Darwin kicked to the curb

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  1. The Flashlight

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    https://tribune.com.pk/story/1443151/evolution-theory-removed-turkish-high-school-curriculum/

    Questions for the Cult of Evolution:

    1. If lesser primates evolved into human beings beginning thousands of years ago, why are there still lesser primates inhabiting the earth? Why didn't they all evolve into humans? There should be different variations of humans based on different types of apes, right?

    2. Are lesser primates still evolving into human beings? Is each successive generation of apes slowly becoming more human-like? If not, why? What stopped the process?

    3. What kickstarted the process of lower primates evolving into proto-humans? The Monolith? The Engineers? Q?

    4. Why were primates the only creatures to evolve into intelligent higher-order beings? Why not bees? Or otters? What about cats?


    Just face it, evolution theory is nothing but an elaborate fiction that can't answer logical, common-sense questions.
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  2. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    So how do you think we got here? God made us out of mud?
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  3. The Flashlight

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    Why not? It makes as much sense as gorillas somehow morphing into humans for no particular reason. :shrug:
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    I don't know. You're the one saying what it isn't. I'm wondering what you think it is. :shrug:
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    pay the moron no attention, just let this retarded thread die the death of silence.
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  6. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    I'm just asking him some questions. :shrug:
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    Fuck Turkish Gollum, and fuck his anti-science fuckery. :shrug:
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  8. Quincunx

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  9. Ten Lubak

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    The cult of evolution. :lol:

    It's even funnier when you read it in the whiny bitch voice you know flashlight has.
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  10. RickDeckard

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    Can't tell if the retarded questions in the OP are meant seriously...
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  11. Guffbox

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    Yeah! And if Asians and Europeans and Americans are all descended from Africans, why are there still Africans?

    OK, bored now.
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  12. oldfella1962

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    I for one welcome our (soon to be evolved) mega otter overlords! :hail:
    Anywho I've said this before, but it bears repeating: way back in the day when I was a young NCO I worked with a fellow NCO instructor who actually had this to say about Willie B. (a beloved gorilla in the Atlanta Zoo at the time) as fodder for his belief against evolution - "Willie B. has been at the zoo for over twenty years now, and he ain't evolved yet!" :facepalm:

    Where do you even begin to discuss evolution with an opening statement like that? :lol:
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    Once upon a time, there was an asteroid. It was an extinction level event. The dinosaurs that had no ability to grow feathers ( most of them) died. Insignificant mammals ( all of them) had an opportunity. There were felines ( Carnivora) culminating into the kitties we domesticated. There were bears leading to our little poochies. The bears and panthers are still with us. Then came our Superorder-euarchontglires. Insignificant squirrelly things that did not rate as Dino Bites. One morphed into a rabbit which might have been us, except it emerged at 64 myo. By this time, the T Rexes that could, evolved into the raptors, huge and ravenous. That sent the bunnies down an evolutionary dead end. Their eyes became splay. Their hands became claws to dig holes. They could no longer climb and were reduced to being spread eagle and the perpetual Eye Roll to see what came at them from the skies. Your evolution is more ruled not by " Whatcha eatin'?", but rather What's eating you! Everything!
    We emerged 4 million years later as lemurs, then monkeys, until the Great Apes emerged. The Earth changed and became deforested turning into savannah. Our own evolution depended upon getting away from the chimps that spawned us. Too vicious. Chimps continue to evolve. Bonobos have leg bones that show the first signs of the ability to walk up right. They are all headed for extinction. Because they are very vicious, they are very promiscuous.Their "Y" chromosome has become so degraded that there are only 5 pairs left. The ability to make weaponery might go back as far as the Australopithecus branch. We don't care what we eat.
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    Show him the Bonobos.
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    I've heard some good arguments against macro evolution Flashlight before.

    But those aren't them.

    1) Not even the most ardent evolutionists claim that "ALL" or even "MOST" lesser primates evolved into human beings. In fact, technically lower primates the same as today did not evolve into human beings. The claim of evolution is that human beings and primates have a common ancestor that both evolved from in different ways.

    2) Same as #1.

    3) Most would say it is simply a continuous process over hundreds of millions of years.

    4) Now this is actually a pretty decent point. Various other species of relatively high intelligence (particularly ocean dwelling) would seem to be reasonable candidates for evolution into intelligent creatures such as dolphins and octopus.

    Note, one of the "Life After People" series has suggested that if all humans suddenly disappeared that domestic cats would very quickly evolve and adapt new features to enhance their survival.
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    You know you're a retard when you are the only guy posting serious responses to a blatant flashshite troll thread :dayton:
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  19. The Flashlight

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    Despite all the negs and hysterical insults, not a one of you dumbfucks has attempted to answer any of my questions.

    And we all know why - there are no answers to them. Because evolution as a theory is total and complete bullshit. A fantasy concocted by scientists that has never and will never explain the sudden appearance of human beings on this planet.

    And yet the usual collection of mouth breathing dimwits will continue to espouse unwavering support for this theory. Because "religion evil, atheist good, science is god!" :hurr:
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  20. The Flashlight

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    Answer the questions, if you can. :bailey:
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    The theory of evolution, as it pertains to the existence of human beings on planet earth, isn't "science." It's faith-based cult whose acolytes demand ideological purity, react hysterically to common sense questions, and violently expel heretics.
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    And yet, evolutionary theory does posit that lesser primates, such as the gorilla, morphed into proto-humans thousands or millions of years ago.

    If Willie B. isn't evolving into a human beings, why not? He's living among advanced, intelligent humans, hearing their language, advantages that ancient apes didn't have when whatever happened, happened, to kickstart the evolution.

    In fact, Willie B. shouldn't even exist. Willie's race of apes should have "evolved" into human eons ago. Why is Willie still here?

    Oh yeah, it's because "evolution" never actually happened. Ancient apes never magically transformed into humans. That's why the apes are all still here.
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    That's because we didn't read your retarded blathering.

    :)


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    Your trolling is bad and you should feel bad.

    This is why Wordforge is dying. :(
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    Ah yes, the mythical and fictional "common ancestor." That why every time some animal skeleton gets unearthed in Zimbabwe scientists desperately rush to declare it their fabled "missing link."

    This is where's Shepherd's legendary "lizard people" theory comes into play. The Sleestak are the common ancestor. :dayton:

    It's all fiction. Yet it's presented as scientific "fact," despite the total lack of evidence to support it's claims.
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    Okay, but I'm pissed my last roommate disappeared my pie pan, cuz I could really go for making a peach cobbler right about now :(
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  26. RickDeckard

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    Your lies make Baby Jesus cry.
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    If creationism is real how come there's no dinosaurs in the bible?

    Can't explain that one, can you? Check. Mate. Evolution wins!
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  28. Spaceturkey

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    1-it's more accurate to say that humans evolved from lower primates than lower primates evolved into humans.

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    2-arguably, yes. most higher order primates are not only tool users, it has also been observed that they can exchange knowledge between communities. Next step is establishing that they've discovered "religions" (not ironically, in an era where atheism/agnosticism is exploding among humans-faith for us is obsolete). By the time capuchins are ready to take over, we humans will be long gone to the stars or stardust.

    3-250 000 years of adaptation, many of which are shown to have not worked out or gone their own way.

    4-250 million years of adaptations to suit diverse survival needs of the various precursor species.
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  29. K.

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    I'm just going to quote this because some people are still attempting serious answers here.
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  30. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    If it isn't evolution, then why are there flightless birds? And why do we have tail bones? And why are we 1% of DNA away from being chimpanzees? :shrug: