No straight man would even have that mustache. It's like some gay-pornstache. Gayest gay since gay came to gaytown.
He's the Bandit. Not the Ass Bandit. Speak ill of him again, and I'll park a Trans Am on your head and do a burnout.
Annnnnnnnnnnnd you know this because.....................? Come on you can tell me. I'm already one of the girls.
But he was married to Lonnie Anderson and left her for a waitress in Tampa. What more proof do you need?
Man, I need to make a time machine so I can live in the '70s. Sure chicks had great big bushs and that shitty blue eyeshadow in those days. But they also fucked anything that moved. And somehow that picture, which is gayer than RuPaul and George Michael doing a duet of YMCA on karaoke at a leather bar in San Francisco during fleet week, was sexy to women, apparently. So does anyone know how tall Reynolds is? If that drawing is accurate, either he has a freakishly large head or he is a little, tiny guy with a normal-sized head.