwood> ah
<Chuck> But Bob is really weird
<Jeriko> There sure are a lot of dick pills all of a sudden.
<marathon> well, yeah
<Chuck> erections lasting more than four hours, although rare, need immediate medical attention
<Jeriko> I think I'll be picking up my new TV this week... so I'll finally be able to watch the penis pill commercials at high resolution.
<marathon> as God intended

[Darkening]

<BearTM> My dinner is starting to butt-bark.
<marathon> !
<Bulldog> Beans?
<Elwood> Beans! Beans! The magical fruit...
<Bulldog> oh no
<Jeriko> I wonder if they make Lipitor sprinkles for chilli hotdogs.
<Jeriko> Dad I need a tampon.

[Borgs]

[23:49] <Borgs8472> never done anything like this before :)
[23:49] <Cassandra> it feels .. dirty, doesn't it?

[Borgs]

Submitted some of these to bash.org

309605
309606
309607
309608
309609
309611

[Borgs]

<Borgs8472> hey, if the UN and UPN trades places, would the world be a better place?
<evenflow> hmmmmm
<BearTM> No.
<Borgs8472> sure?
<BearTM> Well, maybe.
<faisent> have you seen the quality of programming the UN puts out?
<Borgs8472> :/
<evenflow> The UN would fund enterprise with money skimmed off the oil for food program
<faisent> good greif man - how could you ask that!
<Borgs8472> ...
<evenflow> it could be called the oil for crap TV program
<Borgs8472> that it could be...
<evenflow> it would justify us attacking the UN
<faisent> lol
<faisent> do it I say!
* Borgs8472 makes it so

[Kyle]

Submitted some of these to bash.org

309605
309606
309607
309608
309609
309611
All rejected, those bastards. . .
~Kyle

[Borgs]

Hmmm... :(

I've definately seen worse in their database... maybe I'll submit them again some other time and they'll have someone else approve them...

[Kyle]

Hmmm... :(

I've definately seen worse in their database... maybe I'll submit them again some other time and they'll have someone else approve them...
I guess they aren't racist or sexist enough ;).
~Kyle

[Darkening]

* BearTM reveals that Dayton and baba are the same typist.
* Bulldog believes Bear even without any proof
<baba> dayton is my dual
<BearTM> We can tell... You're both equally clueless.

[Ramen]

<Elwood> I had to put a bed together. :(
<Ramen> Gaw?
<Ramen> You missed an episode of ATHF that had
<Ramen> Carl saying "I'm gonna be farting blood tonite!"
<Elwood> !
<Elwood> :(
<Elwood> I missed it!
<Ramen> I hadn't seen the ep before and had me in tears.
* BearTM saw that one and was farting in tears.
<Ramen> But more important: what did you mean by putting a bed together?
<BearTM> You know... He was "putting his pillow" in her "pillowcase".
<Ramen> That makes the sad smiley very interesting, then. :D
<Elwood> !
<Elwood> No, we're having company come in from out of town and we replaced the bed in our spare bedroom.
<BearTM> Ah, you're having "company over".
<BearTM> :D
<Ramen> bow chicka bow wow?
<Elwood> Now quite
<BearTM> ACME Power Quotation Marks: Converting otherwise innocent statements into crude sexual innuendos since 1975!
<Elwood> A good friend of my wife and her husband.
<Ramen> bear - rotflmao
* Ramen runs to the chat quote thread.

[Borgs]

<Borgs8472> is jewbot jewish?
<JewBot> yes
<Borgs8472> did you have your wire's sheathing snipped of at some point or something?

[Borgs]

* Ramen plans his secret plan to behad tmm3k - jihad style.
* Darkening gives Ramen a rep point
<Ramen> behad = sex up, or course.
<Ramen> or = I can't spell.
<Darkening> of course
<Darkening> go for sexed up..don't think anyone noticed

[Borgs]

* You were kicked from #wordoforge by ChanServ (This channel may not be used.)

[Timmy]

[21:55:57] *** Kyle has joined #wordforge
[21:56:00] *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Kyle
[21:56:02] <tmm3k> hi kyle
[21:56:09] <Kyle> Hey TMM.
[21:56:09] <tmm3k> you just missed a chance to lose your virginity
[21:56:19] <SexormeupPickle> Maybe Kyle will cyber with FeFe if she comes back?
[21:56:36] <tmm3k> possible
[21:56:37] <SexormeupPickle> Lesse. Any cock will do, she likes it up the arse, and oh, she has AIDS.
[21:56:40] <tmm3k> heh
[21:57:16] <SexormeupPickle> That's one helluva deal IMHO!
[21:57:33] <Kyle> Oh, darn, missed out on that? I'd prefer to lose it to a girl, and not the textual speakings of a 42 year old man like you, TMM.
[21:57:42] <tmm3k> LOLZ
[21:57:47] <tmm3k> 42
[21:57:48] <tmm3k> ok
[21:57:49] <tmm3k> sure
[21:58:33] <Kyle> Oh, was it 52? Your stories change back and forth.
[21:59:01] <SexormeupPickle> He's 69.
[21:59:28] <Kyle> Shame TMM will never get to experience 69 with a girl. . .
[22:00:37] <SexormeupPickle> !
[22:00:45] <tmm3k> oh snap
[22:00:45] <SexormeupPickle> Are you implying my mother isn't female?
[22:00:48] <tmm3k> LOL
[22:01:42] <Kyle> Hey, I don't want to know who TMM attempts to fuck.
[22:02:36] <tmm3k> um
[22:02:43] <tmm3k> so you dont want to know your mom anymore?
[22:03:25] <Kyle> No, you're confused, TMM. When you thought you were going for my mom, you were actually fucking Michael Jackson!
[22:03:34] *** Kyle was kicked by Kyle (MWAHAHAHAHA!)
[22:03:39] <tmm3k> your mom looks like michael jackson?
[22:03:43] <tmm3k> wtf
[22:03:48] <tmm3k> is he like 10 years old or something?
[22:04:16] <SexormeupPickle> OMG!
[22:04:27] <SexormeupPickle> He got the last word!
[22:04:30] <SexormeupPickle> Pwned!
[22:04:34] <tmm3k> yeah
[22:04:42] <tmm3k> in typical 10 year old style

[Borgs]

<podgers> Kyle i require a vagina and a heartbeat. and i'm flexible

- podgers places a personal ad :diacanu:

[Borgs]

<JohnB> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
* JohnB has quit IRC (Quit)

<Kyle> It's not like if Jolene Blalock walked up to you and said TAKE ME NOW, BABA, that you wouldn't fuck her.
<baba> yep
<baba> she is to much of a twig

<podgers> damn baba you like your lesbians!
<baba> angel versus archer

<baba> borgs if i posted naked claudia christian pics how popular would i be?
<Borgs8472> do they exist?
<baba> yep
<Borgs8472> do that in the secret forum if you like :)
<baba> her playboy shots exist on her wordforge
<baba> why couldn't they have kept talia on board
<baba> she was a babe
<Borgs8472> let me rephase, do -real- ones exist?
<baba> yes
<baba> :)
<Borgs8472> oh <googles> so they do...
<podgers> baba you're a piece of work... don't ever change

<Borgs8472> to get back to theme, I always thought the b5 telepaths were a metaphore for being gay :D
<baba> yep the kick you out of the militar if you are one
<Tech-mmless> it's amazing

<Tech-mmless> personally, the nazis had great uniforms
<baba> nightwatch were nazis
<Borgs8472> nightwatch sounds like a voyeur porn site...

[Borgs]

<podgers> but i'm trying to give you impression that it's desirable to eat!

:calli:

[Borgs]

<tmm3k> borgs
<tmm3k> hi
<Borgs> 'lo tmm3k
-tmm3k- tmm3k is away (away) (one-time response to the word tmm3k)
<duffman4500> hi
<Borgs> one day that message will say...
<Borgs> -tmm3k- tmm3k is away (awa....arghhh help.... IRC is burning my face, I'm MELTING, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLTTTTING!!!!!11111

[The Defender]

<tmm3k> JESUS DIDNT TURN WATER INTO WINE, HE TURNED WATER INTO KOOL-AID, OMG IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
<tmm3k> HE HAD A KOOL-AID PACKET HIDDEN UP HIS SLEEVE
<duffman4500> classic

[Borgs]

<tmm3k> Since I have no means of defending myself at Wordforge, I ask that you post in the thread about my ban and say that once I was informed that a swastika was not allowed on the server, I changed it. I'd also like it pointed out that it was meant to be humorous. I mean, come on, it was Cartman dressed as Hitler, with a barely noticeable swastika which I then removed from the av.
<Borgs> in conjunction with your custom title, you knew what you were doing
<tmm3k> i was quoting cartman, babelfish didnt translate it properly
<Borgs> bonza
<tmm3k> ?
<Borgs> too right
<tmm3k> what?
<Borgs> que?
<tmm3k> what is bonza? and what is too right?
<Borgs> parle vous australian?
<tmm3k> no
<Borgs> :D
<tmm3k> what the fuck are you talking about
<Borgs> :D

[Borgs]

<Jeriko> Dendroica's back, I see. Here I was hoping he died.

[Timmy]

Baba's weekly sodomization:

* tmm3k gives baba a lapdance
<tmm3k> mmmm
* tmm3k starts taking off baba's shirt
* tmm3k swirls it around like a lasso
* tmm3k starts licking baba's nipples
<Elwood> O.o
* tmm3k feels baba's boner growing larger
* tmm3k rips off baba's pants
<tmm3k> my thats a sexy thong, baba
* tmm3k rips off the thong too
* TamarGarish buries her head in Elwood's shoulder
<TamarGarish> I can't watch
<baba> tamar why does timmy do this?
<tmm3k> you can wait your turn baby
* tmm3k starts sucking on baba's hard dick
<tmm3k> mmmmmm
* Elwood hides Tamar's eyes
<TamarGarish> I don't know..you have to ask him
<tmm3k> it tastes so good
* Kyle goes and plays on the freeway.
* tmm3k reaches around and sticks his finger up baba's anus
* Elwood uses his other hand to hide his own eyes... O.o
<tmm3k> oh yeah nice and tight
<TamarGarish> Kyle lives!
* tmm3k flips baba over onto all fours
<tmm3k> allright, now take it bitch!
* tmm3k inserts his dick into baba's anus
* tmm3k thrusts harder and harder until baba's ass begins to bleed
<tmm3k> oh yeah you like that
* tmm3k laughs as baba cries in pleasure/pain
<Elwood> X-S
<baba> tamar can you get timmy to stop he is crossing a line
<tmm3k> oh you know you love it baby
<TamarGarish> That much is for certain
<TamarGarish> Timmy..tone it down please.
* tmm3k spanks baba's succulant ass
* tmm3k blows his load into baba's rectum
* tmm3k slides off baba
* TamarGarish gagas
* TamarGarish gags
<tmm3k> !
<tmm3k> oh
<tmm3k> so baba, do you smoke after sex
<Elwood> Suddenly Elvis doesn't seem so romantic...
<TamarGarish> His ass might after that.
<tmm3k> oh yeah
<tmm3k> mmmm
<TamarGarish> LOL
<tmm3k> thats the shit
<baba> i added timmy to my ignore list
<tmm3k> aw
<tmm3k> he's playing hard to get
<tmm3k> so
<tmm3k> who's next
<tmm3k> :)
* tmm3k glances at tammy
* Elwood presses a switch and lines up the red dot on Timmy's forehead.

[Timmy]

That also got Tammy and Elwood in the mood...

[Chris]

O_o

[The Defender]

:vomit:

[Borgs]

<baba> i will never install sims on my neighbors computers again
<Borgs> did your neighbour commit suicide, is that why?
<baba> no
<baba> just a pain to install sims
<Borgs> so the suicide won't stop you from installing the sims in the future then?

[Borgs]

<BearTM> Chat is kewl.
* Hermy agrees w Bear.
<Elwood> It roxors, IMHO!
<Darkening> tis l33t h0x0R
<BearTM> Yes, Elwood, UR HO!
<Borgs> w00t
<Darkening> ph3r m4h
<BearTM> ACK! LIGHTNING!

[Borgs]

<Borgs> tmm3k (uh) what's it's really good for, absolutley nothing!

[Borgs]

* Elwood sits down with a bowl of chocolate ice cream
* chuck munches on peanut M&Ms
<Elwood> !
<Elwood> !!
<Elwood> !!!

[Chuck]

the rest of the story.....



<chuck> heh
<Elwood> Chuck is getting lucky tonight, IMHO!
<chuck> just wanted to see who was paying attention

[Borgs]

<Elwood> Oh, just so you know, Borgs. I'll not be around much on weekends from December to the end of January. I'll be playing Elwood: The Deer Slayer
<Elwood> :D
<Borgs> have fun EW :)
<Elwood> I'll mercilessly kill one of you. :D
<Elwood> oops
<Borgs> o_O
<Elwood> That's one hell of a type!
<Elwood> typo
<Elwood> Sorry!
<Elwood> I'll mercilessly kill one FOR you
<Elwood> oops
<Borgs> AHHHHH
<Elwood> :)
<Darkening> yeah right
<Borgs> better....
<Darkening> you ment what you first said!
<Hermy> "I'll mercilessly kill one of you." Elwood's violent subconscious makes Baby Jesus cry. :(
<Elwood> :finger:

[Baba]

Also borgs trolling trek chat while baba was repected was funny.

[Timmy]

baba was never respected

[Timmy]

*** baba Quit (Quit)

[Borgs]

<baba> baba bigots
<Elwood> Who?
<Hermy> Do you think liberals would embrace an opportunity to sponge bath Moore if he became immobilized due to his obesity?
<baba> everyone at wordforge
<baba> including you
* BearTM sees Moore and thinks of that fat guy from Meaning of Life.
<Darkening> baba..i think i speak for everyone here
<Powaqqatsi> hermy... nobody wants to do that
<Darkening> SHUT THE GODDAMN UP YOU FUCKTARD
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> lol @ Hermy
<Jeriko> Speaking of Michael Moore, I was listening to a radio show today and the host tried to interview him but he and his 10 bodyguards ducked into and took over a taco joint.
<Elwood> Oh, baba.... cry me a river
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> mr creosote
<baba> Jeriko and powa are baba bigots so is chuck
<Powaqqatsi> haha
<Powaqqatsi> baba im nice to you
<Powaqqatsi> you fuckin bitch
<Powaqqatsi> heh
<Jeriko> I'm a Baba lover.
<Elwood> Quit yer bitchin' baba!
<Darkening> yeah we know..seen the chat logs
<baba> J i know you hate me
<Elwood> J, I don't want to know about yoru intimate sessions with baba in e-mail
<Jeriko> :(
<Powaqqatsi> "oh shit now im doin it on your hair" <lol dark from the logs
<Hermy> baba, I happily declare my hate for you. ;)
<baba> Everyone hates me.
* BearTM smacks baba around like a whore who's been shorting her pimp.
<Powaqqatsi> nah i dont mind him
<baba> Bear is proof
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> everyone hates you baba
* baba cries
* evenflow is babas pimp
<Powaqqatsi> heh
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> Powaqqatsi secretly hates you
<Powaqqatsi> lol... right
<Elwood> EF, you must not know how to make money...
<baba> I know elwood hates me.
<Powaqqatsi> he is 90% of the entertainment in here
<baba> dont nyou elwood
<Darkening> pow when did i say that?
* Elwood whistles innocently
<evenflow> you kidding, JohnM is our best customer
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> LMAO
<Powaqqatsi> dark, you didnt, j did
<Elwood> LOL
<baba> evenflow hates me
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> a blow up baba, just imagine..
<baba> hermy
<Hermy> Baba, how can we make you feel more loved? By kicking you of chat?
<evenflow> get back on the street bitch
<Elwood> Blow up baba? Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkay
<Powaqqatsi> ...
<baba> Sorry
<baba> just my new act
<baba> the paranoid baba act
* Elwood gets the tnt out...
<Darkening> hey J take a peek at this
<Darkening> http://www.oik.ascuk.net/videos/T42.mov
<baba> in bitch
<baba> <Powaqqatsi> heh
<baba> <Jeriko> I'm a Baba lover.
<baba> <Elwood> Quit yer bitchin' baba!
<baba> <Darkening> yeah we know..seen the chat logs
<baba> <baba> J i know you hate me
* Elwood shoves a rusty nail in baba's remaining eye
<baba> <Elwood> J, I don't want to know about yoru intimate sessions with baba in e-mail
<baba> <Jeriko> :(
<Powaqqatsi> hermy you are especially vicious tonight
<Powaqqatsi> have something bad happen?
<Jeriko> Bah. I do that with real guns Dark. :D
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> lol @ EW
<Darkening> :p
<baba> Jeriko do you hate me?
<Powaqqatsi> ugh
<Hermy> Pow, how so?
<Jeriko> No.
<Darkening> but doesn't look to bad does it
<Powaqqatsi> im outta here worse convo in weeks
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> lol
<Darkening> and theres even a girl!
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> sorry :)
* Powaqqatsi has left #wordforge
<Elwood> Pow, we live to please
<baba> Jeriko /whisper
<Elwood> LOL
<Hermy> Elwood, you've failed to make chat sufficiently amusing for Pow. ;) :(
<Elwood> baba and J are having an intimate session via PM
<baba> si
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> uh yeah..
<Elwood> Hermy, I'll lose sleep over that tonight...
<Hermy> lol
<baba> I turned down borgs offer of a date
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> Give it to me hard baba!
<Elwood> OMG!
<baba> sorry borgs you are not my type
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> Uh yeah, take it bitch
<Hermy> Borgs, you can intercept the messages, eh? ;)
<Elwood> J needs him some hot baba lovin'
<evenflow> So Elwood are you anked or fully clothed again tonite?
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> Get it it deep!
<Darkening> <Jeriko> Not tonight baba i have a headache
<Elwood> My camo pajamas... :D
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> Quit ya yappin' bitch!
<Darkening> <Jeriko> Faster!!!!
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> Ooooh, I've been naughty....
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> Uh yeah...
<Elwood> ROFL
* chuck plays Beatles - Let It Be
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> No! not the spiked one!
<evenflow> <Jeriko> mmmmpppffff.... mmmppphhhhh..... mmmpppphhhhh....
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> heh heh... how'd you like -that-?
<Elwood> <baba> move to the swing, bitch
<Jeriko> This is ridiculous. If it were me sybering I'd first pretend to be a bifem.
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> Oooohh, uhhhh, oooohhhh....
<Jeriko> cybering
<Elwood> Heh, Rudy is tearing Europe a new one
* Jeriko is now known as Jenny18F
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> These straps, there's a little tight...
<evenflow> "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Elwood again.
<evenflow> "
<Darkening> damn borg is really getting in to it
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> Put the lingerie on and shut up
<Elwood> !
<Elwood> awe
<Elwood> :(
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> oooh, it's soo large now...
<Jenny18F> Hi! My name's Jenny and I'm bi curious! Any girls here?
<Elwood> Okay, Borgs... You're getting a little to excited here... ;)
<Darkening> both hands on the dest!
<tmm3k> i'm a girl
<Darkening> desk*
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> * Jeriko is whipped by baba
<tmm3k> lets have hot lesbian sex
* Elwood is now known as Elwoodina
<Jenny18F> You don't have a very girl sounding name!
<Elwoodina> :D
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> yeah baby!
* tmm3k is now known as Sexka
<Sexka> how's that
* Elwoodina is now known as Elwood
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <jeriko> Oooh, the straps are so tight!
* Darkening is now known as Darkenina
<Sexka> oh chakotay, you can play with my akootchamoya anytime!
<Elwood> alrighty
* Darkenina is now known as Darkening
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> I'm been a baaaad boy...
<Hermy> Borgs, this is all quotable. ;)
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> go ahead :)
<Jenny18F> I'm such a horny girl!
* chuck plays Black Sabbath - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
<Hermy> Especially J. This is so unlike him. :p
<Sexka> omg lolz a/s/l?
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> Yeah baby, use the yogert....
<Darkening> why do i get the mental image of J been a v fat 50 year old as he does the fake girl thing?
<Elwood> Because that's who he really is?
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> Ooopsie! It's gone all over me!
<Jenny18F> I'm totally in Houston Sexka! I'm 18 and I'm a womens!
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> * baba begins licking
<baba> J how would you react to jenna james dating angelina joline?
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> ewww, uhhh, ahhh....
<Elwood> O.o
<Elwood> ROFL
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <baba> now suck it bitch....
<Elwood> They just showed a woman holding a sign that said, "I *heart* bush!"
<Elwood> ;)
* Hermy has quit IRC (Quit: Long live Ned Divine!)
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> <Jeriko> oooh, it's so HUGE....
* BearTM has left #wordforge
<Elwood> Borgs...
<Elwood> ROFL
* Anonymous has joined #wordforge
<Darkening> creeping me out
<baba> J you still there?
<Elwood> Rudy is giving Kerry hell
* Anonymous is now known as TheAuthorities
<Elwood> Borgs, that's enough
<Jenny18F> Totally Baba.
<TheAuthorities> What's all this then.
<TheAuthorities> Elwood, restore order immediately!
<baba> how would you react if Jenna Jameson dated Angelina Joline?
<Sexka> OH SHIT
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> but I hadn't got to the bukkake scence!
* Sexka hides her child pornography
* TheAuthorities is now known as Hermy
<Elwood> No bukkake!
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> :(
<Jenny18F> Baba - oh my pussy would be soooooo wet!
<Elwood> I refuse to have the mental image of baba on J bukkake
<Elwood> I killz you!
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> LMO
<Elwood> I'll cut you, Borgs!
<Jenny18F> Got pix?
* Sexka strokes borg's long nanoprobe...
<Hermy> If he won't restore order, I must.
<Darkening> Cut the bitch!
* The_Listkeeper has joined #wordforge
* Hermy is now known as E1wood
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> o_O
<E1wood> Careful!
<E1wood> Stop it!
<The_Listkeeper> Bad kitty!
<E1wood> Cut it out!
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> I'm off to bed now...
<E1wood> Calm down!
<Borgs-accepting-paypal> gonna dump the quotes and go...
<Darkening> borg has blown it

