I hate living in the future.

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  1. K.

    K. Sober

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    She has always gone both ways. As did all of the Ancient Amazons.
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  2. K.

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    Interestingly, there were quite a few hints to sex, straight and gay. Subtext of course, but quite clear for any mature reader who understood the references.
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  3. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Amazon also comes from a and mazos, which translates or means without breast. According to legend Amazon women had their right titty cauterized while they were still infants. This was supposed place the strength from where the titty would be into their right arm for fighting. So yeah, not only lesbians, but half the fun with their tops off.
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  4. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    I thought they were born without left boohs, which tended to get in the way of right-handed archery.

    It would suck to be a left-landed Amazon, I suppose!
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    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    First off you fuck superman even if you are a lesbian because you just have to know what that is like. Bat man was probably a pity fuck. He has all those issues and he whines a lot. She probably caved because he was all emo and needed to be fixed. But you know she is a dyke. What the fuck does wonder woman need a man for? You just simply cannot compete with what comes out of a box today. You are not superman, and we do not know if he can compete with a 24 horsepower oscillating double donger vibrator with hot water jets and 15 speeds. Even if I wasn't trans I would want a pussy just to play with one of those.
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  7. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I think you'll be hard pressed to find evidence of her going lesbian, but cases of her being straight are plentiful.

    And it doesn't matter what "Ancient Amazons" did--if they even existed; they may have always been mythological--the DC comic book Amazons need not be the same thing.
  8. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I think all hot female fiction characters should be bi.
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  9. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Meh, it's an elseworld.
    Some other writer will have her hetero again, and then back and forth, and so on.
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  11. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    *mentally pictures Lynda Carter's Wonder Woman getting it on with Debra Wingers Dyna Girl*

    :yeehaw:
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  12. Awesome Possum

    Awesome Possum Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    Superman isn't even human. So I'm not sure that even counts. He's probably like a combination of a jack hammer and a firehose.
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  13. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    So what you're saying is there is precedent for Superman being gay.
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  14. Awesome Possum

    Awesome Possum Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    Depending on the writer, Kryptonians didn't even sexually reproduce. So anything goes really.

    Really the people who get upset about this shit probably have some repressed thoughts or desires, so they can't handle ever seeing it brought up.
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  15. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Yep. It honestly never occurred to me that she might not be a lesbian.
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  16. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    And I suppose you have no room in your philosophy for her to be bi?
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  17. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I'm not going to throw myself off a bridge if they make her bi, but the character has never been bi and that's a big change that I don't care for.
  18. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    The contents of your spank folder notwithstanding, you're telling me that it isn't at all possible that someone who is immortal hasn't at least once got it on with someone of the same sex?
  19. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Anything is possible about fictional characters, especially ones from the comics. But she's never been anything but straight before.
  20. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Hell, even the mythology of the Amazons had them only having sex with men once per year, and then only to keep their race from dying out.
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  21. Awesome Possum

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    It's been socially unacceptable to be anything but cisgender or straight until very recently. So most fictional characters are going to be that. Things are changing now, despite the protests of whiny man children, so we're going to see a lot more diversity.
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  22. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Invent new characters. Don't change the old ones. :bailey:

    And we sure hear a lot of whining when Scarlett Johansson plays a character from a Japanese story or Emma Stone plays a part-Asian character.
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  23. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    You've given this considerable thought. :unsure:
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  24. Awesome Possum

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    It's a case by case thing. Wonder Woman being at least bi isn't that crazy, it's absurd to think that an island of nothing but women is 100% heterosexual.

    I really only give Ghost in the Shell a pass because it's an adaptation and the Major probably swaps bodies so much that race and gender really aren't that much of an issue. I always got the implication that she originally looked completely different before and her current body was a standard model design. The whole movie is about identity, so they could make it really interesting. As for Emma Stone, she was the least of that movie's problems. That trying to pass her off as part-Asian was pretty stupid. That could have been fixed with a line of dialogue about her being adopted or something.
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  25. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    the word y'all are looking for is bisexual.

    You can look it up.
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  26. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Is Wonder Woman a muff-diver?

    What happens on Themi--Thema--Themy--Paradise Island, stays on Paradise Island! :bailey:
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    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    I've seen that before, you can find the whole movie online. It is simultaneously totally worth it and a tremendous waste of effort at the same time.

    Plus the green screen sucks.
  29. Awesome Possum

    Awesome Possum Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    I actually read the article, the writer just says that Wonder Woman probably had a few female lovers. That's about it. Given the lack of men on the island, it makes sense. So she's bi or queer, whatever you want to call it. Nothing to get your underoos in a twist over.

    With the right drugs, that movie is amazing on levels that Man of Steel could never hope to achieve.
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    That might blow their minds that there is something other than just straight or gay.