Somewhere, Jhonen Vasquez is laughing his ass off.
Yeeeaah....they're girls. Get used to it, the uterus's primary function is to complicate your (as the nearest male) shit up. It's only going to get...
I would take you up on that, but judging from how long it's taken you to lose your sacred virtue, I can only assume you are grossly sexually...
:unsure: *worries now about being all sexually dysfunctioned* :unsure: *scurries out of thread*
Firstly, I'm wondering if this applies to women as well as men. Unless I missed something, the study never seemed to mention wimmins and their...
Didja see the same 60 minutes story I did? Blaming Mr. Rogers for fuckwit kids is going TOO FAR!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
I'm a DP-ing kind of rep-whore...but it'll cost you extra.
My av Bitch-Slaps all the rep-whores!
I was thinking more Roman Polanski.
And that will be the closet Ted ever gets to a breast, baring the use of rohypnol.
Yes, indeed. Justice and The Law are not the same thing.
Spending Thanksgiving alone this year. No turkey. All I've eaten today are granola bars, feta cheese and half a pepperoni stick. And I keep...
The Areas of my Expertise- John Hodgeman. Because I tire of trying to have political debates with people who still don't have any idea who the nine...
....the cities burn? :unsure:
False! No cold-snot-onna-shell for me! The person below me once rescued an animal.
[IMG] "No Brannon, we won't stop until you've watched Threshold, Sub-Rosa, A Night in Sickbay, TATV, and every other piece of crap you helped bring...
He keeps using that word....I do not think it means what he thinks it means.
So THAT'S whose been stealing all my orgasms! Fuggin' bee-yotch!!! :mad:
Siiiiggghh.. I may regret this, and probably wouldn't be posting it if it weren't already on the web, and may take it down at any moment, but here...
Cause girls love the 'Serial Killer/Crack Den/Found On The Curb Outside The Incontinent Dog Clinic In The Rain' chic look. Yes, because God forbid...
Happy birthday, you evil, perverted sonuvabitch! :bergman: :party: :tits:
Lady Deadlock Disagrees!
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:( I thought I was supposed to be Diacanu II. Or am I Diacanu-With-Boobs?
I estimate that 50% of the people responding will answer 69. And since this is a geek board, the other 50% will answer 42. End of thread, everyones...
WTF FLOW?!?!?! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Moulin Rouge!!! (would that be original or existing music though?) :unsure:
Sure, there's some real estate available over thataways, all we have to do is knock down the old Ted Wolf Rape Crisis Center building.
I'm 82nd. Not too shabby for under 1,000 posts. If I had showed my boobs in Ye Olde Bosum Thread, I'm sure I would be right up there on the first...
That's the point, Mewa. At last you understand. You may have a :mewa:
Ladder.
Yeah, I might actually care...EXCEPT THAT I'M ON FIRE!!
No it's not. It's the difference between helping someone up who's fallen down in the street, or picking them up and carrying them everywhere. You...
See, Ted, stuff like this is exactly why some people around here think you are a creepy fuck. So no more whining about being a 'second-class poster'...
OH MY GOD, I CAN'T FEEL MY DICK EITHER!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!! DICKS ARE DISAPPEARING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY!!! DINGOS ATE MY DICK!!!!...
Are girls generally that unreceptive to anal sex? Seriously, like every girl I know has had anal sex. Willingly. Repeatedly. Gosh, maybe I'm...
I'm not positive, but I think, I think, the thread was about licking her ass. Just a guess. :shrug: :diacanu:
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