[Timmy]

<tmm3k> hi
<Kyle> Bye.
*** Kyle has left #wordforge
<tmm3k> FAG

ROTFLMFAOACMEOTOB

[Darkening]

* Hermy repeats the mantra to himself. "The grandmother, not the daughter. The grandmother, not the daughter."
<Darkening> You like the blue hair dye she uses
<Hermy> Tho, the nice think about the granny is we can have unprotected sex without any worries about pregnancy. ;)

[Borgs]

<Hermy> Uhhh...acutally...I have registered three times at Wordforge, and you know my usernames well: trinity, Dendroica, and Liet. However, I've grown tired of them. Please delete them all, immediately. ;)
<Hermy> Ooops...I forgot my others. I also registered as my pedantic German cunt persona, whom I've given the name Packard. And, I like to play a continuously-PMSing communist Austrian bitch as well. Delete that one too, please. ;)

[Timmy]

<tmm3k> storm is back
* Ramen becomes aroused.
<tmm3k> ....

[Borgs]

Submitted to bash.org again:
403376
403377
403378
403379
403381
403382
403383
403384
403386
403387
403388
403389
403390

[edit - 406160]

[Timmy]

^Good luck with that. I think they still have that disallow.tmm3k() code or whatever. ;)

<Ramen> Actually, now that I look closer, she's kind of beefier in general in her torso region.
<tmm3k> pregnancy IMMHO
<Ramen> (teh pr0n linx0r)
<Ramen> That's pure fatness.
<tmm3k> quit being so judgemental!
<Ramen> I bet she eats tacos for breakfast.
<Ramen> Fat whore.
<tmm3k> uh
<Ramen> I'd probably do her though. Just for shits and giggles before I strangle her.
* Ramen cackles.
<tmm3k> o_o
<Jeriko> I'm going to go fuck a bowl of Jello. Night all.
*** Jeriko has left #wordforge
<Ramen> It is gettin late. I'm gonna hit the sack myself.
<Ramen> Night
*** Ramen Quit (Quit)
* tmm3k blinks

[Ramen]

* Ramen sets mode: +o tmm3k
* tmm3k sets mode: -o+b Ramen Ramen!*@*
* tmm3k was kicked by X2 (Ramen is protected, get out!)
* X2 sets mode: +o Ramen
* tmm3k has joined #wordforge
<Ramen> hahahaha
<Ramen> I knew it
<tmm3k> :)
<Ramen> PWN3D
<Ramen> That's pretty good though. ;)
<tmm3k> heh
<tmm3k> it should have kicked you though :/

:banana:

[Borgs]

<Borgs> pah..
-> op me
* Borgs: you're not channel operator
<Borgs> login
-> *X2* login
-X2- LOGIN: Registered channel name required.
-> *X2* login #wordforge
-X2- Usage: /msg X2 #wordforge LOGIN <handle> <password>
-> *X2* login #wordforge LOGIN Borgs8472 ********
-X2- Sorry, there is no handle `LOGIN' in the #wordforge userlist.
-> *X2* login #wordforge LOGIN Borgs ********
-X2- Sorry, there is no handle `LOGIN' in the #wordforge userlist.
-> *X2* #wordforge LOGIN Borgs ********
-X2- Sorry, there is no handle `Borgs' in the #wordforge userlist.
-> *X2* #wordforge LOGIN Borgs847 ********
-X2- Sorry, there is no handle `Borgs847' in the #wordforge userlist.
-> *X2* #wordforge LOGIN Borgs8472 ********
-X2- You are now logged into #wordforge as Borgs8472.
* /msg: insufficient parameters
-> *X2* op
-X2- OP: Registered channel name required.
-> *X2* op #wordforge
-X2- Usage: OP <nickname> [nickname nickname ...]
-> *X2* op #wordforge Borgs
* X2 sets mode: +o Borgs
* tmm3k was kicked by Borgs (it was worth it...)
* tmm3k has joined #wordforge
<Borgs> I hate you

[Timmy]

* Kyle aims the laser at the splitting CD mirror in orbit, and repositions the splitting CD mirror wings to hit both Timmy and Timmy's ISP at the same time.
<tmm3k> *cough*nerd
<Kyle> You're the one multiplying 1337 x 2, asshat.
<tmm3k> :(
<tmm3k> it was for my math homework...
<tmm3k> :(

[Timmy]

* JohnB has already maxed out his connection downloading pink floyd bootlegs
<tmm3k> pink floy bootlegs
<tmm3k> WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
<JohnB> :dayton:
* JohnB enters tmm3k via the asshole
* JohnB makes tmm3k squeal
<Ramen> ...
<tmm3k> ................
<JohnB> You can stop masturbating now timmy
<tmm3k> ........................................................................................
<The_Listkeeper> Oh, great. Now he's dribbling.
* Jeriko gasps.
<Ramen> I feel ill.
<tmm3k> I, uh.....................................................the......uh........................................ :|
* The_Listkeeper hands JohnB the mop.
* JohnB has ideas for the mop handle
<tmm3k> .....................................................................................................................................................................



:calli: :calli: :calli: :calli: :calli: :calli: :calli: :calli:

[Borgs]

:rofl:

[Borgs]

* Jesus has joined #wordforge
<God> greetings my son
<Jesus> Greetings
<God> have ye returned to sit at my right hand?
<Jesus> I have
<God> ...and to perform our "secret games" I told thee not to speak of?
<Jesus> :soma:
<God> for I may have to wax wroth lest ye have toldst the press
<Jesus> lol
<God> verily

[John B]

[17:19] * Ramen is now known as T
[17:19] * Lisa is now known as Ramen
[17:19] * T is now known as TBonz
[17:20] * TBonz is now known as TBonz
[17:20] * Ramen is now known as Charles
[17:20] * TBonz is now known as JohnB
[17:20] * Kyle is now known as Neroon
[17:20] * Charles is now known as Capps
[17:20] * Capps bans everybody in the world.
[17:20] * JohnB is now known as JohnB
[17:20] * JohnB is now known as HarryPotter
[17:20] <HarryPotter> Bone me Neroon!
[17:21] * Capps is now known as Ramen
[17:21] * Neroon closes down the chat room because he'll be damned if there's something left open on his watch.
[17:21] * HarryPotter is now known as Cassandra
[17:21] * Ramen is now known as LittleBoy
[17:21] <LittleBoy> Somebody get Nerr0b away from me!
[17:21] * LittleBoy runs from Neroon.
[17:21] <Cassandra> Nerronn, no! don't do it!
[17:22] <Neroon> Clang, baby, clang!
[17:22] * Neroon is now known as Kyle
[17:22] * LittleBoy is now known as Ramen
[17:22] * Cassandra is now known as JohnB
[17:22] <Ramen> Well that was fun. :D

[Timmy]

Congratulations to Borgs and Darkening! (http://bash.org/?403378)

[Borgs]

Cool, but only that -one- quote? They're a picky lot at bash... :marathon:

[Borgs]

<Borgs> fuck
<baba> hi
<baba> :)
<Borgs> o_o
<baba> how aer you
<Borgs> bad
<baba> why?
<baba> is it my fault?
<Borgs> die
* baba has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

/me can but hope :D

[The Defender]

<Nick_Walczak> boring
* Ramen dances an Irish jig half-heartedly because it's not for joy but entertainment. He thinks about how degrading it is to dance for other people's amusement, but dances anyway. A sort of malaise hangs in the air as people clap, but don't really mean it. Before you know it, it's all over and the world is a sadder, darker place for it.

[Borgs]

*** Guest_720 has joined #wordforge
<Borgs> 'lo guest
*** Guest_720 has quit (Ping timeout: 123 seconds)
<Kyle> pw0ned
<Borgs> Kyle... there is a time and a place to be 1337




<Kyle> I now have an intricately drawn Flash drawing of my foot!
<Borgs> <_<
<Borgs> Kyle... that's not healthy IMO
<nic> XD
<Kyle> It's for the Flash movie!
* nic agrees!
<nic> his "foot"
<nic> ^_~
<Borgs> O_O
<Borgs> better than a 'finger'
<nic> teehee
<Borgs> ( or 'leg' ? o_O )
<nic> XD
<Kyle> Yes, my size 14 foot!
<nic> O_O
* nic ponders the size of kyle's 'foot'
<nic> kyle i vote we go get 'food' now

[Borgs]

<wordin> I'd almost forgotten what a good target BlazerBoy is.
<wordin> He's like a Nazi ridding a My Little Pony!

[Timmy]

what is the in context to?

[Borgs]

Blazerboy and his mad moderating skillz :rolleyes:

[Borgs]

<evenflow> I wore a skirt in college...
<evenflow> won my share of $100 with it
<evenflow> I was Sexy Spice
<EvilBorgs> O_O

[John B]

<JohnB> Chuck, it has occured to me that I have read your posts and talked to you in chat for years, and yet I know absolutely nothing about you. :-/
<Chuck> I'm a high school science teacher
<Jeriko> One of the first gay ones in his school, in fact.
<JohnB> Ah. I guess your opinions aren't controversial enough to stand out on Wordforge. :D
* Chuck flips off Jeriko
* JohnB eats a slice of christmas ham
<Jeriko> Chuck, John is right.
<Jeriko> You need to stand out more.
<Jeriko> I mean, if someone asks "What defines Chuck?" - I would have no answer.
<JohnB> I don't even know your political opinions, Chuck.
<Jeriko> Surely you must have extreme views on something.
<JohnB> It's a requirement of Wordforge.
<JohnB> So I hear.
<Chuck> Well, I'm pretty middle of the road on most things
<Jeriko> Now see, that's a problem Chuck.
<Jeriko> We need to fix Chuck up with a prejudice or something.
<Jeriko> How 'bout the Jews? Now that Cass is gone, Chuck, you can be the Jew hater.
<Jeriko> In fact, I'm about to post a topic about Hitler and Jews that you could use to spring into your new role.
<JohnB> Wait, what about all those rowdy black kids in your science class?
<JohnB> Surely you don't like them?
<Chuck> there are probably fewer than 10 blacks living in my whole town
<Jeriko> And you'd like to keep it that way, right Chuck?
<Jeriko> In fact, 10 blacks is 10 blacks too many, right Chuck?
<Chuck> Racial makeup is about 85% white, 7% native american, 7% hispanic, 1% other

[Megatron]

<Tasvir81> Hey Everyone
<Tasvir81> Hello?
<Tasvir81> Is everyone asleep?
<Tasvir81> Elwood, you here?
<Tasvir81> What the hell?
<Tasvir81> Why isn't anyone talking??
<Tasvir81> PBM, how's life?
<Tasvir81> Elwood you blowing a gun??
<Tasvir81> Hmmmm
<Tasvir81> So everyone's ignoring me then? :mad:
<Tasvir81> P'BM YOU ARE A STUPID DYKE!!!111
<Tasvir81> PBM YOU ARE A STUPID DYKE!!!111
<Tasvir81> ahem, no kickouts???
<Tasvir81> Damn, Elwood, you got that gun up your ass??
<Tasvir81> LOL

:soma:

[Baba]

Shepherd would prefer jeriko's lesbian fantasies to reality tv.

[NAHTMMM]

^ ;)[22:57:53] <Shepherd>frankly, i sometimes think our society would be better served if jeriko's lesbian fantasies were on instead of some of that drek...and you know that's not an endorsement coming from me



Then from last night:
[23:46:16] <PBM_>Awww, Chris...Op bear. he looks so pitiful...
[23:46:19] BearTM was promoted to op
[23:46:22] <NAHTMMM>!
[23:46:28] <PBM_>!!!
[23:46:44] BearTM was demoted from op
[23:46:44] <PBM_>Bear...You have the POWER!
[23:46:51] <NAHTMMM>Or did!
[23:46:56] <PBM_>Bear...you lost the POWER!
[23:46:59] <NAHTMMM>:D
[23:47:03] <PBM_>lol
[23:47:07] <Christopher>The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away
[23:47:14] <Powaqqatsi>you may have the power but you guys'll never have the POWA

[NAHTMMM]

[21:52:09]<Frontline950>Spekaing of midgets, I saw one the other day and I dunno but I kinda just wanted to grab him and head for a bowling alley

[21:52:25]<Elwood>You've never lived until you've tossed a midget down a hall.

[Bulldog]

<Tasvir81> Hey Everyone
<Tasvir81> Hello?
<Tasvir81> Is everyone asleep?
<Tasvir81> Elwood, you here?
<Tasvir81> What the hell?
<Tasvir81> Why isn't anyone talking??
<Tasvir81> PBM, how's life?
<Tasvir81> Elwood you blowing a gun??
<Tasvir81> Hmmmm
<Tasvir81> So everyone's ignoring me then? :mad:
<Tasvir81> P'BM YOU ARE A STUPID DYKE!!!111
<Tasvir81> PBM YOU ARE A STUPID DYKE!!!111
<Tasvir81> ahem, no kickouts???
<Tasvir81> Damn, Elwood, you got that gun up your ass??
<Tasvir81> LOL

:soma:


Posting your own chat log is just so :dayton:

[The Defender]

<qeed> !screw you
<Nick_Walczak> i'm sorry qeed, !screw you is not a recognized mIRC command
<Nick_Walczak> please try again
<PBM> lol
<Nick_Walczak> alternately, try a gender switch command by typing !female, then try !screw you again

[Bailey]

I suggest we start a negrep campaign against the next person who posts a quote that primarily features themselves!

[Borgs]

<Borgs> lo qeed :)
<qeed> hello
<qeed> =0
<Borgs> how's things?
<qeed> fun
<Borgs> oh?
<qeed> if you didnt know i suck socially
<qeed> now i not so much suck socially
<Borgs> w00t :)
<Borgs> do tell :)
<qeed> i past my average of a 5 second convo
<qeed> now i can do 2 minutes
<qeed> :D
<Borgs> ah...
<Borgs> conversations, of course ;)

-----------------------------------

<Borgs> 'lo
<Kyle> 'Lo.
<Borgs> <--- on phone
<Kyle> With Globat?
<Borgs> puss
<Kyle> Oh.
<Borgs> chatting with globat
<Kyle> Ah.
<Borgs> they suck
<Borgs> unlike puss :(
<Kyle> Lol.
<Borgs> :(
* Kyle has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 125 seconds)
<Borgs> perv

[The Defender]

[01:39] <Nick_Walczak> damn i needs me a woman
[01:39] <Nick_Walczak> don't know where to look though
[01:41] <Elwood> Go drive slowly around a bad neighborhood and look under the streetlights at corners.

