Attention, Sokar

Seems you have trouble believing me when I say I come from Western North Carolina.

So...

Some questions:

What town there is occasionally called "Hooterville" by its residents? (If you live south of EP, you should certainly get that one...that's an easy one).

What's the biggest football game of the year in Haywood County? (I'd be tempted to let you slide on this one, but it's reknowned through the region but rather less known to non-natives.)

What's the biggest house in Asheville and what connection does it have with milk?

So let's see who's really from that area, eh? You're a daisy if you do.

Dude....

Come on....

Seriously.

You're no daisy.

No wonder Kirk likes you.

Hey, people wanted us to take it outside, I did.

No you didn't. You simply moved from the living room to the kitchen.

Try PM-ing next time.

CD:

The Book of Wordforge, Chapter 2, Verse 1:

"If the thread offend thee, stay the fuck out."

I agree 100%.

I wasn't aware that Uncle Albert changed his user name.

Hey its the President of my fan club. fuckerofthenet, I'm truly flattered that you choose to mention me in the numerous threads you choose to visit. One problem, your membership check bounced.

Titsburgh

Circus Joe, the strongest man at the county fair, versus the champion of the Pop Warner league playoffs. This year the odds are 8:3 in favor of Circus Joe.

Circus Joe's House of Pain. It's made entirely out of milk cartons and the windows are made of milk bottles.

I may not be a daisy, but I am your huckleberry.

Is that type of bestiality legal in your part of the country dog breath?

CD:That's verse 2. From the Gospel according to Albert.


And now the answers:

1. Hendersonville
2. Tuscola vs. Pisgah - best high school football there is, if only because of the ferocity.
3. Biltmore Estate. A sideline was dairy cow breeding, which led to the now-gone-but-not-forgotten Biltmore Dairy, which supplied some truly kickass ice cream.

And no, some black churches have been vandalized but overall race relations in the area are rather better than some other places. The fact that Darcel Grimes has been tolerated for so long on Channel 13 is proof of that.

By and large the Civil War missed the area, though there was a skirmish in Waynesville that is famous for being amongst the very last fights of the war.

But since, as Sokar says, I'm not from around that area, don't ask me how I know all this.

I knew numbers 1 and 3.

They served Biltmore ice cream during lunch at school in the litte cups with the wooden, non-concaved spoons.

Hey now...Best high school football in the great state of North Carolina (unless my memory fails) was Greenville when I was growing up. I went to Ashbrook, and we had the second best football team, 'cause they kept beating us.

But was there ferocity?

Prayers for the favored teams in the churches the previous Sunday?

Did Mayberry and Mount Pilate have a good rivalry?

Sokar: Are you good at guitar?

They do that here, and the motto is, "We may not win the game, but we will win the fight after the game."

Talk about oxymoron.

I was Mitchell High School's football announcer for 6 seasons.

It took you 6 years to graduate High School ?

Say what you want, but in the South, football is the primary religion.

And yet you're not at church tonight...

Then I was and am still a Heretic

I drove past the Outdoor Church With The Lights On in Camden, Delaware tonight, but being the apostate I am, I went into another church to sit in on a seminar tonight.

Yes Ramen, a CR game...

I learned that from watching Remember the Titans.

Fez on living in Hooterville.