I would like a pony for John and a collection of fine lesbian pornography for me. Oh and the real baba back.
Regarding the pony for John, as a pony boy does that mean he wants to be sodomized by a pony or does it mean he wants to sodomize a pony? If it is tge first one then he is a sick bastard but isn't harming anyone else so no one should care but if it is the second one then he is into animal abuse and his sick ass belongs in prison.
I am reliant on YouPorn's search function and my own willingness to spend ages browsing for something that floats my boat. Teh baba clearly has his lesbians meticulously organised and thus searching for ones that fit my parameters (if teh baba knows of any vids where the two participants resemble Amy Pond and Clara Oswald, I will accept him as my God) should be a snap.
Baba. I want you to cut a hole in your abdomen and fill it with feces and spoiled cabbage. Then I want you to see the hole up and then ride on several roller coasters to ensure the shit is spread evenly around you abdominal cavity. Then I want you to wait.