[NAHTMMM]

[21:22:57]<Elwood>Oh, I know what to do with Zombies! I'm an expert.
[21:23:00]* Elwood fires up the chainsaw
[21:23:18]* zombie_pope goes for Elwood's braaaaaiiiiinnnnssssss
[21:24:00]* Elwood slices off Zombie Pope's head and in the same swoop halves the body.
[21:24:31]zombie_pope is now known as zombie_popes_head
[21:24:55]* Elwood kicks Zombie Pope's head through the uprights!
[21:24:58]<Elwood>Three points!
[21:24:59]* zombie_popes_head bites Elwoods toe

[Baba]

<Chuck> I wonder how "Commander" Archer rated having a dog in his quarters? It's not like he was the captain or anything
<baba> Archer slept with the captain that is how
<Chuck> (eek)
<Chuck> "Captain's Man" ?
<BearTM> Yes. He ASSassinated him.
<Nick_Walczak> LMFAO!
<baba> that explains how someone as incompetent as archer got command in real universe
<baba> he slept with admiral forrest to get command of the ship
<BearTM> In the MU, you have to stab people from behind to get ahead.
<BearTM> Archer used his "pork sword".
<Nick_Walczak> HAHAHAHAH
<baba> i said something truely funny
<Nick_Walczak> chat room classics

[The Defender]

* EDIT: Baba did it a second before.

[NAHTMMM]

[20:10:15]<NAHTMMM>I'm sure he'll find someone quite competent to take over as chatop. Maybe baba, or Nick, or even me!
[20:11:00]<PBM>baba as chat op. Cool! :D
[20:11:27]<NAHTMMM>Just imagine the Special Edition Themed Chats!
[20:12:29]<Shepherd>Monday: Is BSG bet show ever?
[20:12:41]<Shepherd>Thesday: How many ways do you like BSG?
[20:12:56]<Shepherd>Wendsday: Should there be pipstick lesbians on BSG?
[20:13:13]<Shepherd>Thursday: Is BSG better than <insert show here>?
[20:13:17]<Shepherd>ad infinitum

[NAHTMMM]

Going through my chat logs. This actually goes with the zombie pope football bit above...



[20:53:28][20:52:57] NAHTMMM joined the channel
[20:52:57] Topic: Elwood pwns joo all, IMHO!
[20:53:03] <NAHTMMM>Indeed!
[20:53:19] <baba>nahtmmn
[20:53:19] <Order2Chaos>hi
[20:53:28] <baba>order is going to be pope after ratzinger
[20:53:52] <NAHTMMM>Hi, Mr. Pope's Heir Apparent :)
[20:54:59] Order2Chaos is now know as Pope
[20:55:08] Pope is now know as Pope\
[20:55:18] Pope\ is now know as Pope
[20:55:21] <Pope>dang it
[20:55:33] <Pope>how do i change my name to something with more than one word?
[20:55:49] <BearTM>Use the Underscore.
[20:55:53] <Pope>d'oh
[20:55:54] <NAHTMMM>your keyboard is obviously possessed by a Demon of Typos IMVHO, Your Holiness
[20:56:05] Pope is now know as Pope_Peter_II
[20:56:35] <Pope_Peter_II>indeed it is, for we are infallible
[20:56:36] <NAHTMMM>Somebody should exorcise it.
[20:57:21] <NAHTMMM>Don't you think?
[20:57:24] <Pope_Peter_II>very well NAHTMMM, I appoint you our holy keyboard exorciser
[20:57:28] <NAHTMMM>Ooo!
[20:57:31] <NAHTMMM>Whee!
[20:57:39] * NAHTMMM harrumphs
[20:58:03] Nick_Walczak is now know as Benedict_XVI
[20:58:08] <NAHTMMM>In the name of our everlasting God and the great and holy Pope, begone, foul demon!
[20:58:14] Benedict_XVI has changed the topic to: I Bless You All.
[20:58:20] Benedict_XVI is now know as Nick_Walczak
[20:58:30] <Pope_Peter_II>bless you, holiness, i am your successor
[20:58:31] * NAHTMMM turns the Demon of Typos into a cucumber
[20:58:40] <NAHTMMM>Tada!
[20:58:49] <Pope_Peter_II>cucumber!
[20:58:52] <Pope_Peter_II>cucumber!
[20:59:21] <NAHTMMM>It could be changed into a nice rosary or something if you prefer
[20:59:23] <Nick_Walczak>can you handle the power your popeness?
[20:59:35] <Pope_Peter_II>NAHTMMM! Yocucumber!u have failed! I hereby excommunicate you and damn your socucumber!ul to eternal dell
[20:59:41] <Pope_Peter_II>*hell
[20:59:56] <NAHTMMM>Oh no! Please, at least make it Compaq!
[21:00:04] <Nick_Walczak>ew
[21:00:05] <BearTM>Hey! Only *I* excommunicate people and damn them to eternal hell!
[21:00:09] <Nick_Walczak>compaq is a fate worse than dell
[21:00:12] * BearTM demonstrates.
[21:00:13] <NAHTMMM>[lol]
[21:00:16] * NAHTMMM !
[21:00:16] <Pope_Peter_II>fine, Compaq it is then
[21:00:21] <NAHTMMM>*whew*
[21:00:32] <BearTM>Excommunicate....
[21:00:35] <Nick_Walczak>if you are gonna show off your power, kick baba
[21:00:47] <NAHTMMM>Pfft, anyone can kick baba
[21:00:47] baba was kicked by Nick_Walczak :Excommunicated
[21:01:00] <NAHTMMM>It takes reeal guts to kick, say, Elwood >:-)
[21:01:02] <BearTM>Then damn to hell!
[21:01:08] <Nick_Walczak>i can't kick elwood
[21:01:09] baba joined the channel
[21:01:15] <Nick_Walczak>he's magically protected
[21:01:21] <NAHTMMM>Oooo
[21:01:28] <Nick_Walczak>ELWOOD IS GOD!
[21:01:37] <Nick_Walczak>one can not excommunicate GOD!
[21:01:44] <Elwood>Indeed, my son
[21:01:45] <Pope_Peter_II>praised be the almighty Elwood!
[21:01:51] <NAHTMMM>All hail Elwood!
[21:02:15] <Nick_Walczak>in the name of the elwood, the beartm, and the almight IRC
[21:02:17] <Nick_Walczak>amen
[21:02:23] <NAHTMMM>amen
[21:02:29] <Pope_Peter_II>amen

[NAHTMMM]

[20:40:07] <NAHTMMM>One chat op is a mind-controlled zombie. The other is stepping out of the room to hold a conversation with parts of his body.
[20:40:20] <NAHTMMM>Truly we live on the edge in here.

[BearTM]

* Techmmless gives TK-spy a huge hug and a big smooch
* TK-spy gives Techmmless a great big smooch
* Techmmless returns TK-spy smooch with much gusto
<Elwood> Baba, why did you post a PM in direct violation of the board's policy?
<Elwood> mm, that's my job. :-/

[Tamar Garish]

BearTM> Ever been to hell.com?
* TamarGarish bows
<BearTM> :D
* TamarGarish sniffles
<TBonz> Hell.com? I RUN hell.com
<TamarGarish> LOL
<TBonz> Oh, you mean a different hell!
<BearTM> You wish you did.
<BearTM> :D
<TBonz> the hell I do :p
<TamarGarish> That should be QOTW
<TBonz> LOL
<TBonz> I always seemed to have it at TK :p
<TBonz> without even trying

[Elwood]

<Face> i haen't had this much fun at tbbs since the last time i got permabanned

[NAHTMMM]

[21:32:14]<baba>i dont see to remember anything that i've done



[21:42:45]<Legion>Salty Death, comin' this way!



[22:11:37]<Legion>Baba, have you ever thought of writing a long essay on the joys of bathing in Vienna Sausage?

[Timmy]

<baba> timmy i repped you for your avatar
<tmm3k> thank you baba, you're so sexy
* tmm3k caresses baba's chest
* tmm3k sticks his hands under baba's shirt and slowly lifts it off of baba
* tmm3k rubs his hands along baba's muscly body
<Borgs8472> o_O
* tmm3k feels something poking at him and tears off baba's pants
* tmm3k bites baba's leopard print thong underwear and peels it off with his mouth
* tmm3k strokes baba's enormous shaft
* tmm3k places baba's swelling penis into his mouth, while simultaneously tweaking baba's nipples
* tmm3k is suprised that baba came so suddenly
* tmm3k pulls off of baba, wipes his mouth, and looks at baba's limp dick sadly
* tmm3k shrugs and walks away
<tmm3k> THE END
* Borgs8472 applaudes
* BearTM vomits.
* tmm3k rubs one off

[Diacanu]

<Borgs8472> o_O

Diacanu agrees! :wtf:

[Timmy]

<Borgs8472> fuck
<Borgs8472> ROFL LOL LMAO
* Borgs8472 managed to delete the server :D

[Elwood]

<Order2Chaos> i've decided to segregate them. video card inside the computer, wireless card inside the cardboard box
<Elwood> Booooooo!
<Elwood> A classic case of seperate but equal where it's seperate, but no where near equal!
<Order2Chaos> hey now, there's almost nothing different about the cardboard box. sure it doesn't have a motherboard, hard drive, RAM, CPU, or DVD-burner, but other than that, it's pretty much the same
<Elwood> Elwood vs. O2C it'll be a landmark case!
<Order2Chaos> those wireless cards can't play nice with my poor video card. and i'm sure as hell not going to PCI bus them for the sake of "integration"
<Elwood> Cardist!
<Order2Chaos> 802.11-lover
<Elwood> *gasp*
<Elwood> There's no need for such nasty language here.
<Order2Chaos> i've said it before and i'll say it again. you're a no-good 802.11-lover! probably even 802.11g!
<Elwood> I'll tell you one thing though. I have a dream.
<Order2Chaos> we need someone who can stand up to the wireless factions of this country and put those cards in their place
<Elwood> I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all cards are created equal."
<Order2Chaos> video cards are AGP! Wireless is merely PCI!!
<Order2Chaos> they are not created equal
<Elwood> I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Seattle, the decendants of your wireless card and the decendants of your video card will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
<Order2Chaos> we can function without wireless cards, but where would we be without graphics
<Elwood> I have a dream that your four little sticks of RAM will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the type of their connector but by the content of their solid state innards!.
<Elwood> Okay, I'm spent.
<Elwood> I'm gonna go kill a hippy. I'll be back later.
<TBonz> later
*** You have been marked as being away.
<Order2Chaos> bye
<Order2Chaos> lol

[Timmy]

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*** Using NickServ for command: GHOST baba ?????
*** baba Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by tmm3k))
* tmm3k snickers

[Timmy]

*** baba has joined #wordforge
<baba> anyone haven connection problems on wordforge?
<tmm3k> yeah
••• Using NickServ for command: GHOST baba ?????
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<baba> hurricane problems?
<tmm3k> possibly
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<baba> damn it
<baba> bear work on this
<tmm3k> its been happening all day
<tmm3k> we dont know what the problem is
<baba> it's bears thought
<baba> fault
<tmm3k> oh, here it goes again i think
••• Using NickServ for command: GHOST baba ?????
*** baba Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by tmm3k))
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<baba> damn it
<baba> we need a new server

http://bash.org/?557065

[Borgs]

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*** ChanServ sets mode +o on Elwood
*** ChanServ sets mode +q on Elwood
<tmm3k> uh oh
* tmm3k is away

[NAHTMMM]

[22:16:45]<NAHTMMM>baba I think chat server was overloaded because of strain from so much bsg discussion
[22:17:05]<NAHTMMM>might ease off that a bit in future
[22:17:13]<RJHJ>never!
[22:17:21]<NAHTMMM>ever?
[22:17:23]<RJHJ>one can never have enough BSG discussion
[22:17:32]<RJHJ> ;)
[22:17:36]<NAHTMMM>heh
[22:19:03]<tmm3k>can too
[22:19:24]<RJHJ>can not
[22:19:31]<tmm3k>can too
[22:19:31]<NAHTMMM>can too
[22:19:34]<RJHJ>can not
[22:19:43]<RJHJ>can not
[22:19:43]<NAHTMMM>can too
[22:19:46]<RJHJ>can too
[22:19:50]<NAHTMMM>can not
[22:19:58]<RJHJ>HA!!
[22:19:59]<tmm3k>can too
[22:20:07]<NAHTMMM>DUCK SEASON SHOOT!
[22:20:14]<tmm3k>can too
[22:20:28]<RJHJ>:lol:
[22:20:33]<NAHTMMM> * * * BANG!!! * * *
[22:20:51]<NAHTMMM> . . . you're ditthh-picable.

[Baba]

<random_wordforger> cgat
<random_wordforger> cgat
<random_wordforger> i"M HeRe ot cghat
<baba20> polarslam?
<random_wordforger> No
<random_wordforger> I'm Random Wordforger!
<random_wordforger> So who wants to cyber?
<random_wordforger> I'm wearing a sexy pair of overalls, a down filled parka and a silk shirt with a mustard stain on it
<random_wordforger> I bet BearTM wants to lick that mustard stain until he can suck out the last few molecules of mustard falvour from that shirt!
<random_wordforger> And I'm going to let him! As long as I lick the crumbs from his oreo cookies of of his chest
<random_wordforger> Man, I'm getting hot.....hot and bothered....
<random_wordforger> I think it has less to do with the sexiness of this situation and more to do with the fact I'm wearing a down filled parka in early September
<random_wordforger> *Unzips Parka in a seductive manner
<random_wordforger> *Tosses Parka into the corner and winks at BearTM
<random_wordforger> OH YEAH! Now that cooled me down!
<random_wordforger> I can now say for sure that the hotness I was feeling a moment ago was 100% to do with the Parka and not the sex. In fact now I'm kinda of chilly cause of a breeze
<random_wordforger> *Sexily puts on a sensible wind breaker for this fall evening
<random_wordforger> *Scratchs the plasticy material of the windbreaker in a sexy way and winks at armaltye, inviting him to join myself and BearTM
<random_wordforger> I'm going to watch Anderson Cooper 360! Anybody else want to endgadge in a sexy bit of news program viewing? OH YEAH! I know you do!

[Borgs]

<tmm3k> DUDE
<tmm3k> admwill
<tmm3k> wtf ever happened to him
<tmm3k> he was like elwood, except unfair

[Tamar Garish]

<baba> herpes is the smartest person at wordforge

[Baba]

<TamarGarish> Because many of us didn't want him back the last time Borgs made a unilateral choice on his own responsibility.

Tamar on polarslam

[Spaceturkey]

next theory
<herpetologist> ahh... STDs the gifts that keep on giving
<herpetologist> wait... I didnt say that out loud just now
:D

[Baba]

<BearTM> Trolls are nothing. *I* deal with College Faculty.

[Borgs]

<baba> elwood akbar

[BearTM]

*** Miniborg (displacedr@godhates-9C88D1C7.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) has joined channel #wordforge
<Miniborg> OH baby BABY!
<Miniborg> BABY BABY!
<Miniborg> oh baby baby!
<Miniborg> b-baby baby!
<Miniborg> ahh pussh it
<Miniborg> aah... push it
<Miniborg> dum de dum de *aaow* de dum da de dum da
<Miniborg> dum de dum da dum dede dumdi da da
<Miniborg> salt and pepas here!!
<Miniborg> salt-salt and pepapsrs here!
* Miniborg dances
* Miniborg shakes her booty
* Miniborg is glad no-one is around to see that
*** Signoff: Miniborg (Quit: )

The Shadow knows...

[Lanzman]

Heh heh heh . . . Bear is always watching. :rofl:

[NAHTMMM]

[20:41:54] NAHTMMM joined the channel
[20:41:54] Topic: Share your sexual stories!
[20:41:57] <NAHTMMM>:)
[20:43:14] * NAHTMMM drops a pin.
[20:43:23] * NAHTMMM
[20:43:31] <TamarGarish>Ooohh..loud
[20:43:36] <NAHTMMM>!
[20:43:49] * evenflow steps on a pin
[20:43:52] <evenflow>OW!
[20:43:59] <evenflow>who the fuck put that pin there?
[20:44:05] * NAHTMMM points at Tamar
[20:44:18] * NAHTMMM rethinks that action
[20:44:25] * NAHTMMM points over Tamar at baba
[20:44:26] * evenflow whacks Tamar with a dead baba
[20:44:45] * evenflow whacks tamar again,
[20:44:48] * NAHTMMM considers hiding just in case
[20:44:52] <evenflow>meh she was there
[20:44:55] <spaceturkey>i wish to return this baba.
[20:44:58] <NAHTMMM>[lol]
[20:45:00] <spaceturkey>its dead
[20:45:21] <NAHTMMM>No it isn't! See, it moved just now!
[20:45:45] <evenflow>even a dead baba won't shut up
[20:45:59] <NAHTMMM>It's pining for the fjords, I tell you!
[20:46:03] <spaceturkey>it keeps going and going

[NAHTMMM]

[21:19:12] <Elwood>Just ask yourself, what would The Shat do and then do it.
[21:19:22] <evenflow>I do that every day!
[21:19:29] <NAHTMMM>:)
[21:19:49] <Elwood>WWJTKD? !!
[21:19:50] * BearTM asks himself, "What would The Shat do?"
[21:20:08] * BearTM goes off and seduces a green chick!

[NAHTMMM]

I'm not quite sure why I didn't post this at the time...

[22:47:09] <baba>shep think a movie is a bad idea
[22:47:33] <Shepherd>yes, some are very bad ideas...Caddyshack II for instance
[22:47:42] <Legion>Baba... pal... buddy... I want to give you a gift.
[22:47:57] <Legion>I want to bestow upon you something that has given me years and years of enjoyment.
[22:47:58] <Shepherd>Blues Brothers 2000
[22:48:14] <Shepherd>Star Trek Insurrection
[22:48:20] <baba>nemesis
[22:48:20] <Legion>Something I know you'll like, Baba. Do you want to know what it is?
[22:48:26] <baba>tos bsg continuation
[22:48:27] <baba>voyager
[22:48:34] <baba>a night in sickbay
[22:48:43] <NAHTMMM>That DVD?
[22:48:52] <Legion>No. PUNCTUATION!

[Elwood]

<Ramen> Just you thinking about my penis is good enough for me, Mini. ;)
<Miniborg> it's all i ever think about.
* Ramen dances an Irish jig.
<BearTM> All you ever think about is penis?
<BearTM> Horn dog!
<Miniborg> no, ramens penis.
<Miniborg> his penis and its hypnotic, swirly ways

:?:

[MiniBorg]

*** Miniborg (displacedr@godhates-9C88D1C7.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) has joined channel #wordforge
<Miniborg> OH baby BABY!
<Miniborg> BABY BABY!
<Miniborg> oh baby baby!
<Miniborg> b-baby baby!
<Miniborg> ahh pussh it
<Miniborg> aah... push it
<Miniborg> dum de dum de *aaow* de dum da de dum da
<Miniborg> dum de dum da dum dede dumdi da da
<Miniborg> salt and pepas here!!
<Miniborg> salt-salt and pepapsrs here!
* Miniborg dances
* Miniborg shakes her booty
* Miniborg is glad no-one is around to see that
*** Signoff: Miniborg (Quit: )

The Shadow knows...

