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Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Liet, Nov 9, 2014.

  1. gturner

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    If she was an immigrant then why were the other Republican candidates afraid Halley would get in the race and handily win South Carolina's early Presidential primary? It was Obama who was raised abroad and didn't learn anything about American history (57 states!), not Halley.
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  2. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    Your first sentence there almost contains a well enough stated and considered point to not be part of a gturd post. However, don't worry; your second sentence contains more than enough thoughtlessly lying word salad to make up for it.
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  3. Quincunx

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  4. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    In Arkansas, eh? I'm betting the complainant shares at least some familial DNA wit our favorite teacher from Norphlet.
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    You know, I wonder if we could find anyone else from Norphlet who would post here.

    EDIT: This is a joke, right? Right? You guys are kidding me? http://smackover.k12.ar.us/
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  7. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Damn that is one stone-cold bag o' hammers braindead bitch right there. The guy looked like he wasn't a youngster, thus watched TV when WE ONLY HAD THREE NETWORKS! I'm sure with NBC being one of them I'm not seeing how he never noticed the NBC peacock.....:chris:
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    Considering his location, he may have just purchased his first color television set. :shrug:
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  10. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    A bunch of commenter thought that too. Poor dude deleted his account and went into hiding.
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  11. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    So it wasn't a dual of Dayton. If it was he'd argue with facts from the Chicken Coop and would respond by calling them dickheads, intellectually bankrupt, and stories of his parents.
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    I'm guessing that Dayton shines as a true genius with moderate politics among his Arkansan brethren.

    Ah hell, he fails even among that group of neanderthals.
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  16. Liet

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  19. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    I thought the lead came from the city's water supply. They switched sources due to high prices buying it from another city but the new source had lingering contamination from old industrial plants which had never been cleaned up and which the coty of Flint never tested for.
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    From what I understand, the Flint, River water was so contaminated that they used massive doses of Chlorine to kill the micro organisms in it. So much Chlorine that it dissolved the lead from the insides of the old pipes and flushed it into the general water supply.
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    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Oh, there's no conflict of interest there, or anything. :jayzus:
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  26. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    It's not really a conflict of interest to be a lazy piece of shit asshole who doesn't want to do his job and wants to watch Mexicans being trebucheted over a wall. It's just the mark of being a lazy piece of shit asshole who shouldn't be anywhere near a border patrol job.
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    I guess the border patrol agents don't want to get shot with US-supplied arms anymore.
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    Scalia looks like Lou Costello! :chris:

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    Rimjob Bob Sue Collini always gets the weenie

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