That bitch fucked FFs shit up. Did she actually rape the boy, or is she living rent free in his head while he melts down? This is why you cannot...
Just a small point, you cannot legally hire a prostitute nor can you have sex with someone under the age of consent.
Happy holidays you filthy animal.
That's how I got hooked on homemade mods for my toys. The nerf guns might be hard to design for but you learn a lot about your abilities and many...
I am reminded today I am more likely to fly with Santa and magical reindeer than to fly on a modern jet. Think about the fact that flying sleigh...
You also say you believe you are a man while we can all see you have no confidence or idea about that.
Most states hold you liable if you don't properly secure your pool with locked gates and screened enclosures. Do they do that for guns? No?...
I discovered a new snack. It is like an empanada only white bread on the outside and different jams with peanut butter on the inside. Stupid nurse...
Give me back my pills. They are way to powerful for an uncle Albert fucker like you
I thought I had the worst Christmas being in the hospital. At least I got a shiny new hip. The shiny new hip is much better than white knighting for...
It takes decades to kill a prisoner and Americans love electing felons.
Not everyone is a loser who sucks the stank off UA. Little Miss projection needs to do better than a virtual mirror if she wants to be an Internet...
Translation: I wish I had options beyond a man who is a shitty welder in nowhere Nebraska because he can't compete with people.
Wow, that is some projection by UA's waifu.
The very first new job posting on HigherEdJobs.com Which, if you ever bothered to look, you'd realize is pretty standard. Do you want me to pull some...
Speaking of a person transing into the screech bag snowflake overlord before our very eyes. No trans person on this board demands as much identity...
He is taking the Panama canal, buying Greenland, protecting women from trans people by getting rid of trans. Shutting down the government for King...
He could be fucking hookers and doing drugs every night and I am not morally opposed. However when you claim to be the moral Bible police and would...
Simone biles could not have done that much acrobatics to suck Joe's dick. I think we need a new award this year. Who made the most effort to suck a...
Is TLS autistic? It might effect his DK score if he is.
Wow, so easily triggered the UA snowflake is .
Elon better be careful around windows. I am not sure how Putzin handles losing his puppet.
It is a strategery move by a fucking moron made to impress his cult of cruel and shitty morons. People like ff, TLS, and UA are impressed and Panama...
Trump wanted to change the narrative from King Elon baby Trump and his failure to have the repug Congress obey him. So he made up an issue to make...
Dear Panama: If orange dips it remembers the canal through the fog in his head just put a sign up near it that says "not the Panama canal" and he...
The memebot is fed by Twitter and bsky shit.
He is not going to replace Jr
Not overly. Parents disagreed with the choice so I got to experience the fun of the baker act. I learned a lot about why crazy does crazy. Being...
Luigi needs a fucking parade and a heroes medal. I fractured my hip. I could not get food or water for over 24 hours. The hospital gave me the run...
Would reboot Richard Pryor be Chris Rock?
That is the supposed lean she has. That is the image she wants to portray while she does the edgelord thing every other major pretend leftie looking...
Aaaaaaand, not surprised. That is probably the 5th or 6th worst things the cops would do to you there.
you forgot to log into your @Uncle Albert account.
Why is @TheLonelySquire watching football? I thought he had to give that shit up because some black guys took a knee? Could it be his desire to watch...
zombie garamet seems to be decaying nicely. This is what necros do.
The spirit of Luigi needs to visit their CEO for encouraging orange dipshit.
So close yet so far
the only weasley spin here is you , sweetheart.. .trying to turn defund into "abolish". try a better lie, m'kay? it was the NY Post that labels her...
Oh I am sorry, in that case have someone kick you for me .
I hear holding your breath helps. You should try your best.
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