DAMMIT!

[NAHTMMM]

[21:16:35] <odp>i heard the cylons find earth and kill baba:(
[21:16:56] <baba>so no lesbian kisses?
[21:17:27] <odp>no baba killing for 40 minutes
[21:17:36] <Jeriko>But not before he sends them into a logical loop with a lesbian question.



[22:01:59] <Jeriko>I'm actually killing hordes of undead.
[22:02:05] <Jeriko>In a skirt.

[Pylades]

|20:33:38| * Joins: Miniborg (displacedr@godhates-104B06C6.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
|20:33:43| <Miniborg> AHEM
|20:33:49| <Miniborg> BUY THINGS FROM THE SHOP
|20:34:07| <Miniborg> I WANT MONEYS AND NEED TO SELL ABOUT 234535 ITEMS FOR THIS
|20:34:10| <Miniborg> THANK YOU VERY MUCH
|20:34:14| <Miniborg> I LOVE YOU ALL
|20:34:17| * Quits: Miniborg (displacedr@godhates-104B06C6.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) (Quit: )

[Tamar Garish]

This takes a wee bit of explaining..

Sometimes in chat something called a net split can happen, which basically de-ops everyone and drops the chat topic from the room title. This can come and go on occasion, which is annoying but no big deal.

So we had suffered a net split, when this was said:

* qoa has joined #wordforge
<baba10> hello qoa
<qoa> Hi.
<qoa> Just to make you guys happy, I'm registered as a bot now.
<baba10> lol
* baba10 puts hand on qoa's shoulder


Now at this very moment, the net split was fixed and everything reasserted itself and this is what was posted:

* ChanServ sets mode: +ntr
* ChanServ changes topic to 'Baba is secretly gay, news at 11 (Nick_Walczak)'
<TamarGarish> That timing was everything..lol.

:rofl:

[Tamar Garish]

<* Diacanu has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Chewie> He looks like an angel when he's asleep
<Tex> ha
<Tex> i was going to slip in a one liner but he left to quick
<Tex> ok, i'm gonna watch a bsg and go to sleep, gnite
<Chewie> do it now
<Chewie> I'll appreciate it
* Tex kisses diacanu goodnight brokeback mountain style

[NAHTMMM]

[22:21:41]<Tex>baba donde esta usted?
[22:21:47]<Baba>bien

[NAHTMMM]

<KimJongIl> Bring it, GWB!
<KimJongIl> you are a stupid redneck cowboy!
<GeorgeWBush> Kim, hi. Would you please come back to peace talks? I'll buy you a hot dog...
<KimJongIl> I will nuke Hawaii!
<KimJongIl> NEVER!
<KimJongIl> Chicago-Dog or nothing!
<GeorgeWBush> With mustard?
<GeorgeWBush> Hmm. Chicago-dogs? But them damn chicagoans are filthy lib'rals...hmmm...
<KimJongIl> Chicago Dog! With pepperoncinis!
<KimJongIl> made of real dog!
<KimJongIl> or I will Nuke Hawaii

[NAHTMMM]

[22:02:39]<spaceturkey>oh gods
[22:02:42]<spaceturkey>house of commons
[22:02:43]<NAHTMMM>yes?
[22:02:51]<spaceturkey>i saw them like, 210 years ago
[22:03:00]<spaceturkey>err, 20
[22:03:02]<NAHTMMM>where did you see me, now?
[22:03:06]<spaceturkey>just seems that long tho
[22:03:09]* Elwood plays Paul Anka - Smells like Teen spirit
[22:03:14]* Elwood rocks out with Paul
[22:03:17]<Baba>spaceturkey pos rep me
[22:03:18]<Baba>please
[22:03:21]<spaceturkey>umm, latvian hall. on bathurst street
[22:03:30]<NAHTMMM>Oh, right, that thing.
[22:03:39]<NAHTMMM>Look, I was drunk at the time, okay??
[22:03:42]<spaceturkey>think you were opening for SNFU
[22:03:48]<spaceturkey>no prob
[22:03:53]<NAHTMMM> :)
[22:03:55]<spaceturkey>it was a punk show, everyone was drunk
[22:04:22]<spaceturkey>get that canadian content El
[22:04:24]<NAHTMMM>Yeah, I lost a bet with Zeus and had to do that. Stupid stupid stupid...
[22:05:01]<spaceturkey>never gamble with a greek
[22:05:04]<spaceturkey>they cheat
[22:05:16]<Chuck>(lol)
[22:05:22]* Chuck warns pat robertson
[22:05:26]<NAHTMMM>No, I'll just never bet on the Cubs winning the WS again... :diacanu:

[NAHTMMM]

[22:39:18]<evenflow>so two ways to get an Oscar nod, play a famous celebrity, or play a retard.

[22:39:32]<Legion>There's a difference, Evenflow?

[NAHTMMM]

[23:08:49]<Shepherd>I agree with Cass all the time...................



[23:09:03]<Shepherd>.........................about DS9 and Firefly!

[23:09:08]* NAHTMMM *rimshot*

[23:09:09]<RJHJ>and politics

[23:09:14]<RJHJ>don't forget that Shep

[23:09:21]<RJHJ>two peas in a pod.....

[23:09:36]<Legion>More like two peas in a wind tunnel...

[NAHTMMM]

<Wayno>I figured the girls would shower me with rep. As usual, when it comes to women, I was wrong.

[NAHTMMM]

[22:45:20]<Legion>This place is friggin' Mexico up in here.
[22:45:25]<NAHTMMM>...?
[22:46:14]<Legion>EVERYTHING in here is in Spinach, and almost nothing in Angrish.
[22:46:14]<Legion>Um...
[22:46:18]<Legion>You knwo what I mean.
[22:46:24]<Legion>I'm gonna go smoke.
[22:46:24]Legion has quit IRC

[Pylades]

|18:26:08| * Joins: random_wordforger (random_wor@PIX-8C66F921.phnx.qwest.net)
|18:26:14| * random_wordforger is now known as Legion
|18:26:16| <Legion> Yep.
|18:27:51| * Joins: random_wordforger (random_wor@PIX-8C66F921.phnx.qwest.net)
|18:27:59| * random_wordforger is now known as God
|18:28:10| <Legion> Hi, there.
|18:28:14| <God> Hello, my son.
|18:28:25| <Legion> So... how's things?
|18:28:47| <God> Well, fair enough. I'd ask how things are for you, but of course...
|18:28:55| <Legion> That'd be kind of pointless, wouldn't it?
|18:28:58| <God> Quite so.
|18:29:00| <God> :)
|18:29:23| <Legion> I could use a cup of coffee...
|18:29:41| <God> I'll see what I can do.
|18:29:52| <Legion> I appreciate that. :)
|18:29:54| <God> np
|18:30:19| <Legion> Kinda quiet in here.
|18:30:27| <God> Yes, it is.
|18:31:04| <Legion> I assume you know about my bit of fun on the board?
|18:31:08| <God> Naturally.
|18:31:31| <Legion> I'm confused by the, uh... lack of smiting.
|18:31:59| <God> Don't hold your breath waiting for it.
|18:32:36| <Legion> Okay.
|18:32:59| <Legion> I'm gonna go now. Back later.
|18:33:09| <God> Well, I'm always around. ;)
|18:33:11| * Quits: Legion (random_wor@PIX-8C66F921.phnx.qwest.net) (Quit: Legion)
|18:33:25| <God> He's a good kid.
|18:33:27| * Quits: God (random_wor@PIX-8C66F921.phnx.qwest.net) (Quit: God)


:rolleyes:

[BearTM]

CHAT KILLER!


<miniborg> Join Caht!!
*** Signoff: miniborg (Quit: miniborg)
*** Signoff: elvital`away (Ping timeout)
*** Signoff: Order2Chaos (Quit: This computer has gone to sleep)

[Elwood]

<Legion> Baba. Old baba the wise.
<Legion> Tell us about the Good Old Days, O Baba The Wise And Powerfully Aromatic.
<Legion> Take us under your mighty Lapen Pin Of Time, and weave for us tales of days when men were men, and women weren't men.
<Legion> Well, or I guess you could sit there and be all confused. If you wanna.
<Legion> It's only optional.
<Baba> Legion
<Legion> WHEEEEE! What?
<Legion> Oops, false start, the baba stalled out.
<Legion> SPIN!
<Legion> SPIN!
<Legion> Damn, I think it's busted.
<Legion> Okay, who broke the baba?

:rotfl:

[NAHTMMM]

[23:29:58]<baba>Bear think a guy from another king book will show up?
[23:30:28]<NAHTMMM>Mike Tyson?
[23:32:19]* BearTM has no doubt the Walking Dude will show up.
[23:32:35]<baba>who is walking dude bear?
[23:32:39]<NAHTMMM>An inept cowboy, I assume? :D
[23:34:36]* BearTM drives bamboo slivers under NAHTMMM's fingernails.
[23:35:21]<BearTM>Walking Dude, AKA Randall Flagg, aka....
[23:35:26]* NAHTMMM !
[23:36:12]<baba>Ah villian in dark tower
[23:36:18]<baba>Bear he could be behind stilson
[23:36:22]<baba>head of the organization
[23:36:22]* NAHTMMM wonders how BearTM managed to get wheels on those things, never mind engines and cup holders

[Borgs]

<basestar> It's time for Chewie to pay up.
<basestar> I'm really Para.
<BearTM> Para? Really?
* BearTM puts on his kicking boot.
<basestar> No.
<basestar> I'm one of his servants from TK.
<BearTM> Just as bad.
* BearTM kicks the Para supporter in the shin.
* basestar sobs.
<basestar> It's time for Chewie to pay up.
<Borgs> wait.. para has servants?
<basestar> Yes.
<Borgs> rofl
<BearTM> Yes, much like Dracula's Renfeld.
<BearTM> Except not as bright or sane.
<basestar> We're sane.
*** Baba has joined #wordforge
<basestar> We're sane.
*** Baba has joined #wordforge
<Borgs> I'm reminded of Buffy 'Harmony has minions?'
<Borgs> die baba
<basestar> We like Baba.
<basestar> Baba is wise.

PARA HAS MINIONS!

<basestar> Chewie owes his account to Lord Para.
<foil1212> why?
<foil1212> what did he do?
<basestar> He was stupid enough to bet that Serenity would outgross Nemesis.
<foil1212> and why are you all like "lord para! I want to hump! humpy humpy humpy!"
<Borgs> rofl

PARA HAS MINIONS!

[NAHTMMM]

This is a long one that demonstrates the awesome power of the Bored Side... http://www.wordforge.net/gallery/files/76-teehee.gif

[23:34:18]<Legion>My mom sent me a Christmas box. Dammit! Now I gotta stay home so I can sign for it... CRAP!
[23:34:52]<Legion>It's probably fruit cake. And a sock full of coal. Or maybe a dead animal. Gads.
[23:35:10]<Legion>A sock full of dead animal stuffed full of fruit cake.
[23:35:22]<NAHTMMM>With a bomb too!
[23:35:40]<BearTM>And POO!
[23:35:44]<Legion>A bomb that explodes and sends fruit cake shrapnel flying everywhere.
[23:35:47]<NAHTMMM>From the zoo!
[23:35:53]<Legion>ZOOPOO?!
[23:35:57]<BearTM>I hate poo from the zoo.
[23:35:59]<NAHTMMM>YES FOO!
[23:36:06]<BearTM>It reminds me of you!
[23:36:14]<Legion>Monkeys fling poo...
[23:36:19]<NAHTMMM>Cuz it's kinda like goo?
[23:36:29]<Legion>That came outta yer shoe?
[23:36:43]<NAHTMMM>When you went to Peru?
[23:36:50]<BearTM>It makes me moo!
[23:36:56]<Legion>Now you know that ain't true!
[23:36:58]<NAHTMMM>But not coo?
[23:37:17]<Legion>Not like Chicken Boo.
[23:37:20]<NAHTMMM><--- Look! I'm blue!
[23:37:29]<Legion>Whoo hoo!
[23:37:35]<katyjane>Awww you too?
[23:37:39]<NAHTMMM>^^True, true.
[23:37:45]<Legion>What an odd li'l crew...
[23:37:58]<BearTM>It's really nothing new.
[23:37:59]<NAHTMMM>Yep, odd through and through.
[23:38:04]<katyjane>watch out or i'll sue [angry]
[23:38:05]<Legion>Are y'all 'bout through?
[23:38:18]<katyjane>I don't know are you?
[23:38:19]<NAHTMMM>What else is there to do?
[23:38:21]<BearTM>This the chat that you'll rue.
[23:38:37]<NAHTMMM>Why d'you say that? Give us a clue.
[23:38:45]<Legion>Not Marines, but we're proud and we're few.
[23:38:56]<NAHTMMM>And our sanity is flew!
[23:39:06]<Legion>That line you just blew.
[23:39:13]<katyjane>Would you like a big bowl of stew?
[23:39:22]<Legion>Yes, and a beer, too.
[23:39:29]<Shepherd>this is making me blue
[23:39:35]<NAHTMMM>Poetic license. So what if the tense is a bit askew?
[23:39:38]<Shepherd>when will you be through?
[23:39:41]<Legion>It about makes me spew.
[23:39:48]<NAHTMMM>Then get to the loo!
[23:39:50]<katyjane>Legion, what kind of brew?
[23:39:53]<Shepherd>do what you gotta do
[23:40:02]<NAHTMMM>Pay every single due
[23:40:05]<Legion>Maybe a Pabst, and a Kiltlifter, too.
[23:40:08]<Shepherd>it won't beanything new
[23:40:19]<NAHTMMM>Unless we bring in a gnu...
[23:40:23]<Shepherd>but is what you said true?
[23:40:26]<katyjane>Sorry, I'm all out of those two
[23:40:29]<Legion>Or a feisty Emu...
[23:40:39]<Shepherd>that's what i knew
[23:40:51]<Elwood>I haven't caught up. Where there any incidents in LA last night or today?
[23:40:58]<Shepherd>but of course the answer is forty two
[23:41:02]<Legion>Do they pay you good for the stuff that you do?

[23:41:22]<Shepherd>this phenomena has really grew
[23:41:35]<Shepherd>and poor grammer is evident too
[23:41:36]<NAHTMMM>Soon it'll be as big as Timbuktu!
[23:41:38]<Legion>Now, I can't complain when the checks come through.
[23:42:02]<Shepherd>that was the place where Roarke found Tatoo?
[23:42:09]<Legion>Well, let's move on to something new. In other words, fuck this shit.
[23:42:10]<NAHTMMM>Who?
[23:42:14]<NAHTMMM>rofl
[23:42:15]<BearTM>Your stories will make the chicks flock to you!
[23:42:18]<katyjane>I'd answer you Elwood, if i only knew.
[23:42:25]<Shepherd>no need for a hullabaloo
[23:42:26]<Legion>Doubt it, Bear.
[23:42:38]<Legion>STOPPIT!
[23:42:41]<Elwood>Y'all are some bored motherfuckers too. :S
[23:42:44]<Legion>>:(
[23:42:50]<NAHTMMM>Anybody want a peanut? :D
[23:42:53]* BearTM drinks a brew.
[23:42:59]<katyjane>*headdesk*
[23:43:02]<NAHTMMM> :D
[23:43:05]<Legion>ISAIDSTOPPIT!!!
[23:43:05]<katyjane> :D
[23:43:17]<NAHTMMM>Bwahahaha
[23:43:17]* BearTM is crue
[23:43:18]<BearTM>l
[23:43:19]<Legion>Don't make me invoke the Diacanu.
[23:43:22]<Legion>Aw, FUCK!
[23:43:25]<Shepherd>motle crue?
[23:43:25]<NAHTMMM>roflolol
[23:43:28]<katyjane>lmao
[23:43:31]<Shepherd>I hate those guys too
[23:43:43]<BearTM>Cruel, that is.
[23:43:46]<Legion>SINGY SINGY DANCY DANCY!!! >:(
[23:43:49]<NAHTMMM>I hear they like tutus
[23:43:49]<Shepherd>but I used to wish i was the captain of a pirate crew
[23:43:58]<Shepherd>when I was tweo
[23:44:02]<Legion>You gonna git yerself a bruise...
[23:44:29]<Legion>That's right, I'm talkin' to alla youse...
[23:44:33]<BearTM>I'm going to have to paste that one into the Chat Classics.
[23:44:39]<Legion>What?!
[23:44:39]<NAHTMMM>I was considering it...
[23:44:40]<NAHTMMM> :D
[23:44:42]<Shepherd>I'm suprised no one has mentioned screws
[23:44:47]<NAHTMMM>Or Tom Cruise!
[23:44:55]<Legion>You got a smutty mind, Shepherd!
[23:45:10]* Shepherd plays "Let me Take You on a Sea Cruise"
[23:45:14]<NAHTMMM>It started clean but the dirt grew
[23:45:23]<Legion>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
[23:45:24]* NAHTMMM Yep
[23:45:32]<Legion>>:( >:( >:(
[23:45:33]<NAHTMMM>BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB@@@
[23:45:35]<Shepherd>sort of a stupid song, I prefer the blues
[23:45:44]<Legion>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
[23:45:57]<Shepherd>and no I don't mean the St. Louis blues
[23:46:00]<NAHTMMM> :(
[23:46:21]<BearTM>Ok. Going to bed.
[23:46:21]<Legion>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKpantpantpanFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
[23:46:25]<NAHTMMM> :( Bye
[23:46:31]<BearTM>With what? A ducK?
[23:46:32]<Legion>Night, Bear
[23:46:45]<Elwood>ROFL
[23:46:46]<Elwood>http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/burgerking.html
[23:46:49]<Elwood>LMAO
[23:47:04]<Shepherd>it's amazing how many hoiuses catch fire because of their flues
[23:47:08]<NAHTMMM> :D
[23:47:19]<Legion>I'm gonna dance on your ass with new shoes.
[23:47:32]<Legion>I mean, shit, what've I got to lose?
[23:47:38]<Shepherd>I'll SUE
[23:47:54]<NAHTMMM>lol
[23:47:59]<Legion>Courts are boring, they makes me snooze.
[23:48:16]elvital joined the channel
[23:48:25]<NAHTMMM>Except when someone says "J'accuse!"?
[23:48:26]<NAHTMMM>Hi!
[23:48:29]<Shepherd>any news?
[23:48:51]<Shepherd>maybe something about exotic flus?
[23:49:00]<NAHTMMM>Or trouble that brews?
[23:49:01]<Legion>I'm-a beat them all with rusty chain-link fence parts.
[23:49:11]<Shepherd>or maybe some Arab blaming the jews?
[23:49:18]<Legion>Or iguana carcasses.
[23:49:22]<NAHTMMM>o_O
[23:49:28]<katyjane>:-s
[23:49:34]<Legion>Dead FUCKIN' iguanas!
[23:49:39]<NAHTMMM>...
[23:49:46]<Shepherd>oh go drink your booze!
[23:49:49]<Legion>BLAP! RIGHT UPSIDE YOUR BRAINPANS!
[23:49:58]<Legion>You hear me?! BLAP!!!
[23:50:10]<Shepherd>Who's?
[23:50:10]<Legion>Dead FAT fuckin' iguanas!
[23:50:11]<NAHTMMM>Okay, no need to snap! :p
[23:50:19]<Legion>OVERWEIGHT FUCKIN' LIZARDS!
[23:50:22]<Shepherd>yeah, that's a trap
[23:50:24]<NAHTMMM>rofl
[23:50:37]<Shepherd>it's not like you're listening to rap
[23:50:40]<Legion>FUCKIN' PORTLY REPTILE ASS, RIGH UPSIDE THE CHEEK PIECE!
[23:50:50]<Legion>BLAP!!!
[23:51:08]<Shepherd>aw crap
[23:51:10]<NAHTMMM>What sound do salamanders make when you hit someone in the head with them?
[23:51:30]<Legion>CHEEK TO CHEEK WITH BLOATED LIZARD CRAPPERS!
[23:51:32]<NAHTMMM>I got the iguana -- blap connection down I think
[23:51:43]<Shepherd>so then that's awrap?
[23:52:02]<katyjane>Yep i think that's that
[23:52:06]<Legion>supercallifragilistic expialidocious, dong ma?!
[23:52:21]<NAHTMMM>Mao Dong?
[23:52:27]<Legion>Mah Dong.
[23:52:32]<NAHTMMM>Oh, okay
[23:52:39]<Legion>Mah Dong is yoooooj!
[23:52:41]<Shepherd>Long Duck Dong?
[23:52:59]<Shepherd>"What's haaapinin' HOTstuff?"
[23:53:08]<Legion>Daffy Duck as a porn star. There' a thought. I thought I never wanted to have.
[23:53:09]<NAHTMMM>Ding Ding Da Ditch Dis Dead
[23:53:50]<katyjane>Well he's already half naked
[23:53:57]<NAHTMMM>At least
[23:54:05]<Legion>Line up all the actresses from Firefly, so's I can boink upon 'em.
[23:54:14]<NAHTMMM>o_O
[23:54:26]<Legion>O_o
[23:54:43]* NAHTMMM doubts that Legion has the jumping ability of Mario or Luigi
[23:54:44]<katyjane>o_O
[23:54:55]<Legion>You'd be surprised.

