speaking of dumps....lately I've been eating a lot of Fiber 1 cereal - one of (if not the) highest fiber percentage cereals sold. Suffice it to say you better have a plunger ready. This may seem weird (it's all in the name of science) but weigh yourself before and after a Fiber 1 dump and you'll see just how effective this cereal can be.
I have noticed something about really fat people. They are always shitting.....constantly. It makes sense since they are eating constantly. But until I met really fat people I never thought about it or noticed it. And I'm not saying my shit doesn't stink but damn.....if you see a really fat person exiting the bathroom after long period of time, you better try to wait a while or find another place.
Seeing as the impact appears to show the fixed landing gear of a Val, Aichi should probably be the brand name.