Are there any coffee drinkers around here?

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  1. TECotGB

    TECotGB Fresh Meat

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    As a (the only) missionary for The Elevated Church of the Good Bean I'm always looking for like-minded folks with whom to have fellowship. Praise jitters!

    From TECotGB's position paper:

    "Whether you acquire your coffee as whole beans, pre-ground, or already brewed the important thing is having Nectar of the Good Bean.

    Likewise whether you prefer your coffee unadulterated, with a splash of creamer, flavored, or as a minor ingredient in a mixed beverage the important thing is having Nectar of the Good Bean.

    It matters not if you percolate, pod, press, or purchase your Nectar of the Good Bean as a finished product. It is all sacred and should be praised.
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  2. Tererunererun

    Tererunererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Coffee is essential for life, but bad coffee exists. Bad enough to make you want tea. See: England.
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  3. TECotGB

    TECotGB Fresh Meat

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    I don't have any enmity toward tea but in my opinion it'll always be inferior to coffee.
    Even an unimaginably horrendous cuppa wouldn't change that for me since I'd know it was a fluke, a one-off, the exception that proves the rule.

    Nothing against tea or tea drinkers but coffee ftw!
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  4. Donald Trump Raped Kids

    Donald Trump Raped Kids He also sucked Bill Clinton's dick, lmao

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    I dabble in the bean juice.
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  5. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    my local

    they do all the roasting on site which gives the block a nice scent for the day.

    The baristas are generally Japanese women on work permits who want to get English language experience.

    They open at 7am, so I set my alarm for 6:45

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  6. TheLonelySquire

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    Never tried it, actually. It smells fantastic, though.
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  7. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    Hail Caffeina! Goddess of the morning.

    I'm usually pick up a Peruvian blend, but when they have the Yirgacheffe on... chef's kiss
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