[BearTM]

*** Legion (chatzilla@godhates-374A3E43.ph.ph.cox.net) has joined channel #wordforge
* Legion plays Green Day -- "Minority"
* Legion wonders if anyone else in here is actually in here...
<Legion> Guess not.
* Legion strips down to the nekkid and dances around.
* Legion dances on the chair
* Legion dances on the couch
* Legion dances in front of the refrigerator in a most inapproppriate fashion
* Legion dances in front of the television
* Legion dances in front of the window
<Legion> Oh, shit!
* Legion closes the blinds
* Legion dances in front of the window
*** Signoff: Legion (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.69 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116])

[Liet]

<Cassandra> baba makes me complete!

That one really doesn't need any of the surrounding caht as context, methinks. ;)

[NAHTMMM]

[22:19:03]<evenflow>Elwood!

[22:19:18]<evenflow>My lil brother prolly made CNN today

[22:19:27]<Elwood>Who'd he kill?

[NAHTMMM]

[23:35:04]<baba>nick elwood is a bsg fan now

...(Elwood says nothing about BSG)...

[23:51:34]<baba>elwood hates bsg



[23:48:43]<PhantomOfTheNet>try meeting william shatner sometime
[23:49:01]<PhantomOfTheNet>he makes Uncle Albert look like Barney the Dinosaur


[23:50:05]* PhantomOfTheNet is now watching Conan the Destroyer
[23:50:11]<PhantomOfTheNet>I love classic intellectual movies

[NAHTMMM]

From yesterday when the board was down...


[23:22:30] <Elwood>I think it was Packard, Soma, and Face in a hilarious east meets west buddy criminal comedy movie.
[23:48:31] <Elwood>Still no reply? Damn, it's been almost an hour.
[23:48:49] <Nick_Walczak>i know
[23:48:49] <Nick_Walczak>grrr
[23:49:10] <Elwood>Don't they know that we have angry people ready to talk about meaningless shit and flame?????
[23:49:16] <Nick_Walczak>exactly!
[23:49:17] <Tech-mmless>heh
[23:49:20] <Nick_Walczak>emphasis on the angry
[23:49:50] <Elwood>Surely we're only one of maybe a thousand websites on this server! I mean, we should get prority!
[00:10:53] <Nick_Walczak>MY CALL WAS DROPPED BY MY STUPID CELL PHONE
[00:10:59] <Nick_Walczak>AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
[00:11:00] <BearTM>GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[00:11:04] <NAHTMMM>Cell phones are stupid all right
[00:11:06] <Clyde>Fucking Nick's cell phone!
[00:11:09] <NAHTMMM>uhoh, Bear's growling now
[00:11:10] <NAHTMMM>o_O
[00:11:22] * BearTM mauls NAHTMMM in anger.
[00:11:28] <BearTM>GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[00:11:32] * NAHTMMM decides not to try to parse Clyde's comment
[00:11:33] * NAHTMMM !
[00:11:34] <Clyde>He had it coming
[00:12:07] <Clyde>I was just following Nick's lead *shrug* We can still blame Packard
[00:17:39] <Clyde>I beginning to suspect you're not NAHTMMM at all!
[00:17:49] <NAHTMMM>:\
[00:17:58] <NAHTMMM>Who else would I be?
[00:18:21] <Clyde>The real NAHTMMM would have no trouble telling us what his username stands for!
[00:18:30] <Clyde>Well?!
[00:18:32] <NAHTMMM>Yes I would.
[00:18:39] <Clyde>It is you!
[00:18:46] <NAHTMMM>Of course.
[00:18:48] <Clyde>Sorry I doubted, my bad.
[00:18:51] <NAHTMMM>:)
[00:19:28] <Clyde>I still like "Naming A Hawk Tony Makes Me Mad"
[00:19:32] <NAHTMMM>:D
[00:20:34] <BearTM>NAHTMMM will be designated the Replacement Baba since he is unable to explain what his name stands for.
[00:20:46] <NAHTMMM>bear
[00:20:52] <NAHTMMM>bsg rocks
[00:21:10] <Clyde>Borgs Disagrees!
[00:21:15] <NAHTMMM>cylons are behind wordfogres crahs bear
[00:21:23] <NAHTMMM>:)
[00:21:31] <BearTM>You suck as a Replacement Baba. You spealled 3 words in a row correctly.
[00:21:31] <Tech-mmless>watching farscape
[00:21:50] <NAHTMMM>One was "cylons" and another was "are".
[00:22:34] <Clyde>cylop behinds crashed word bear
[00:22:42] <NAHTMMM>:)
[00:23:01] <Clyde>You know it's actually harder than it looks.
[00:23:10] <NAHTMMM>bear you hsould giv me op status
[00:23:19] <NAHTMMM>so i can kikc face
[00:23:20] <NAHTMMM>:)
[00:23:38] * BearTM gives NAHTMMM op status, just like he would baba.
[00:23:41] <Clyde>Is my text purple?
[00:23:44] * NAHTMMM lol
[00:23:47] NAHTMMM was kicked by BearTM :jerk

[Pylades]

|20:47:01| * Joins: Legion (chatzilla@PIX-374A3E43.ph.ph.cox.net)
|20:47:09| <Legion> Purple monkey surprise!
|20:47:13| <Legion> It's what's for dinner.
|20:48:35| <Legion> Well, see, that kind of thing SHOULD get a chorus of "WTF?!"s, but here? Not even a batted eyelash. That's how you know you're in Wordforge territory.
|20:49:26| <Legion> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
|20:50:16| <Legion> Hey, everybody! I just stuffed rabid marmoset's down Keira Knightley's ass crack!
|20:50:27| <Legion> See? Nothin'.
|20:51:00| <Legion> Later, I'm gonna light my dick on fire and -- okay, nevermind. This is boring.
|20:51:04| * Quits: Legion (chatzilla@PIX-374A3E43.ph.ph.cox.net) (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.69 [Firefox 1.5/2005111116])


You know, you could just type "elvital" and my mIRC would go all funny and make me notice someone just started chatting... ;)

[NAHTMMM]

[23:33:47]<DarthMacCartney>Yaaaeeeeeees!

[23:35:45]<MrsA>okay, there may be hope for volpone yet.

[23:35:49]<NAHTMMM>whee

[23:36:03]<MrsA>oh, are we done with that?

[23:36:14]<MrsA>damn, i was wasting my time???? :mad:

[23:36:18]<MrsA>JELLO WRESTLING!!!

[23:36:27]<DarthMacCartney>What?!? I'm back!!

[BearTM]

<Mandi> hello?
<Mandi> Riker: Captain, they all appear to be dead
<Mandi> Picard: Poke them with a stick!
<Mandi> Riker: I've poked them sir, but I think they are really dead
<Mandi> Picard: Did you poke them with a stick or your penis?
<Mandi> Riker: My penis sir
<Mandi> Picard: RIKER YOU FUCKING NECRO! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED BACK ON MY SHIP!
<Mandi> Picard: To think you cheated on me with a dead body

[Pylades]

|22:41:41| <baba10> hey elwood
|22:41:48| <baba10> i found a cool ww2 game youll like
|22:41:59| <baba10> http://www.heartsofiron2.com
|22:42:01| <baba10> clicky
|22:42:10| <~Elwood> Are you going to show me hearts of iron 2 for the thousandth time?
|22:42:18| <spaceturkey> hmm,,. if cass is austria
|22:42:20| <~Elwood> Baba, I said I didn't care months ago. I didn't care then, I don't care now.

[Mrs. Albert]

<MrsA> I challenge you to a jello wrestling match.
<Mandi> let's go
<MrsA> followed by a long hot bath. :wub:
<Mandi> I have a mean leg scissors
<MrsA> 3
<MrsA> 2
<MrsA> 1
* MrsA pulls mandi's hair
* Mandi immediately falls down......you win...let's hit the showers

[NAHTMMM]

[23:20:31]* TamarGarish cozies up to Elwood

[23:20:34]<TamarGarish>Don't go

[23:20:37]* MrsA piches elwood's butt

[23:20:40]<NAHTMMM>*steamy music*

[23:20:40]* MrsA points to tamar

[Elwood]

[23:40] *** Ancalagon (random_wor@4*IP removed*) has signed off IRC (irc.pixelarmy.us irc.godhates.us).
[23:40] *** Tex (random_wor@*IP removed*) has signed off IRC (irc.pixelarmy.us irc.godhates.us).
[23:41] NAHTMMM: Um?
[23:41] KatyJane: their dropping like flys
[23:42] NAHTMMM: maybe they were spys
[23:42] PhantomOfTheNet: they went fishing. :soholy:

[BearTM]

<NAHTMMM> Hi
<Ted> Hello Hello
<NAHTMMM> Board's been fun today :)
<Ted> Why yes. It has...
* NAHTMMM is snowballing a post in the RR
<Ted> WHich One N

Ew.


Just ew.

[NAHTMMM]

[20:32:39]* PhantomOfTheNet 's fingers are faster than Mrs A's. :)
[20:32:53]* NAHSick :\
[20:33:01]<Enlisted_per>How do you get them so strong :D
[20:33:14]<PhantomOfTheNet>I duel with my cats.
[20:33:17]* Darkening breaks two of PotN fringers..meh wins :p
[20:33:27]* NAHSick !
[20:33:29]<Darkening>typos ffs death to everyone
[20:33:33]<PhantomOfTheNet>what part of me is my "fringer" :unsure:
[20:33:42]<Darkening>:p
[20:33:45]<PhantomOfTheNet>That might be an important part :calli:
[20:33:48]<tafkats>The part of you that ... makes fringes?
[20:33:53]<NAHSick> :\
[20:33:57]<NAHSick>Ooo, maybe
[20:33:58]* Darkening throws his toys out of the pram

[Mandi]

<PhantomOfTheNet> Kinky is using a feather. Perverse is using the whole chicken. Sick is eating the chicken afterward.

[Techman]

<PhantomOfTheNet> Kinky is using a feather. Perverse is using the whole chicken. Sick is eating the chicken afterward.
:rofl: :rofl: :rotfl:

We need a "spits coffee all over monitor" smiley.

[Mrs. Albert]

Not coffee, but it's the closest I could find. :shrug:

http://www.wordforge.net/gallery/files/757-spit.gif

[NAHTMMM]

[21:26:19]<Elwood>What the hell is a foam party?

[21:26:19]<Goofy> :(

[21:26:23]<Elwood>Is that like a Tuperware party?

[21:26:43]<NAHTMMM>poofy!

[21:26:45]<Goofy>imagine a club, but there is bubbles/foam up to your waist...

[21:26:54]<Shakes>no, they file a club with foam and you go dance in your bathing suit

[21:26:54]<Elwood>Eh

[21:27:06]<Elwood>It might contaminate my sidearm.

[21:27:06]<BearTM>Sounds...ghey.

[21:27:09]<Shakes>over your head you mean
:soma:

[NAHTMMM]

[22:16:20]<qoa>You guys had channel issues?

[22:16:56]<NAHTMMM>Not that I was aware of...

[22:17:26]<qoa>I guess he was talking about another channel.

[...]

[22:18:00]<NAHTMMM>WGN tried to harass us, but we sicced C-SPAN on them and we're okay...

[...]

[22:22:49]<Shep>C-Span is the roxor! you do NOT want to piss them off!

[22:24:03]<NAHTMMM>I saw it get into a fight with Lifetime, VH1, and TBS once. Whooped 'em all in like five minutes

[22:24:12]<NAHTMMM>And it was drunk at the time!

[22:24:35]<Shep>well, yeah, but Lifetime does fight like a girl

[22:24:41]<NAHTMMM>Yep

[22:26:11]<tafkats>Can still kick Oxygen's ass, though.

[22:26:30]<NAHTMMM>Ooh, burn!

[22:27:51]<Shep>Yup.

[22:28:27]<spaceturkey>Outdoorlife will hunt you down like a (prairie) dog

[22:28:33]<BearTM>Hmmmm.

[22:28:36]<Shep>Still, none are as tough as the History Channel.

[NAHTMMM]

[21:56:56]<face>mexican is a tough language

[21:56:59]<Tech-mmless>my spanish lessons got gut off...they deported the girl at the wendy's drive throught

[Mrs. Albert]

boredom:

<MrsA> :?:
<Paladin> :garamet:
<Paladin> :calli:
<MrsA> :huh:
<Paladin> :wtf:
<MrsA> :jayzus:
<Paladin> :rolleyes:
<MrsA> :bitch:
<Paladin> :paladin: (!)
<MrsA> :busheep:
<Paladin> :rofl:

[NAHTMMM]

[22:59:01]<Phantom>raisins are actually zombie grapes

[22:59:07]<NAHTMMM> :D

[22:59:19]<KatyJane>raisns are ok... but in stake sauce?

[22:59:22]<Phantom>shriveled and undead grapes!

[22:59:29]<KatyJane>heehee Zombie grapes :D

[22:59:30]<Diacanu>Mmm, grape souls.

[NAHTMMM]

It all makes sense now...

[20:59:31]<Tex>pretty good... no more BSG questions

[20:59:34]<baba>ok

[20:59:43]baba has quit IRC

[20:59:55]<Tex>i killed the baba

[21:00:04]<Enlisted_per>poor baba

[Elwood]

[21:18] MrsA: awwww, now i want a fat little black boy.
[21:19] UA: wtf

:rotfl:

[Mrs. Albert]

^^^^Cute. :lol:


<Elwood> But anyways, I had a good time with Mikey. :)
<MrsA> awwww, now i want a fat little black boy.
<Shakes> i had a jamaican
<UA> wtf
<Elwood> ROFL

[Mrs. Albert]

* Chuck plays Iron Maiden - Wasted Years
* Eccentric plays Futurama
* Tech-at-MMs doesn't play anything...mm is asleep
* Diacanu plays with himslef.

[Mrs. Albert]

<Elwood> If you kill a bum, God smiles and the city thanks you.
<Tex> I learned long ago from a wiser man then me that you never fight a bum, they have nothing to lose, jail is a step up from behind a dumpster and they get a free meal to boot
<Diacanu> True.
<Tex> and even if i win, i could still lose, who knows what I would catch if he scratched me during the fight

[Tex]

<Diacanu> This story'll piss you off, but one time, I gave a bum 5 bucks in dickels and dimes just because I was sick of carting it around in my change compartment, and it wa shurting my ass.
<Elwood> Meh. Doesn't piss me off.
<Diacanu> I was like "here, you be burdne dwith this wad of cumborsome metal".
<Tex> I don't are what you waste your nickles and dimes on Dicky
<Diacanu> Yeah, but it was 5 bucks.
<Elwood> I usually get something in return though. One time a guy asked me for $5 in gas so he could get home. I noticed a new pack of cigarettes in his pocket so I bought his gas, but I took his cigarettes and told him to get his priorities straight.
<Tex> Personally I would have filled a sock with the nickles and beat the bum to death
<Diacanu> Tex- Damn! now you tell me!
<Elwood> See, Tex has the right idea.
<Diacanu> i'm not quick on my feet with ideas like that.

[NAHTMMM]

[22:57:39]<MrsA>i can't believe i got screwed outta elwood's eyes AND shakes' ass in the time night. i may weep.
("time" should probably be "same")

[NAHTMMM]

[20:25:04]<baba>netherlands is a superior country to alabamaa

[Mrs. Albert]

<Baba> Shakes miniborgs likes girls
<Baba> :)
<Ted> man, I'm gonna get in trouble tonight
<MrsA> is this true mini?
<miniborg> no baba, i dont
* MrsA pouts
<miniborg> i only have eyes for you baba

[Lanzman]

:shock:


:wtf:

[Shakes]

:shakes: I only have eyes for you... :shakes: i love that song!

