Finally, a Child Molestor Did The World a Huge Service

Sadly, the guy is still sucking air, but he did the next best thing of being responsible for Honey Boo Boo's cancellation. The guy diddled the teen mommy sister ten years ago, and it all came out a week ago while we were too busy freaking out over ebola and establishing a link between Black Dove and Ghost Muad.

....in all seriousness, I'm saddened by this. Aside from her...er, unconventional lifestyle, it did seem like she cared for her family and had a good man in her (apparently now ex-)boyfriend and baby-daddy #4 Sugar Bear. As a heavy woman, dating is tough, but that should never be an excuse to let people like this around them.

I guess chimos are the only dudes trying to get with you when you're a hideous troll.

She's probably riding the denial train of "he's a changed man now! He'll never do it again!"
I don't watch the show, but when my wife told me all her kids are from different dads I figured
she's a real winner. Hopefully her kids won't end up following in her footsteps.

Putting a convicted child molester within spitting distance of your young child is tantamount to child abuse. The mother can go fuck herself, and spare me the faux "she seemed like a nice person" crap.

The airwaves are better for the removal of this garbage and the child should be put into care - for it's own good.

Yes I can't imagine the thought process of setting your kids up for failure by having a child molester around them.
First job of every mother is to protect her children. This is about as FUBAR as parenting gets.

After the murder of JonBenet Ramsey, the woman who started child "beauty" pageants wrote a tell-all book about the contests. Until JonBenet was killed, she had thought there were some "odd" elements that hung around the events, but she didn't realize just how awful they were prior to JonBenet's death.

According to her, there's not just the abuse of the children by their parents who put them in the pageants (you know psycho mom's trying to recapture their youth, etc), but the audience rows would be filled by guys dressed in bad disguises, wearing bulky clothing, who claimed to be "a parent," who were obviously going to be whacking off during the show.

Why such things aren't outlawed as child exploitation is beyond me. It's fairly obvious that the kids are being abused by their "stage mother" parents and they're at a higher risk of being molested by pedophiles since they're basically putting on a show for them.

We've had a number of documentaries on TV over here ovcr the years looking at the curiously American tradition of child beauty pageants and just what it has been perverted into these days. Frankly I find it a grotesque, vulgar freak show and I entirely agree with what you say about stage parents and the abuse of the children. I often wonder how many of those kids would express any interest in competing if they had just lived a normal childhood.

On "Toddlers and Tiaras" (and I that this show exists even more than the teen mommy ones), the moms all fell into one of two categories: former cheerleader/pagent queen trying to recapture the glory days and two ton whales trying to recapture the glory days.

Always, and without exception.

I mean, even for the two brats that expressed interest about being on the stage, they can be enrolled in theatre or dance and build their self esteem with an actual talent. like Tuckerfan said, this is exploitation.

What really boggles the mind is that anyone was actually able attain and maintain an erection long enough to impregnate the hideous beast. Much less the 4 or 5 dudes that have fathered children with her.

The most disturbing part is the non age-appropriate dress and behavior. Five year old girls wearing makeup and skimpy clothing
and performing material they can't even understand yet? As stated already, an actual fun-spirited and educational talent pageant is different.
Let a kid be a kid! Don't rush them into mean spirited back-stabbing/cat-fighting competition before their time. Terrible, terrible parenting
and enabling perverts too. And the dads who are involved are just as guilty of course. You want some guy your age out in the audience lusting
after your little girl? What...the...fuck.

Kathy Griffin did a great skit of entering herself into one of those pageants, and doing all the goofy/creepy shit they make those little girls do.

Not enough liquor in the universe. Not to mention, the difficulty in achieving penetration. You know, you might see the target, but, um, you don't have quite enough "range" to hit the target. If you know what I mean.

I had a teacher once who was about the same size that got up the duff. She hardly even showed at all. Even at nine years old, I had enough grasp on biology to wonder

She's my cherry pie!

That Bad Grandpa scene is about right sadly.

Puh-leze. The dumbfounded expressions pretty much proves just how over-the-top that was compared to the usual pre-teen pageant fare. AQlso...Probably the funniest thing those "Jackass" guys ever did.

It's a more direct approach to the same end result of old men fapping to little girls. :shrig:

http://www.classicalite.com/article...na-sugar-bear-uncle-poodle-child-molester.htm

Fucking good.

Between this and the Duck Dynastic, the TLC sure knows how to pick 'em.

This is why scripted TV writers were worth the big bucks.
Real people are awful.
When you aim cameras at real white trash, you're not going to get G-rated cartoon characters.
Someone's gonna be racist, and someone's gonna get molesty.
They're trash for a reason.
It ain't like "The Beverly Hillbillies".

Unfortunately this is not isolated to this incident. There are a number of women who will lose sight of everything when a guy is nice to them. There are plenty of incidents of women putting their kids at risk with child molestors. There are plenty of women who fight for rapists thinking they will not rape again. There are plenty of women who screw their kids over by dating people they know are abusive. I would like to feel bad, but this kid never had a chance to begin with. She was already going to be a drug addict in a bunch of bad relationships, and I would be damned surprised if she wasn't already doing some substance, and I would be shocked the boo boo kid was still a virgin. It will be some time before the lawsuit ands we find out all the terrible things she was "forced" to do.

Remember when TLC actually used to be "The Learning Channel"?

Now it should just be called the Freak Show Channel.

The TLC needs some TLC... with something blunt and heavy.

I think it's safe to say that this may be the only WordForge thread about a female where none of the male WordForgers will say "I'd hit it.".

Just ONE each of these? Perhaps a container of each....I shudder at the very thought.

Now watch as Fleshy comes in to prove you wrong, just to prove a point. That, or Tasvir will drive by and scream about think thunder thighs.

The free market at work. It was founded as a partnership between NASA and the Department of Health, Education and Welfare. Didn't take long after full privatization for it to go to shit.

Let the masses have their lowbrow entertainment, the elites have left the planet for the Roku orbital ring.

Good, now I can get myself mansion for half-pennies on the dollar.

Actually, the most disturbing thing about this thread is Anna Queen of Tards' vast knowledge of reality trash TV. I can only assume this is the result of not having trapped an equally pathetic man into marriage by arranging a drunk one-night stand combined with "accidentally" forgetting to take her birth control pill. Of course the poor guy will desperately attempt to escape the situation by denying he's the father, but after an appearance on Maury Povich and a positive paternity test, he will reluctantly marry her.

If Anna were with a man who knew what he was doing, her mouth would be duct-taped shut and she'd be chained to the stove until she makes some sandwiches.