why did UA lose his brokedick jeep and is riding his bike to work?

So we find out UA has lost his glorious shaggin wagon brokedick jeep. Seems pretty strange to me that a man so hyper foccused on the car that is his manhood has given up his car, but it happened. So there has to be a reason, and I figured some of us could vote on it.

I personally feel a little sorry and now understand why he hates others having gender affirming care when he has lost his gender affirming automobile. I guess if we were to allow for funding for gender affirming care we could have the government spring for a couple hundred dollars to buy an old jeep for him so he could feel like a man again, but not if he is endangering others by doing a federal farmer and driving around drunk.

Thank you for this public service, although I missed the memo. Where did he reveal his emasculation?

With his dystopian view of cities and having to ride a bike because his license got revoked, UA is like a paler, less manly version of Lily Allen:

Page 290 of the trouble in america thread

So evidently UA has been fucking @Jenee on his brokedick bike since january at least. That leads to a lot of questions. Do they have training wheels to stabilize it? Can they do it while moving? Are we going to see him pegging her on a bike during the X-games? Is this move going to be on the next tony hawk video game? Can they do it uphill in SF, or is that why UA hates SF so much.

There is so much to this story we are missing, and the people at my glory hole want to know.

Good song by the sheezus. Maybe she is is brother considering she wrote a song about him.

Is it coincidence he sold his only love and admits he'd do damage to someone making noise at him in the same thread?

at least he can't run over roadblocking protestors (or jaywalkers) any more?

figure the main reason he hates the idea of registries is because he'd be on a few.

UA has talked about riding a bike for years, what exactly is the point if this thread?

figuring out if he kept the truck nuts and how he got them attached to the bike?

C-tier trolling from the Master Troll, I guess

He never actually owned a BDJ to begin with, he just told everyone he did so we'd think he's cool. He said he got rid of it because he wasn't sure how much longer he could keep up the lie.

baba

I’m guessing you guys haven’t been giving them enough attention, so they’re resorting the the lowest common denominator. And the idiots fell for it like they always do.

@Tererun call out threads are the absolute worst, on par with @Bill Carson threads where he owns himself with the link he provides in the OP

but much like the glory hole trip, usually done pretty quick?

UA rides a bike and is therefore satan!

he once said he rides on sidewalks, so yes. still true.

This isn’t Canada. Oh, and this guy also has a similar video about trying to bike around several cities in Canada

not sure why that matters? I mean, Toronto still has heavier traffic than most places.

There’s a reason I posted the video. But, the guy speaks more about the ability to travel safely along the road vs being forced to navigate the sidewalks - and most US cities don’t even have that. Same thing in Canada. Most cities globally are not designed for safe bike travel - forcing bikers onto sidewalks that are rarely used for pedestrians anyway.

My son rides his bike on a sidewalk. Are you calling my 8 year old satan?

Yeah, we have relatively busy sidewalks here, and maybe a dozen or so pedestrian fatalities because cyclists not being cars nor pedestrians some figure they don't have to follow the rules for either.

ANd I think I'd disagree that most cities globally aren't designed for safe cycling. North AMerica lacks compared to Europe, sure... you have to take responsiblity for your own safety while not menacing others and wear a helmet, a hi-vis, using hand signals... we've also made some alterations to traffic laws about cars keeping/passing a safe distance from cyclists and burden of liability in collisions. There's no justification for endangering others because of your own lack of ability.

he's 8 and you need to ask my opinion if he's satan? (S 8-10)

Unless it's designated a bike trail, all bikes must use roads and follow traffic laws.

(S 11-3)

Just one of your lessEr demons.

a lessor demon?

is that one that acts as signing agent in a deal with the devil?

The owner of that you tube video and station has many videos and explains a lot about the issues with biking and bikers not just in the US, not just in Canada, and not just in Europe. He travels extensively and prefers bike travel.

UA hasn't shown up.
I think losing the Jeep broke his heart, and this thread really hurts him.
I think he's staring at a photo of the Jeep, and listening to Carpenters songs, and bawling.
If he doesn't show up in the next 15 seconds, all of the above becomes true, and he hands a win to Tererun.

*Counts out 15 Mississippi seconds*

It's true!!!!

So thanks for the victory. Let us go onto more important questions.

When @Jenee give @Uncle Albert a blowjob on the highway does she stand on the pegs on the front wheel, perch on the handle bars, or stand on the pegs on the back wheel while he sits backwards?

When they go on dates to the drive in does he have to bring a boom box and picnic blanket, or does the drive in have the old speakers on a wire and they can both sit on the bike?

Does his bike have one of those super cool little motors on it, or flashing lights? Does he put playing cards in the spokes so it makes a cool clicking noise? Does he have a little bell or a horn? Is there a basket on the front?

Oh, and biggest question of them all is it a girls bike because he might have switched to a bike so he could be affirming his gender which is why he is so bitter about trans women who have the courage to wear a dress.