[Sherlock Holmes]

mrsa, you couldn't fix my spelling mistake could you...:blush:

[Mrs. Albert]

done.

[Sherlock Holmes]

done.


Thank you.

[mburtonk]

mburtonk: reptiles as a group are more conservative evolutionarily than dinosaurs were
[10:32pm] NAHTMMM: That's what killed the dinosaurs
[10:32pm] mburtonk: which is why we have crocodiles that are essentially the same as when the dinosaurs first appeared, but there were all those different kinds of dinossaurs that sprang up
[10:32pm] mburtonk: toaster ovesn?
[10:33pm] spaceturkey: ah, long time since third grade environmental studies
[10:33pm] NAHTMMM: They voted for their JFK and when the Missile Crisis came along he pushed things too far
[10:33pm] mburtonk: hahahahahhahahaha
[10:33pm] Master_Po: you saying that republicans are slimy and cold blooded?
[10:33pm] NAHTMMM: No, that dinosaurs were liberal.

[Mandi]

More of Legion's whackyness

<Legion> See, in a Boston IHOP you'd order your food a la Kennedy, then they serve it in a big vat of vodka.
<Legion> And you have to bob for it.
<foil1212> um, what?
<Legion> And you get pills as a garnish instead of parsley.
<foil1212> wtf?
<Legion> But that's only because we're living in the Evil Universe. In the Good Universe, the politicians from Boston are all Norm Peterson clones.
<foil1212> I dont know WTF you are talking about
<foil1212> We use Pinot Grigiot
<Legion> Don't be confused -- just gasp in awe as I rip open my shirt to reveal my secret superhero identity, That Don't Make No Sense Man

[Chuck]

Diacanu's smackdown of "random wordforger" (aka Evenflow) last night


Diacanu> This is boring, just a sec....
<Diacanu> Hey, fuckin Random.
<Diacanu> Hey!!! fuckin Random, I'm talkin to you, you green apple scented piece of shit!!!!
<Chuck> (lol)
<Talkahuano> :rotfl:!!!
<NAHTMMM> [corn]
<Talkahuano> everybody priave message random!!!
<Diacanu> You just gonna sit there like a fuckin hump??? Huh!! Huh, faggot!?!? *shove*
<Talkahuano> woa!! Diacanu gone red room on caht!!
<Robotech_Master> 1 warning to Diacanu for flaming.
<Chuck> Diacanu is a flamer? (eek)
<Talkahuano> what?
<Talkahuano> that's new.
<Diacanu> Pick a fuckin name, other rqandom!!!!
<Diacanu> *Grabs Random by the shirt* you dipped your fuckin mop in the fuckin hot tub, asshole!!! you want the girls to get a fuckin disease!?!?!? HAH?!?!? A fuckin DISEASE!!!!
<Ash> lol at Diacanu
<Talkahuano> lol yeah. fuckin DISEASE! thats awesome!
<Talkahuano> I mean.. the humor
<Talkahuano> is awesome.
<Talkahuano> disease? no.
<Diacanu> *Slaps random* don't you flinch form me when I talk to you, you little pint of piss!! Oh, oh you cryin?!??! yoiu cryin!?!? Is daddy's little girl gonna cry?? *Slap*
<* Talkahuano takes pictures of Diacanu's slappage.
<MrsA> whoa, i missed a lot of chat!
<MrsA> who's dicky beatin on now?
<Ash> Random
<Talkahuano> you missed Diacanu beating the hell outta random!!
<Chuck> some random dude
* MrsA shoots random in the kneecap
<Talkahuano> lol you always shoot people in the kneecap!
* MrsA pokes random in the eyeball
<Diacanu> *PMs random* Listen, you little shitstain muthafucka, you think I'm kididng? I could fucking END you!! You don't know how fuckin lucky you are to be alive. Piss me off one more fuckin time, and it's thunderdome, bitch. ThunderDOME! Y'hear!? Y'HEAR?!!?



(most other conversation edited out) :)

[Talkahuano]

<Paladin> A masturbating ghost...now I have seen it all.

[Mandi]

<Conchaga> I've got ghonasyphaherpelaidsitis
<Conchaga> the advanced form
<Legion> Is that where Barbra Streisand starts growing outta yer ball sack?!
<Mandi> i've got worms
<Legion> isn't that what I just said?
<Conchaga> No, it's stallone and he starts screaming AAAAAAAAAADRIAN!!
<Legion> Oh, that's not as bad, just take some antibiotics.
<Legion> Walk it off, man, walk it off.
<Conchaga> I usually beat it with a rolling pin until all the puss squirts out
<Mandi> i've got george bush's face coming out of my ass
<Legion> Oh, I bet you could get a record deal out of that.
<Conchaga> ha ha, we all take shits, too.
<Conchaga> you're not special

[Talkahuano]

* Mandi pokes Elwood......is he dead?
* Chuck waves back
<Chuck> (wave)
* Talkahuano pinches Elwood.
<Talkahuano> No response! CPR! CPR! Who here can do CPR?! We're losing him!!
<Mandi> get the paddles!
* Talkahuano gets the paddles!!
<Talkahuano> Charge them, stat!!!
<Mandi> we'll spank him til he comes back to life!
<Talkahuano> lmao!
* Talkahuano and Mandi spank Elwood!!
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<Talkahuano> hi random!
*** random_wordforger is now known as Tex
<Talkahuano> Hi Tex!
<foil1212> bzzzzzt
<Tex> yo yo yo
<foil1212> CHARGED@
<Chuck> hello tex
<foil1212> hey tex
<Tex> i'm going to throw dinner in the microwave, brb
<Talkahuano> Charged! Attaaaack!! ... i mean... hit him!
<Mandi> TKO call the ambalance!
* Talkahuano calls the ambulance!
<Mandi> we gotta resusitate elwood
* Talkahuano waits... phone rings... phone rings... no response! :soma:
<Mandi> those dirty whores!
<Talkahuano> Where's our ambulance driver?! Chuck! You drive the ambulance! NOW!!
* Chuck gets in the driver's seat
<Mandi> I'll make the siren noises with my mouth! hurry
* Chuck accidentally puts it in reverse and runs over foil's foot
<foil1212> I will continue with early defibrolaters!
<Chuck> oops
<Talkahuano> lol!
<foil1212> ow
<foil1212> FUCK!
<Mandi> dammit!
<foil1212> Im just trying to help
<Mandi> now we gotta talk foil to the hositible too
<Talkahuano> Get in the fucking ambulance, foil! We'll treat you both!
<Mandi> take*
* Chuck hits the gas
<foil1212> someone...carry...on...with my job
* foil1212 hops in van
<Talkahuano> lol
* Talkahuano is now the doctor!!
<Talkahuano> err... do we have Elwood?
<foil1212> OH GOD!
<Mandi> we left elwood on the side of the road!
<Mandi> oh shit!
<Talkahuano> shit!!
<Mandi> chuck turn around!
* Chuck slams on the brakes
* Talkahuano hits the dashboard
<Talkahuano> dammit, you stopped too fast!! concussion!!
* Chuck whips the ambulance around
<foil1212> chuck, you ran him over!
* Mandi goes thru the windsheild
* Talkahuano is dizzy.
<Chuck> (devil)
<Tex> back
<Mandi> dammit chuck, you aren't supposed to kill us all
* Talkahuano runs out all tipsy and examines Mandy, who is halfway outta the windshield.
<Talkahuano> She's dead, Chuck!
<Talkahuano> </\>
* Mandi is dead
<Talkahuano> Aw crap...
*** Mandi is now known as GhostMandi
* GhostMandi beats chuck up
<Talkahuano> well, you cant go to heaven until you finish that unfinished business... avenge your death! on chuck, not me!!
<Chuck> (devil)
<Talkahuano> lol
*** Talkahuano is now known as Chuck_is_the_devil
* GhostMandi chops off Chucks head and drinks beer out of it
*** Chuck_is_the_devil is now known as Talkahuano
<Talkahuano> lol
<foil1212> oh t3h n03s!
* Talkahuano runs to see if Elwood is still alive through all of this.
* Talkahuano sees Elwood is also dead.
<Talkahuano> damn.
* Chuck sicks his (dog) on ghostmandi
<foil1212> aww, its just me you and chuck
<foil1212> possibly tex
<Talkahuano> but chuck, she cut your head off!
<Talkahuano> hey im still here
<Tex> i'm here
<Talkahuano> i have a concussion but...
<foil1212> chuck is dead?
* Talkahuano dies
<Talkahuano> no
<Talkahuano> yes
<Talkahuano> yes
<foil1212> Then its me you and tex
<Talkahuano> no head
<Talkahuano> hmm
* Tex is watching Dave Chappelle's Block Party
<foil1212> (the YOU was TKO)
*** Talkahuano is now known as Ghost_TKO
<foil1212> Its just me and tex, and hes being a couchpotato!
*** Chuck is now known as Headless_Chuck
* GhostMandi floats around looking at the pretty lights
<Ghost_TKO> so its just you, foil!
<foil1212> its...just...me...
* Ghost_TKO decides to look at the pretty lights, too.
<Ghost_TKO> Foil is ALL ALONE.
* foil1212 huddles in the corner
* Headless_Chuck 's torso twitches
<GhostMandi> we shall kill him too!
<Ghost_TKO> ALONE. HAUNTED. BY CHUCKS SEVERED HEAD.
* GhostMandi stabs foil in the temple with a spork!
<foil1212> :'(
* Ghost_TKO gasps at the sight of green blood!!
<foil1212> ow
<foil1212> !
*** foil1212 is now known as ghost_foil
<Ghost_TKO> damn... KILL TEX!!!!
* Ghost_TKO haunts Tex!!
<ghost_foil> hyerkgerk!
* ghost_foil posesses tex
<ghost_foil> x
<GhostMandi> now only god lord Elwood can save us
<Ghost_TKO> what he said!!
<Ghost_TKO> hmm... Elwood turned into a god??
* ghost_foil stopped possessing tex
* Ghost_TKO prays to Elwood the God.
<Ghost_TKO> nope, still dead.
<GhostMandi> this has to go into the chat classics
<Ghost_TKO> lmao yes!
* GhostMandi prays....Dear Elwood, give me a pony and a plastic rocket

[Chuck]

http://www.wordforge.net/gallery/files/4-gost.gif

[Chuck]

mburtonk agrees: do we have this smiley here? and rep for your quick thinking above!

I uploaded that one to the gallery.

[foil1212]

I was all alone for a second :(

[Tex]

<Tex> myspace just filled up my inbox with 29 new emails
<Tex> at once
<Tex> wtf
<Elwood> LOL
<Diacanu> Well, aren't w epopular?
<Ash> wow
<Elwood> I have a myspace account.
<Ash> porn bots?
<Tex> it was all messages that people sent me over the last three days
<Diacanu> I don't know what it is, how it worls, and I probably don't wanna.
<Tex> the emails just showed up alll at once
<Ash> weird
<Tex> they must have gotten stuck in the tubes
<Tex> behind your porn movies
<Elwood> ROFL

[mburtonk]

miniborg: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT HOW BIG YOR DICK IS
miniborg: IF YOU ARE A SLEZAZY BASTARD, YOU ARE A SLEXAZY BASTARD, REGARDLESS OF 9 INCHES OR 3, AND YOU WILL STILL NOT GET ANY

miniborg: ENG:LAD IS TEH SUP{ERIPR!


[9:13pm] miniborg: hugs lxshr and starts to gall asleep
[9:13pm] miniborg: *fall
[9:13pm] miniborg: i no mean to be asshole
[9:13pm] Lxshr: sleeps with mini
[9:13pm] Lxshr: no i am
[9:13pm] NAHTMMM: that was a bit odd
[9:13pm] Lxshr: yes
[9:13pm] mburtonk: whoa
[9:13pm] miniborg: takes that in non sex way
[9:14pm] miniborg: BURTON
[9:14pm] miniborg: PICTURE ME
[9:14pm] Lxshr: ment in in sex way

miniborg: TKO no love me
[9:24pm] mburtonk: huh
[9:24pm] mburtonk: she wants to steal all your boys
[9:24pm] mburtonk: her and jenna
[9:24pm] miniborg: ALL MY BOYS!!
[9:25pm] miniborg: i only have one guy i like atm
[9:25pm] miniborg: but SHH
[9:25pm] miniborg:
[9:25pm] miniborg: also, he;s gone AWOL from the army
[9:25pm] mburtonk: is shhhhh
[9:25pm] miniborg: so i'm pretty sure he's screwed...
[9:25pm] Ted: I think they've already hooked Kyle...
[9:25pm] mburtonk: hahaha poor kyle
[9:25pm] miniborg: UBUM kyle
[9:25pm] miniborg: &BUM
[9:25pm] Ted: awol is not a good thing for sure mini
[9:25pm] miniborg: *BUM
[9:25pm] miniborg: thatsa one
[9:26pm] miniborg: he tried to explaoin what he was doing and why
[9:26pm] miniborg: but it all went over my head
[9:26pm] mburtonk: is he awol for you?
[9:26pm] NAHTMMM:
[9:26pm] Ted: lol
[9:26pm] miniborg: nah, he's also a brick lyaer
[9:26pm] miniborg: and hes just spent 500 on this next year
[9:26pm] mburtonk: he went awol to lay bricks?
[9:27pm] miniborg: and he doesnt wanna get deployed in fewb, and die, and then waste that money
[9:27pm] miniborg: something like that
[9:27pm] NAHTMMM: "I just stepped out for a bag of pretzels, honestly! And when I came back you people were all like gone! What was I supposed to do??"
[9:27pm] miniborg: MASTURBATE
[9:27pm] mburtonk: whoa
[9:27pm] mburtonk: yes mistress
[9:27pm] Ted: ha
[9:27pm] miniborg:
[9:27pm] Lxshr: lol
[9:28pm] Lxshr: miniborg its not normal to tell peopel when you plesure yourself
[9:28pm] miniborg: ITs a valid suggestion!

[MiniBorg]

miniborg: I DO NOT CARE ABOUT HOW BIG YOR DICK IS

miniborg: ENG:LAD IS TEH SUP{ERIPR!


SHHHHH

I corrected my typing!!

And it doesnt count if you're drunk!!

[Quas]

On a fat chick EVERYTHING is a boob!

[foil1212]

when was Lxshr in Caht?

[Keanu Reeves]

Lxshr needs to get the fuck off the internet and plant his ass in school.

[foil1212]

[21:34] * KatyJane is now known as MirrorFoil
[21:35] <Foil1213> Im FOIL!!!!
[21:35] <therealfoil> oh noes teh mirror foil
[21:35] <foil1212> hey, I dont use faggots a lot
[21:35] * foil is now known as Jenna
[21:35] <Jenna> I will judge who the real foil is
[21:35] <foil1212> I keep my temper, I dont flame much...
[21:35] <Foil1213> im real
[21:35] <therealfoil> Nor do I
[21:35] <therealfoil> I also lurk PG
[21:35] <therealfoil> So, yeah
[21:35] <Foil1213> i love pussy
[21:35] <therealfoil> I'm foil
[21:35] <foil1212> [21:33] -NickServ- Password accepted - you are now recognized.

[Lxshr]

<Jenna> you obviously don't know batman the way i do ;)

[Lxshr]

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<random_wordforger> nick/Lxshr
<random_wordforger> danm... im a dumbass
*** random_wordforger is now known as Lxshr

[Keanu Reeves]

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<random_wordforger> nick/Lxshr
<random_wordforger> danm... im a dumbass
*** random_wordforger is now known as Lxshr

<Jenna> you obviously don't know batman the way i do ;)


Oh em gee!!!! Clasickz to teh macccs!1!11!11!

[Lxshr]

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<random_wordforger466> fuck...
*** random_wordforger466 is now known as Lxshr

[Keanu Reeves]

Dude! Shut the fuck up.

How is that even funny or classic?

[foil1212]

<Lxshr> pleez donate dickchonareez!

<Foil1212> when can i have my name back
<Lxshr> NEVARR!

[Lxshr]

<Lxshr> pleez donate dickchonareez!

<Foil1212> when can i have my name back
<Lxshr> NEVARR!

lol... i still need my name back

[MiniBorg]

<Lxshr> pleez donate dickchonareez!

<Foil1212> when can i have my name back
<Lxshr> NEVARR!


I don't get it.

And I use "NEVAIRE!" in conversation a lot.

Thus, you suck. Please stop cluttering up this thread, and go back and see what has been deemed worth saving and why.

People like you killed Bash :(

[NAHTMMM]

Judging by the post that followed that one, I suspect the two of them had switched usernames at some point previously. ;)

[NAHTMMM]

Btw -- considering that bash.org has rejected almost all of the quotes we've submitted (I assume it's because we don't have enough 14-year-olds cussing at the slightest non-provocation or blurting out embarrassing sexual/racist/ignorant nonsense), I'm not convinced we should consider them to be a standard to hold ourselves up to ;)



[edit] Oh look, actual content :shock:

[20:29:55]<Baba>a game set in victorian era
[20:30:01]<NAHTMMM>OooOoOOOOoo
[20:30:04]<Baba>that lets you be any country
[20:30:14]<Baba>1836 to 1914
[20:30:23]<NAHTMMM>I wanna be Argentina and poke people's eyes out!
[20:30:24]<Baba>well you get chrimean war
[20:30:36]<Baba>mexican american war or one of the dumbest wars in history
[20:30:49]<Baba>you can be ottoman empire
[20:30:50]<NAHTMMM>The Bacon vs. Hamburger War?
[20:30:57]<NAHTMMM>Ooo, that would be fun
[20:31:08]<NAHTMMM>I always wanted to be the Ottoman Empire
[20:31:20]<Baba>mexican american war white farmers were upset in texas that the mexican government wouldn't let them own slaves
[20:31:25]<NAHTMMM>Only problem is I'd have a back or two to watch
[20:32:09]<Baba>you can play ottomans
[20:32:12]<Baba>french
[20:32:12]<Baba>british
[20:32:13]<NAHTMMM>Being the Ottoman Empire in the Mexican-American War would probably violate the Monroe Doctrine though
[20:32:15]<Baba>prussians
[20:32:34]<Baba>well it can happen if you are ottomans and decide to fight mexico
[20:32:50]<NAHTMMM>At least it wouldn't violate the Vizzini Doctrine :)

[NAHTMMM]

Here's a classic from about a year ago . . .


