Please list the next person's social disorder

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  1. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Or, 'Is there a name for what's wrong with you?'

    I open myself up to your mockery and disregard. :D
    Demiurge, May 26, 2015
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  2. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Excessive inappropriate masturbation.
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  3. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    @ed629 is embarrassed by overt sexual innuendo.
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  4. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    @gul suffers from megalomania and a massive inferiority complex. Needless to say, he's quite confused.
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  5. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Private Cowboy: Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.

    Private Joker: What was the matter with him?

    Private Cowboy: He was jerkin' off ten times a day.

    Private Eightball: No shit. At least ten times a day.

    Private Cowboy: Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear division.
    oldfella1962, May 26, 2015
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  6. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Oldfella can't follow directions.
    Man Afraid of his Shoes, May 26, 2015
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  7. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    ^Excessive fear of shoes. And clothing.
    Bickendan, May 26, 2015
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  8. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Penis envy. Mine.
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  9. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Sue Collini always gets the weenie

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    Poorly veiled sociopathy.
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  10. K.

    K. Sober

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    Poor veil, also sociopathy. :P
    K., May 27, 2015
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  11. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Ban-worthy. :bailey:
    gul, May 27, 2015
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  12. K.

    K. Sober

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    Impotent banner.
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  13. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

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    Seems a good time to trot this out...

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  14. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Self diagnosed autism.
    El Chup, May 27, 2015
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  15. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Lawyer :diacanu:
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  16. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    Secret transsexual prostitute.
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  17. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Unmitigated capitalist warhawk
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  18. K.

    K. Sober

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    Clandestine oboist.
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  19. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Absolutely disconsolate ever since Hewlett told him to fuck right off.
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  20. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Suffers from both agoraphobia and claustrophobia, leaving him trapped standing in doorways a lot.
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  21. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Colorblind. Sorry mate, that's not teal.
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  22. K.

    K. Sober

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    Acutely susceptible to feline mesmerism.
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  23. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    no u :dendroica:

    (That's my story and I'm sticking to it :bigass:)
    Bickendan, May 27, 2015
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  24. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    So everyone here reads "next person's" to mean "previous person's?" Amazing. [And these are the smart members of a 'smart' board.]
    Tuttle, May 28, 2015
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  25. K.

    K. Sober

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    Needlessly antagonistic, bears undefined collective grudges.
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  26. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    I didn't. I wasn't about to accuse @ecky of being autistic! *shrug*
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  27. K.

    K. Sober

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    Needlessly defensive, prone to distract from ongoing games.
    K., May 28, 2015
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