Another Darwin Award Winner from Florida

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  1. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Shirogayne, Sep 7, 2016
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  2. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    what the hell?

    I really want to know the series of events that lead a person to being aroused by alligators. just so, so bizarre!
     
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  3. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    He probably thought it was Killer Croc, and that Superman would fly in to save the day.
     
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Thinking about alligators = thinking about crocodiles = thinking about Steve Irwin hunting crocodiles = thinking about his daughter Bindie = boner = any port in a storm
    Haven't you been to college? :chris:I'm sure they covered that equation more than a few times. All fun aside, Florida is pound-for-pound the biggest freak-show since Tyler Texas.
     
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  5. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    I hope the gator that took him out doesn't get killed for this :bergman:
     
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  6. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    OH SNAP! I forgot all about that. :( Sorry but you couldn't pay me enough to kill the gator that was only doing "god's work" in ridding the world of that twisted loony tunes.
     
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    And I'm just the opposite. I really, really, don't want to know.
     
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    Somewhere, a goat is relieved that he's finally gone.
     
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    You know, looking at some of the other articles listed along the side of the page, I'm not entirely sure we can trust this source. :unsure:
     
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    So deserving...
     
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    Awwww man :(
     
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    I know, right? Way to ruin the dream. He must be sooooooo much fun at parties.:(
     
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