[?=longish][20:31:59] <baba>nahtmm michael brown for president

[20:32:05] <NAHTMMM>Who's he?

[20:32:29] <baba>former fema director
[20:32:32] <baba>for president
[20:32:33] <NAHTMMM>Oh
[20:32:35] <Borgs>http://www.fema.gov/about/bios/brown.shtm ?
[20:32:48] <NAHTMMM>baba, don't kid yourself
[20:32:57] <NAHTMMM>Everyone knows YOU ought to be the next President.
[20:33:10] * Borgs picks out a grassy knoll
[20:33:16] * NAHTMMM . . . !!!

[20:33:38] <NAHTMMM>"Baba in 2008 -- He's a man of the poepl!"
[20:34:03] <NAHTMMM>baba what will you do when presidnt
[20:34:13] <baba>lesbian orgies
[20:34:15] <baba>:)
[20:34:23] <NAHTMMM>Anything else?
[20:34:24] <baba>massive lesbian orgies at falwell's c ollege
[20:34:28] <baba>no
[20:34:32] <NAHTMMM>Oooo, that's officer thinking
[20:34:52] <NAHTMMM>How will you deal with the national debt?
[20:35:10] <baba>prostitution
[20:35:13] <baba>to pay off the debt
[20:35:14] * NAHTMMM was half-expecting "sell tickets to the orgies"
[20:35:19] <baba>that too]
[20:35:23] <NAHTMMM>heh
[20:35:25] <Borgs>baba will borrow money to pay the national debt, duh
[20:35:41] <NAHTMMM>What about the war in iraq baba
[20:35:46] <baba>end it
[20:36:05] <Borgs>baba will set up an islamic theocracy in iraq and make everyone there happy
[20:36:19] <NAHTMMM>does borgs speak the truth baba
[20:37:02] <baba>no
[20:37:08] <baba>baba will let iraqis execute borgs
[20:37:08] <baba>for fun
[20:37:11] <NAHTMMM>[eek]
[20:37:11] <baba>:)
[20:37:35] <NAHTMMM>and the space program?
[20:37:48] <Borgs>so you'll excecute me, not have an islamic governement whilst stopping the war... how?
[20:38:22] <NAHTMMM>What makes you think the three events aren't connected? ;)
[20:38:36] <baba>the execution of borgs brings peace to the middle east
[20:38:42] <Borgs>I didn't try and imply that
[20:38:46] <Borgs>right baba...
[20:38:49] <baba>simple i make sure borgs is the most hated man in the middle east
[20:38:54] <NAHTMMM>Wow!
[20:38:59] <NAHTMMM>Sheer brilliance IMHO!
[20:39:01] <baba>then execute him
[20:39:05] <Borgs><sigh>
[20:39:31] <NAHTMMM>do you prefer manned or unmanned space missions?
[20:39:58] <Borgs>send baba into space
[20:39:59] <baba>manned
[20:39:59] <Borgs>one-way
[20:40:05] <Borgs>like they did with that dog
[20:40:06] <baba>america must conquer space

[20:40:12] <baba>with tricia helfer clones
[20:40:15] <Borgs>baba will be a pioneer then

[20:40:47] <NAHTMMM>so the men flock into space to chase after the clones?
[20:40:52] <baba>yes
[20:40:56] <baba>that is the plan
[20:40:59] <NAHTMMM>Stunningly brilliant.
[20:41:09] <NAHTMMM>I would never have thought of that!

which led into a looong discussion of who Baba would have in his Cabinet.[/?]

[Lxshr]

<Elwood> You may only drink safely drink appletinis if you have a vagina. If you do not have a vagina and you drink one, you become ghey4dudes.
<Elwood> Exhibit A: Tex

[Keanu Reeves]

Lol Lxshr... Wow.

[Elwood]

[23:47] * Ancalagon wishes he had some Blue Moon
[23:47] Ancalagon: :(

:soma:

[Ancalagon]

!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.win.net/optimator/images/Blumn-bw.gif

[Elwood]

Yeah, yeah... We believe you... :dayton:









;)

[Tex]

<Legion> I think Uncle Albert makes HIMSELF angry. And I can understand that. If I woke up, morning after morning, to find that I was Uncle Albert, I suppose that would make me angry, too.

[Mrs. Albert]

<Tech-MM> the happy part was last night
<Paladin> Gotcha.
<Tech-MM> gimme a break...i'm 52, not 18
<Paladin> Refractory period measured in DAYS!
<Chuck> (eek)
<Frontline> Thats why they make Cialis
<Tech-MM> that isn't the problem
<Tech-MM> if you want to call it a "problem"
* NAHTMMM pwns Norton. Again.
* Chuck likes the story Techman posted about the Darwin award winning terrorists
<MrsA> .................??? she try to finger yer butt or somethin'?
<Tech-MM> bet that happens a lot more than reported
<MrsA> ROTFL
<Tech-MM> gods NO!
<Tech-MM> jeez
<MrsA> LOL
<Paladin> :rotfl:
<MrsA> OHHHHH< CAN'T BREATHE
<Paladin> :lol:
<Shep> the juxtopozation of those remarks could not be more perfect!

[BearTM]

[00:19] <Elwood> You gotta roll with the punches in The Red Room. Get tough or get out.
[00:19] <Elwood> brb
[00:19] <Elwood> It's time for chips and cheese dip!
[00:20] <Shakes> i will take any punch but one.
[00:21] <Diacanu> I think Storm's gradual bringing up of being into swingery is a ploy to seduce me, and it's not going to work.
[00:22] <Diacanu> Yep, he thinks he'll trick me into banging his wife, and then while I'm busy with her, he'll sneak up, and bang with that big ol' fobbidy furry cowboy dick of his.
[00:22] <Diacanu> No thanks.
[00:22] <Shakes> !
[00:22] <Diacanu> Nuh uh.
[00:22] <Diacanu> Fool me once.
[00:22] <BearTM> You've been fooled that way once?
[00:23] <BearTM> :soma:

[Tamar Garish]

<Elwood> I've been using Ash body wash. I can't complain.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

[NAHTMMM]

http://bash.org/?671126

Dunno who submitted it or even if it's "our" folks (though it probably is).

[mburtonk]

Did Mandi and Borgs even overlap here?

[Mandi]

WTF!!

[NAHTMMM]

Guess that's a "no, not ours" then. :lol:

[Mandi]

No, that's ours....But...why is it on that site?

[Yahweh]

I submitted another one.

If it's been saying "pending moderation" for a month now, that means it's been rejected, right?

[NAHTMMM]

^No, it means they have a huge backlog to wade through.



[22:21:56]<JamesMadison-Away>oh god now rhode island wants to talk

[22:22:12]<JamesMadison-Away>I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU, RHODE ISLAND

[22:22:43]<JamesMadison-Away>i'm trying to get the 13 colonies to ratify the constitution

[22:22:55]<JamesMadison-Away>fucking rhode island and their sovereignty

[22:23:04]<Phantom>you need a British threat hovering on the horizon

[22:23:10]<Phantom>fresh memories of a war

[22:23:13]<JamesMadison-Away>yeah

[22:23:15]<NAHTMMM>Tell NC that the Articles of Confederation said mean things about their mommies.

[22:23:19]<JamesMadison-Away>i should fearmonger those assholes

[22:23:57]<Phantom>also point out to NC that their license plates used to say "First in Freedom" until someone pointed out they were the last state to sign the Declaration of Independence...

[22:24:12]<JamesMadison-Away>heh

[22:24:42]<Phantom>sounds like a fun game, whatever you're doing.

[22:24:51]<Phantom>should try that on WF

[22:25:03]<JamesMadison-Away>this shit is too hard, i'm gonna go beat up a slave and smoke some weed

[22:25:07]<Phantom>start a neg war between Virginia and New York

[22:25:13]<JamesMadison-Away>i wish i could

[22:25:37]<Phantom>I can see it now...

[22:25:56]<Phantom>NC: We're not signing that Constitution thing!

[22:26:04]<Phantom>VA: Woot! Us neither!

[22:26:20]<Phantom>NY: bunch of haxxors!

[22:26:24]<Phantom>VA: No, u

[Tex]

<MrsA> what's shakin' toots?
<TamarGarish> Not much
<TamarGarish> More Christmas Shopping today
<Elwood> More?
<Elwood> What'd you buy me?
<Tex> Christmas Shopping? Before Dec. 23rd?
<Elwood> LOL
<Elwood> That's what I said last night.
<Tex> hahaha
<Tex> it's funny cause it's true
<Elwood> Man-law
<Tex> agreed, that's a definate Man-Law

[Elwood]

Edit: Tex beat me to it.

[Tex]

<BearTM> Guys, Elwood's gently made his opinion about this discussion known, and I've pointed out that it's below the belt.
<ChaosDescending> So what?
<BearTM> Cease and desist NOW.
<Nick_Walczak> i'll leave it with this http://flint.areaconnect.com/crime1.htm
<ChaosDescending> WTF? What's this "Cease and desist NOW" BS?
<Ramen> <Ted> these guys are acting lick dicks. - That's a freudian slip if I've ever heard one! :soma:
<Tex> Bear, that hit is probably the only thing below Nick's belt
<Tex> thank you, goodnight
<BearTM> As in DROP THE FUCKING SUBJECT OF NICK'S CELL PHONE.
* Tex awaits the boot
<ChaosDescending> Why?
<Ramen> Maybe Nick can give Tex a call and they can discuss this civily. :)

Several of them in here. Enjoy. :diablo:

[NAHTMMM]

[23:37:02]* TamarGarish chews a bit of Phantom's brain

[23:37:19]* NAHTMMM !

[23:37:29]<PhantomOfTheNet> I wondered what I was forgetting...:soma:

[23:37:41]<PhantomOfTheNet>daisy...daisssseeeeeee....

[23:39:41]<TamarGarish>Mmmmm.,

[23:39:44]<TamarGarish>Brains.

[23:39:56]* TamarGarish sees NAHTMMM and shuffles his way

[23:40:05]* NAHTMMM avoids Tamar

[23:40:11]<TamarGarish>BBRRRAAAIIINNNSSSS

[23:40:25]<NAHTMMM>Where???

[23:41:18]<PhantomOfTheNet>sings tunelessly...watches more of his brain get eatan

[23:41:21]<PhantomOfTheNet>caht

[23:41:40]<PhantomOfTheNet>i want BSG lezbians hot
:shoes:!

[Tamar Garish]

BBBRRRAAAIINNNNSSSS.....


;)

[Mrs. Albert]

<Ted> what was taht noise
* Elwood tosses a M67 into the flower pot. :D
<MrsA> :sob:
* J_Allen dives into shakes flowerpot.
<J_Allen> ...
<J_Allen> wait...
<MrsA> we're gonna DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Shakes kicks j allen out!
<MrsA> hold me shakes
* Paladin throws himself on grenade!
<Shakes> NO BOYS ALLOWED!
* Paladin throws himself on Shakes
<J_Allen> doh!
* Shakes throws grenade out
* Paladin throws himself on MrsA
* MrsA stabs paladin :paladin:
* TamarGarish peeks over the back of the couch
<MrsA> oh shit - i think i really hurt him
* J_Allen throws himself on grenada cigars
* Paladin bleeds out in the flowerpot
* Elwood pulls out his handy dandy pocket sized thermonuclear device.
<Paladin> "Oh, I'm slain."
* Shakes accidently falls on mrsa coping a field in the process.... (quagmire....aallrrriigghhht)
<Elwood> This'll do the trick!
* Elwood flips open the cover, presses the big red button, and grins.
<Elwood> :D
* MrsA pulls shakes' hand back
<Shakes> elwoo no!
* BearTM farts.

[Tamar Garish]

* Diacanu puts on rubber boobs with milk ba-bas in 'em.
<Diacanu> How bout these??
<Diacanu> Chocolate and strawberry!
<TamarGarish> lol
<TamarGarish> Chocolate milk...
<Diacanu> Milk, milk, lemonaide....
<Marso> Okay, the Caht thread said naked girls that need taming, and we get Diacanu in rubber boobies? FRAUD!!!
<Diacanu> ROTFL!!
<Marso> I'm OUT!!!!
<Marso> G'nite!!
<Marso> Later!!
<TamarGarish> LOL

[Tamar Garish]

<Elwood> I have met one member though.
<PhantomOfTheNet> and whose member was it, Elwood?
<Elwood> Frontline
<TamarGarish> LOL
<PhantomOfTheNet> (points at Tamar) she made me say that!

[Tamar Garish]

<Diacanu> Okay, my fellow evil eliteforgers, now that we have privacy, here's my plan to spread cancer to children via the water supply. I'm sending it to you via Bear's evil piracy ray.
<TamarGarish> LOL
<BearTM> :D
* derek PMs Tex
<derek> :finger:
<derek> :soholy: ;)
<Diacanu> but first we'll have to kill Tex. His macho Texasness will interfrere with our evil schemes.
<Diacanu> Blast that Tex!
<Diacanu> Curse his damn flag waving doo-gooder hide!!
<Diacanu> *Twirls mustache*
<Diacanu> Myeeehhhh!!
<TamarGarish> We will lure Tex to his doom with shirtless Anc pics and pink straws
<Diacanu> Mwaahahahaaaa!!
<Diacanu> I mean, Lol.
<PhantomOfTheNet> And you'd get away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!
<BearTM> !
<BearTM> Damned meddling kids!

[Tex]

:calli:
* Tex watches back... hears disturbance in the other room... goes to investigate...

[Tamar Garish]

<Shakes> well, while in jail, i learned how to (and this is a quote) "nigger rig" alot of things icluding female toys
<Paladin> Oh, dear...
<Shakes> up out of things you wouldnt even guess
<TamarGarish> I never knew jail was such a ripe opportunity for education ;)
<Paladin> Okay, spill it. I'm dying with curiousity here.
<TamarGarish> She's holdin' out
<Paladin> Argh!
<Shakes> well, its 4 spoons
<Shakes> you dont get knives or forks
<Shakes> plastic spoons
<Paladin> Oh...right. Whatdaya, tie 'em together?
<Shakes> circular sta up to heads on one side 3 on the other
<Shakes> take the cotton ou of a tampon, wrap it
<Shakes> then take plastic off of the edge of th etampon and wrap it to prevent the cotton from coming off
<Shakes> well to get them to hole you take the top part of your sock and rip it off
<Raoul> how did they go about teaching u this in jail?
<Shakes> hold/\
<Shakes> i watched them do it.
<Raoul> did u actuallly use this in jail?
<Shakes> plus my white driend told me
<Paladin> The A-Team never built anything this interesting.

[Tamar Garish]

<Paladin> A dining utensil dildo doesn't seem too attractive.
<TamarGarish> There's a signature.
<Shakes> well, they seemed to enjoy it in the shower, thats how i found out, i looked over. and seen it
<Paladin> :lol:
<Shakes> thast about the only thing i can talk about without crying
<Paladin> 4 Tablespoons of pleasure, baby
<Paladin> Heaping tablespoons, even.
<Raoul> a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down
<Paladin> A spoon in the poon?
<Raoul> is worth a grand in the hand
<Paladin> :lol:
<TamarGarish> Aw man..lol
<Paladin> is worth a GLAND in the hand.
<Shakes> well, they wouldnt do it by themselves
<Raoul> ah......
<Paladin> Oh? Was this a team effort?
<Raoul> i thought these were for using after lights out, not with one another in the showers
<TamarGarish> Almost sounds like a bad porn movie ;)
<Raoul> caged heat, staring shakes
<Paladin> Indiana Shakes and the Temple of Spoons!
<Shakes> lights out, only works for the ones on the floor, calles are three or two people per cell, but there was 30 or so on th efloore with me
<Shakes> hahaha
<Paladin> A Spoon with a View?
<Paladin> The Spoon who Loved Me?
<Shakes> The Incredible Spoon "you dont wanna see it angry"
<Raoul> Edwina Spoonhands
<Paladin> Spoonies?
<TamarGarish> :rofl:
<Shakes> Spoonboy magazine
<Shakes> goonies rep!
<Raoul> What happens if you run out of spoons and have to resort to sporks?
<TamarGarish> Ouch!
<Shakes> Night of the living Spoons
<Paladin> Yikes!
<Shakes> no sporks
<Shakes> only spoons in jail
<Raoul> Spoonstruck
<Paladin> Sporky's
<Paladin> :lol: Raoul
<Shakes> my favorite so far "whats eatting Gilbert Spoon?"
<Raoul> Purple Spoon
<TamarGarish> Gone With the Spoon
<Shakes> Spoon Diaries
<Raoul> er......Under the Cherry Spoon
<Paladin> Two Spoon Junction
<Shakes> Spoonward Bound...(for those non-kid movies Homeward bound)
* Bailey-away has joined #wordforge
<TamarGarish> Spoon Wars: A New Hope
<Paladin> heehee
<Shakes> Spoondian Johns: and the temple of poon

[Shakes]

/\ was i drunk again?

[Shakes]

<raoul> shakes is the only one still limp
* Mandi just spit Dr. Pepper all over the keyboard
<Elwood> Admitting something, raoul?
<PhantomOfTheNet> Elwood's fire hose made Shakes limp and now even Mandi's butt can't arouse her
* Shakes is thinking dirty thoughts....but wont get up
<raoul> i admit nothing
<PhantomOfTheNet> lol
<Shakes> potn.......................:rofl: :rofl:
<Mandi> I think i'm just going to let my lip heal up.... *sigh*
<Shakes> caht classic!!!!!!!
<PhantomOfTheNet> :bow:
* Lethesoda uses stungun on Shakes, because he can't spell defibrillator

[Talkahuano]

Oct. 1st, 2006:

<Jenna> I am gonna pinch some asss
<MrsA> *giggle*
<Jenna> *ass

:lol: I just HAD to take that outta context!! :calli:

[Mrs. Albert]

TamarGarish chains MrsA to chat
<Tech-at-MMs> cheese i got
<MrsA> :P
<Ted> nite mrsa
<MrsA> well now i can't leave - tamar + chains = i gotta stick around
<TamarGarish> :D
<TamarGarish> She's chained up Shakes...you can have your way with her
* Ted tosses elwood the camera
* Shakes has quit IRC (Quit: )
<MrsA> rejected!
<MrsA> :weep:

[Sherlock Holmes]

TamarGarish chains MrsA to chat
<Tech-at-MMs> cheese i got
<MrsA> :P
<Ted> nite mrsa
<MrsA> well now i can't leave - tamar + chains = i gotta stick around
<TamarGarish> :D
<TamarGarish> She's chained up Shakes...you can have your way with her
* Ted tosses elwood the camera
* Shakes has quit IRC (Quit: )
<MrsA> rejected!
<MrsA> :weep:
:rofl:

[NAHTMMM]

[22:27:41]<Lethesoda>-_- Oh yes. Lag is one of the few weapons the Great Wars left us. That and Phantomofthenet.

