Today I am Federal Farmer. (#GABN)

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  1. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    In a moment of clarity (or maybe just coward mendacity) @Bill Carson admitted they were primarily motivated by Negative Partisanship.

    At this moment I understand. As someone who had to work for a living I have no great love for the O Corps in general or Ring Knockers particularly so fuck West Point.

    HOWEVER… At least Army Officers (including West Point Grads) actually serve the country and do things more than take a couple paid for cruises around the world.

    Although that aspect isn’t their fault. That’s just what the Navy does. Pleasure cruises with double pay. [Except Corpsmen and EOD, mad respect for those deserving.]

    And like their Os won’t even fucking eat with enlisted? Like they build separate DFACs for Officers and Enlisted. Because their Os can’t even eat with us plebes?

    Every Officer I’ve ever respected eat, slept, fought, bled with us. How the fuck could you respect someone who didn’t?

    FUCK. THAT.

    Go Army. Beat Navy. #GABN
     
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  2. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    What.
     
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  3. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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  5. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    What.
     
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  6. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Are we talking football here
     
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  7. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    Army/Navy football brings out the ugliness in even the nicest people... :lol:
    Oh Army 20 Navy 17
    I was raised in an Air Force family so fuck all of 'em... :brood:
     
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  8. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    and here I was hoping Merchant Marines would win :(
     
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Sort of.

    It's college.
     
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    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Oh, well. Oregon State upset Oregon during Civil War and that's all that matters :diacanu:
    (I actually prefer the Ducks over the Beavers, but humbling the Ducks is always a good thing :yes:)
     
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  11. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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  12. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    Also, everyone knows that the Army is just cannon fodder.

    It's for folks who can't cut it in the other services.

    :walz:
     
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  13. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Rico's Roughnecks disagree!
    The Bugs agree!
     
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  14. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    My experience with the west point Cadets was a lot different, but then again I was not in the service. Maybe it is the game you are playing. Football (american or european) brings out the worst in people. I always dealt with them in paintball, and they hosted a wonderful scenario game on their land during the year where they were inexpensive and provided chow, air, and low cost paint for a very chill large event. We always had their groups up at the fields, and they were some of the most honorable best players out there. Even in rec play the west point guys were always great in bringing other people into the game.
     
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  15. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I’m still not clear on what I admitted to. Lame callout thread @Ancalagon
     
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  16. Bickendan

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    I'm pretty sure you admitted to existing.
    To which I say, AHA! I knew it!
     
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  17. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    As much as any Artificial Idiocy bot created by the russians can exist.
     
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    Florida State beat Florida and Miami. :madcookie:
     
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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I barely follow football and sure as shit don’t follow futball.
     
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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    What I do know is Seahawks (non existent animal) usually do poorly against Panthers.
     
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  21. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    You can barely keep up with Trump and Herschel Walker mentally. I don't think there is much hope for you following the Teletubbies or Yo Gabba Gabba.
     
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  22. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Maybe Joe Rogan can explain it to you. He seems to speak in small enough words for your little mind.
     
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  23. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    Too many intialisms in the OP. Doesn't compute.
     
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  24. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Perpetually sondering

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    He was just keeping the thread in the RR
     
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Seahawks?
    More like sea-SAWKS!
    Am I right?! Am I right!? :polarslam2:
    High five! :D
    :crickets:
    Ah, go screw! :brood:
     
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  26. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    It's hard to follow, but I believe he is accusing you of being a lazy sailor.
     
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  27. matthunter

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    No, he said he had poor quality semen.
     
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  28. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    With all that testicle tanning he does so he can be a real man it is not surprising his testes are fried. It is a shame he is all burnt out at 17.
     
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    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I would think cooking jizz would solidify it.
    Like eggs, or like how crabs are goo until you cook them.
     
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    You live in Maine, and you go with crabs?!

    You seafood traitor.

    What's lobster to you, huh? Chopped shrimp?
     
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