Attorney General nominee Matt Gaetz Under Investigation for Alleged Underage Sex

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  1. Tuckerfan

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  2. Crosis36

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    So you're saying poor Matt Gaetz is the victim here?
    I'm shocked.
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  3. Uncle Albert

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    You sure do like to blame others for your own speculation.
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    Oh, am I wrong?
    Here's a cup of bleach. Drink it down. Get specific.
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    Get fucked, lying shitbag.
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  8. Ten Lubak

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    Single men paying women for sex is fine

    However when you’re Matt Gaetz who fancies himself as an alpha male, stud type that can get any woman he wants, it’s fucking pathetic
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  9. Ancalagon

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    Even more when you pressure your gf to try and get you freebies:

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  10. Crosis36

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    Holy shit, this guy is even more pathetic than I originally thought.

    Yep. All that evidence like what Anc just posted.
    But, you're not defending him of course.
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    Speaking of a person transing into the screech bag snowflake overlord before our very eyes.

    No trans person on this board demands as much identity confirmation than wanna man UA. He is an island. He really is despite being born a boot licker who conformed every chance he got. Respect his identity or he screeches louder than he accuses anyone else of
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    UA would only be upset if the minors Gaetz raped used the money he gave them to buy puberty blockers afterwards. :bergman:
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    Asking a question is not a defense, you tiresome little man.
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  16. Uncle Albert

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    You sure you want to be commenting on this subject at all? :brood:
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    I like Mason better this way.
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  19. Steal Your Face

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    Hey, where's the evidence that Matt Gaetz raped a 17 year old? Is it in the same evidence place that contains evidence that Trump raped E. Jean Caroll?
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    Federal Groomer, everyone!
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  21. Steal Your Face

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    Where's the evidence that Matt Gaetz raped a 17 year old?
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    It's in the report from House Republicans.
    I could read it, but I just ate. In lieu of that, I'll trust the general findings of the committee.
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  23. Steal Your Face

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    Surely you could show this evidence.
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    I could, but I'd have to read that report. And I dont need to. His own party corroborated it. I'm not going to subject myself to the seedy details of his sexual proclivities.
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  25. Steal Your Face

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    In other words, you have nothing. #believeallwomen( except when there's a credible accusation against a Democrat)
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  26. Crosis36

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    What the fuck are you taking about?
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  27. Crosis36

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    Let me introduce you to concepts like "rhetorical questions" and "reading questions".
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    This was a conclusion reached by Gaetz's own Republican colleagues in Congress, you fuckin' groomer. :brood:
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  29. The Original Faceman

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    Why is federal fuckhead defending Matt Gaetz?
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  30. Crosis36

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    Something something "nothing wrong with just looking, right guys?" something something.
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