[22:27:50]<NAHTMMM>and Randomness

[22:27:50]<Ted>so, what accents do you guys like to hear chicks speak?

[22:27:56]<NAHTMMM>KatyJanese ;)

[22:27:57]<Lethesoda>oh yes

[22:28:06]<KatyJane>gigglr

[22:28:12]<KatyJane>*fiffles

[22:28:21]* KatyJane can't type

[22:28:22]<Lethesoda>Our main weapons are randomness and lag. And snazzy red coats.

[22:28:26]* KatyJane giggles

[22:28:50]<Lethesoda>Our.. THREE main weapons are lag, randomness, snazzy red coats... Aqua cds....

[22:29:04]<NAHTMMM>Our three main weapons are randomness and lag. And snazzy red coats. Aqua CDs. And baba -- erm, our FIVE main weapons are . . .

[22:30:29]<Lethesoda>AMONGST our weapons are... lag, randomness, phantomofthenet, Aqua, teh baba, snazzy red coats, the bones of the muffin man, and atheist zombie support groups.

[22:30:42]<Powaqqatsi>ba-zing

[22:31:05]<NAHTMMM>And that Club of Dragonslaying.

[22:31:06]<Powaqqatsi>thats a great skit lethe

[22:31:13]<Powaqqatsi>+6

[22:31:14]<Lethesoda>NAHTMMM Oh yes.

[22:31:23]<Lethesoda>Powaqqatsi *thumbs up* Oh yes. Thanks.

[22:31:47]<Lethesoda>And the club of dragonslaying is no match for the Kneepads of Allure.

[22:31:57]<Powaqqatsi>thats a good item name haha

[22:32:04]<NAHTMMM>Indeed!

[22:32:33]<Lethesoda>n-n The credit goes to Munchkin, but thanks.

[22:32:39]<Powaqqatsi>lightswitch of unimaginable carnage

[22:32:58]<NAHTMMM>Cuz it has to be in the off position to be used?

[22:33:24]<NAHTMMM>So you can't see the carnage to imagine it?

[foil1212]

[22:27:50]<Ted>so, what accents do you guys like to hear chicks speak?

:rofl: :rofl:

[Sherlock Holmes]

[22:27:50]<Ted>so, what accents do you guys like to hear chicks speak?

:rofl: :rofl:

What:soholy:

[BearTM]

OMG! Face is plotting with Baba! :soma:


[19:13] <Baba> face your talking about a show that has suicde bombers
[19:13] <Baba> well good guys using suicide b ombing tactics
[19:14] <Face> i'm sure 24 has used suicide bombers or something
[19:14] <Face> and we all know that it's a good show
[19:14] <Face> but if 24 were on cable, it wouldn't be :(
[19:14] <Face> it would be ass, and such is BSG :(
[19:15] <Face> god is mad at the yankees
[19:16] <Face> who's lukcy pierre?
[19:16] <Baba> i dont know
[19:16] <Baba> Jesus
[19:16] <Face> we should ban him
[19:16] *** Face is now known as Jesus
[19:16] <Jesus> no that's me
[19:16] *** Jesus is now known as the
[19:16] <Baba> I am mad that illegals get free health care
[19:17] *** the is now known as the_motherfucking_jesus_christ
[19:17] <the_motherfucking_jesus_christ> i am mad the jews killed me
[19:17] <the_motherfucking_jesus_christ> get over it
[19:17] <Baba> when it took me a year for health insurance company to cover my preexisting conditions
[19:17] <the_motherfucking_jesus_christ> being retarded?
[19:17] <the_motherfucking_jesus_christ> or terminally dumb?
[19:17] <Baba> adhd depression anxiety disorder
[19:18] <the_motherfucking_jesus_christ> everyone has ADHD DAxD
[19:18] <the_motherfucking_jesus_christ> i will now use this information to troll you on wf, challenge the staff to warn me and then start a HD thread through proxy when they do
[19:19] <the_motherfucking_jesus_christ> and prove once and for all that I am the victim and I am the one being persecuted on WF....
[19:19] <the_motherfucking_jesus_christ> the logic is impecible
[19:20] *** Signoff: the_motherfucking_jesus_christ (Quit: the_<censored>_jesus_christ)
[19:36] *** Signoff: Baba (Connection reset by peer)

[Tex]

<Tex> you have to find that happy medium between class and trash
<CheekyMonkey> i have. i hold my teacup with my pinky finger out whilst taking it up the ass.

:wub:

[Tex]

<Tex> Now pound that drink and you'll have a good buzz for about 30 minutes
<Nick_Walczak> i don't pound anything
<Tex> i believe you

[Talkahuano]

<CheekyMonkey> so was the five-assed monkey.
<CheekyMonkey> honest.
<raoul> how did it get 5 asses?
<raoul> is it the star of monkey anal gang bang 3
<CheekyMonkey> i spliced its DNA
<CheekyMonkey> no.
<TKO> lol
<CheekyMonkey> but you REALLY don't want to piss that monkey off.
<TKO> lol! freakin 5-way ass rapes!
<CheekyMonkey> you should see what that motherfucker can launch at you if it feels you're being confrontational...
<TKO> lmao!
<raoul> how does it decide which butt to take a dump out of?
<CheekyMonkey> it doesn't.
<raoul> or does it just go all 5 at once?
<TKO> that's one hell of an intestinal trackt... does it divide into 5, or does he have 5 different large intestines in which to harvest teh pooh?
<CheekyMonkey> it's sorta like a shit fountain
<CheekyMonkey> it has one single, ultra long transverse colon, and 5 rectums coming off it.
<CheekyMonkey> it's a miracle of modern medicine, i tell you.
<CheekyMonkey> my five-assed monkey.


11-9-06, too late to tell the time. :diacanu:

[Talkahuano]

*** random_wordforger403 is now known as TKO
<TKO> hi
<Kojak> Welcome, TKO
<TKO> :)
*** random_wordforger926 has joined #wordforge
<Vladimir> Welcome Technical Knock Out.
*** random_wordforger has quit (Quit: random_wordforger)
*** random_wordforger has joined #wordforge
<Tech-MMless> hiya again
*** random_wordforger926 has quit (Quit: random_wordforger926)
*** random_wordforger has quit (Quit: random_wordforger)
<Tech-MMless> O_o
<TKO> ?

[Talkahuano]

<Vladimir> Not true, I just rag on you sometimes.
<TKO> uhh
<Vladimir> Stairway is gooood.
<Jenna> he abused me!
<TKO> :unsure:
<TKO> :shock:
<Vladimir> No one can deny the supremacy of the Zep.
<Jenna> he hit me!
<Jenna> virtually
<TKO> lol!
<TKO> ouchies!
<Jenna> may be I didn't feel it... but it still hurt
* TKO slaps Vladimir
<Jenna> I need a hug
* TKO hugs Jenna
<Jenna> aww thanks!
<TKO> lol
<Vladimir> I didnt hit you! LIES!
* Jenna hugs TKO back
<TKO> nothing against Vladimir, of course...
<Vladimir> YOU hit ME.
<Jenna> NO
<TKO> wha?!
<Jenna> LIES
<Vladimir> I just squirted you with water.
* TKO hugs Vladimir
<Jenna> no
<Jenna> don't hug him
<Vladimir> aww
<Jenna> he bit me!
<Vladimir> Now see.
<TKO> it's too late! :weep: I already hugged him!
<TKO> he BIT you?!
<Jenna> :O
<Jenna> yeah
<Jenna> hard
<Vladimir> I didnt bite you!
<TKO> Why didn't you bite him back, you naughty girl?
<Vladimir> SHE bit ME!
<TKO> wha?!
<Jenna> because then he hit ME!
<Jenna> I cried
<Jenna> hard
<TKO> But you hit - no wait I... AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
<Jenna> I cried
<Vladimir> Never happened.
<Jenna> I weeped
<Jenna> it did!
<TKO> wept!!
* Jenna cries
* Jenna cries
<TKO> WEPT!!
<Vladimir> Pathological falsitude!
* TKO comforts Jenna
* Jenna bawls
<Jenna> wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<TKO> pathological? well, you're guilty of using big words!
<Jenna> yeah!
<Jenna> meanie
<TKO> don't wahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
<Jenna> I lied.
<TKO> :unsure: Vlad still here?
<Jenna> I lied.
<TKO> ...
<Vladimir> Jenna, I insist that you discontinue this habitual falsitude, lest your pants come aflame.
<TKO> lol!
<Jenna> :O
<Jenna> he wants to set my pants on fire~!
<TKO> Yeah, Jenna! Lest your pants... wait that's painful!
<Jenna> either that or get in em
<TKO> hmm
<Jenna> he did try to tie me up earlier
<Tech-MMless> depends...if you're wearing them or not
<Vladimir> That's only the HALF truth.
<Jenna> well Im not right now
<TKO> he tied you up and bit you and you CRIED?!
<TKO> ...
<Jenna> no
<TKO> :garamet:
<TKO> uh-huh.
<TKO> Jenna ♥ Vladimir!



:diacanu:

[Darkening]

<Tech-MMless> mekong delta and mid-iraq
<Jennaannnnnaaaaa> I think vietnam was one
<CheekyMonkey> wow. my hero.
<Jennaannnnnaaaaa> may be I am wrong and that was someone else
* CheekyMonkey swoons
<Tech-MMless> oh stop
<CheekyMonkey> i dig soldiers
<Jennaannnnnaaaaa> me too!
<CheekyMonkey> nope, i won't stop.
<Jennaannnnnaaaaa> its the uniform
<Jennaannnnnaaaaa> and then they are all manly
<Tech-MMless> i have a purple heart with oak leaf
<Jennaannnnnaaaaa> its great
<CheekyMonkey> MM ain't here, and Elwood ain't lookin', so i'm hittin' on ya
<Tech-MMless> lol
* CheekyMonkey fiddles with Tech's purple heart
<CheekyMonkey> i could fiddle with a different purple organ, if you like!


Tech gets some ;)

[Tamar Garish]

<Elwood> Nick, I know a little about sausage. ;)



:soma:

[Tamar Garish]

<Mrs_Flow> :itsokay:
<MrsAlbert> i'm feeling much better now
<MrsAlbert> :wub:
<BearTM> She's braless too!
<MrsAlbert> SCORE!
<CheekyMonkey> woooo hooooo!
* Mrs_Flow I'll put them back on if that helps.
<MrsAlbert> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* TamarGarish is in a nightgown actually.
<CheekyMonkey> no no no no non
* MrsAlbert rips the panties from mrs flow's hands
<Mrs_Flow> Ha I liked those :(
* CheekyMonkey rips the panties from Mrs A's bottom
<Mrs_Flow> Spank
* Goldeneye yawns


I guess Goldeneye prefers teh boyz? :cry:

[Mrs. Albert]

:lol:

[Powaqqatsi]

<Mrs_Flow> :itsokay:
<MrsAlbert> i'm feeling much better now
<MrsAlbert> :wub:
<BearTM> She's braless too!
<MrsAlbert> SCORE!
<CheekyMonkey> woooo hooooo!
* Mrs_Flow I'll put them back on if that helps.
<MrsAlbert> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
* TamarGarish is in a nightgown actually.
<CheekyMonkey> no no no no non
* MrsAlbert rips the panties from mrs flow's hands
<Mrs_Flow> Ha I liked those :(
* CheekyMonkey rips the panties from Mrs A's bottom
<Mrs_Flow> Spank
* Goldeneye yawns


I guess Goldeneye prefers teh boyz? :cry:

Maybe the text wasn't doin' it for him.

[BearTM]

19:56] <Elwood> I play with it quite often. It scares the shit out of the cat. :D

[Tamar Garish]

<Tech-MMless> nothing quite says "cancer come get me" like a dinner of rare roast dead animal and a fine cigar

:lol:

[Techman]

;)

[Pylades]

[2006-11-24 23:26:03] <elvital> she 13, on crack all the time and just an all-around chav, darkening? :D
[2006-11-24 23:26:27] <Darkening> :p
[2006-11-24 23:26:38] <Darkening> 27 and blond/blue eyed :p
[2006-11-24 23:27:33] <elvital> ah
[2006-11-24 23:27:43] <elvital> so "girl" as in "JohnM-girl"? :finger:
[2006-11-24 23:27:50] <Darkening> and no crack :p
[2006-11-24 23:27:57] <Darkening> yes as in no winky

Nope, didn't forget this. :diacanu:

[Jenna]

<CheekyMonkey> chat has been overrun by horny, moob-watching, bossy ladies.
<CheekyMonkey> i love it.


<CheekyMonkey> where the hell are the moobs, already?
<TamarGarish> You don't want to see a Moob riot.
<TamarGarish> It'll be ugly
<TamarGarish> So chop chop'
* CheekyMonkey contemplates starting a moob riot.

[Tamar Garish]

[00:04] * Jenna sneaks up to flow and rips off his shirt
[00:04] ChaosDescending: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tamar Garish]

[00:10] Elwood: I MIGHT could be talked into posting a Storm. But, there's no way in hell I'm posting my man boobs.
[00:11] TamarGarish: Thor?
[00:11] ChaosDescending: Posting a "Storm"?
[00:11] evenflow: a Storm?
[00:11] * TamarGarish thought the Storm thing was a rumor
[00:11] Elwood: :D
[00:11] Elwood: Showin' teh boys.
[00:11] riflespryte: Why not, Elwood? I posted mine!

[Jenna]

<Elwood> Speaking of, did y'all read about that federal ruling today?
<evenflow> the feds ruled on MOOBS?

[Tamar Garish]

[02:00] Vladimir: Well Im pressing my moob against the screen fairly hard, can you see them yet?
[02:00] CheekyMonkey: wait, you're over 18, right?
[02:00] Vladimir: Yeah.
[02:00] CheekyMonkey: okay. well, i'm pressing my tongue against my screen. Can you feel it?

[Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz]

<BearTM> You're dating Timmy?
<tmm3k> yeah
<tmm3k> her name is rosey palm
<Sonic_Storm> and her 5 friends
<Vladimir> Curious name for a girl-WAIT A MINUTE.
<tmm3k> she doesnt judge me
<tmm3k> and she lets me have my way with her every night
<Vladimir> Yeah, I used to know rosey palm.
<Vladimir> Heard she had lock-thumb.
<Vladimir> Didnt wanna touch that.
<Mandi> ok peeps i'm out
<Mandi> adios chingatas!
<tmm3k> rosey palm can be somewhat callus at times
<Vladimir> Yeah, but she always gets tired before I do.
<tmm3k> thats when her twin sister comes in to finish the job
<Vladimir> Yeah, well her twin sister is a southpaw, and Im weary of lefties.
<Vladimir> They rub me the wrong way.

[evenflow]

[00:34] Nick_Walczak: jesus christ, i do look like the kid who plays George Michael on Arrested Development

[Powaqqatsi]

<tmm3k>i used to cybersex with baba a lot

[Mrs. Albert]

:rotfl:

[Tamar Garish]

[00:49] Phantom: there was one here in Sacramento....called Swing Shift...I made a flowchart of everyone who was known to have slept with someone else on that board
[00:49] BearTM: My buddy David still has the computer our original local BBS is on.
[00:49] TamarGarish: Flowchart?
[00:49] *** Jenna has signed off IRC (Quit: Jenna).
[00:49] Phantom: and that turned out to be scary
[00:49] Phantom: yep
[00:50] TamarGarish: I bet there was "flow"
[00:50] Phantom: was huge, in the end, lol
[00:50] Phantom: no, no flow
[00:50] Phantom: this was just Sacramentans
[00:50] TamarGarish: Huge in the end..LOL
[00:50] Elwood: Okay, EP
[00:50] Phantom: lol
[00:50] TamarGarish: Not evenflow silly..."flow" of fluids.
[00:50] Phantom: oh yeah, that flow...most certainly was
[00:50] TamarGarish: LOL
[00:50] BearTM: A huge flow in the end. Ew.
[00:51] TamarGarish: Ouch.
[00:51] Phantom: good thing flow ain't here, lol
[00:51] TamarGarish: He will "cum" for you.
[00:51] Elwood: Now now, let's not talk about my good friend that way. He can't help that his desires... Oh, fuck it. He'll take anything ya give 'im. ;)
[00:51] TamarGarish: You'd know, huh?
[00:52] Elwood: I have no comment at this time. :calli:
[00:52] TamarGarish: Mmmmhmmmmm
[00:52] TamarGarish: I'll give him JohnM, Necromancer and Pthalo then.
[00:53] Elwood: Eww
[00:53] Elwood: Just...ew
[00:53] TamarGarish: Quadrangle of Horror.
[00:53] Elwood: Poor Mrs. Flow
[00:54] Elwood: There's no telling what kind of VD she'll end up with. :(

[Tex]

<Tex> shouldn't homecoming have been during football season?
<Jenna> um
<Jenna> well
<Jenna> we dont' have an alumni
<Tex> not a single one?
<Jenna> no
<Tex> new school?
<Jenna> we will be the first graduating class
<Tex> oh, so why have homecoming?
<Jenna> and we don't have a football team
<Tex> so why have a school?

[Jenna]

<Darkening> where the hell did that sausage drop from?
<Darkening> crap wrong window
<Jenna> haha
<Ash> uh

[NAHTMMM]

<Lanz> Hey Techie
<Tech-MMless> hiya
<Zodiac> Hello
<Tech-MMless> howdy
<random_wombatter> hola
<Lanz> k-tel
<random_wombatter> ^Chinese?
<Lanz> ROnco.
<random_wombatter> I didn't know ord had their own language :\
<random_wombatter> Or rather, their own dialect
<Lanz> Yes, and now you know too much.
<random_wombatter> Yippee!
* Lanz targets wombat for assasination
* random_wombatter !
<Lanz> He was a fine marsupial. Too bad he asked so many questions.
<random_wombatter> Never trust those wombats
<random_wombatter> They're sneaky little devils
<Lanz> Tasmanian devil's food cake, dude.

[BearTM]

In Chat Lies Truth


<Volpone> I'm a woman.

[Tex]

<Tex> do you even speak spanish?
<Flow> nada
<Ash> you mean "no"?
<Tex> lol