Charlie Kirk Shot

at my age i will mix damn well anthing i want to all you can do is squeal

i think that's a simple misidentification, not a mixed metaphor.
but we're used to Feddy being our own little Ralph Wiggum.

The sheer volume of things Trump has said and did that back in the day would have disqualified a candidate for President are HUGE. I remember when Gary Hart's poll numbers dropped just for "allegations" of an affair or when Howard Dean dropped because of a simple shout at a campaign rally. W almost lost in 2000 because of a last minute "revelation" of a decade old DUI. Fast forward to Trump mocking McCain for being captured, his remarks against a gold star family who spoke at the Democratic National Convention, and his just pure ugliness at rallies. I'd try and watch some of his speeches but couldn't take more than a few minutes before asking "Really? THIS is the guy you want to nominate?" I don't get it.

Of all the words put together in a sentence in the English language, that's 14 of them

Wow.

When it comes to MAGA pastors saying 14 words, those 14 are definitely among the better options ...

Ya gotta wonder why Nazis find Kirk so appealing.



https://bsky.app/profile/frontrangeantifa.bsky.social/post/3m3qnafhtfc2k

Every accusation from these guys is a confession.

Holy shit, why are these always the pastiest, wimpiest little shits imaginagle?
Actually, scratch that, I know why.

They're the master race, dontcha know.

I hate that Charlie Kirk's thing is called Turning Point USA...

Because, in my area, Turning Point, Inc. is an anti-domestic abuse non-profit. They run shelters, they provide counseling. They work with schools to teach about abuse and, when I was in school at least, did some sex education stuff too. Between them and Planned Parenthood, I actually got halfway decent sex education. They also have a thrift store so when I need cheap shit I can fund them instead of Salvation Army.

I've spent the past 25+ years thinking Turning Point was a good thing. Then Charlie Kirk came along and ruined that...

I have to imagine they've had discussions about whether to change their name, now that it's primarily associated with a bunch of misogynist clowns.

Probably, although they haven't yet.

Still, they were around before Kirk was even born, why should they have to change when he's the one who sucked? Although that would involve spending money on a lawsuit that could otherwise be spent on helping people who've been abused, so it's probably better if they don't.

They could try litigation and force Turning Point USA to change their name. That's what the World Wildlife Fund did to the World Wrestling Federation over the use of WWF.

They could, but like I touched on, it might not be worth doing.

Turning Point, Inc. is a county-level domestic violence thing. They don't have enough funding, they never have enough funding. They could sue Turning Point USA, or they could open another shelter. If having the same name causes problems, changing it would probably be more practical. Picking a fight with Turning Point USA would probably cause more problems than it solves.

Global charities can go to war with other organizations that piss them off (although their donors would probably prefer if they didn't). County-level charities, not so much. While giving Turning Point USA a bloody nose would make a lot of people happy, Turning Point, Inc. has more important things to do.

it yur a guy and you got no dick you gotta do the nazi schtick.

https://theintercept.com/2025/10/23/charlie-kirk-meme-arrest-tennessee-larry-bushart/

Oh, look, the charges have been dropped. Imagine that.

I mean… look… uh…



Would.

(The one on the left to be clear. I may be bisexual but I have standards and am not FF.)

Her pants are...leather.

I bet shell casings found at the scene of Usha Vance's murder will have "I'm an Antifa terrorist and not a hitman hired by JD Vance and Erica Kirk, true story" inscribed on them.

I noticed you didn't make such a clarification when you said "would" to the picture of Kash Patel and his girlfriend...

Holy shit those pants are painted on her.
Yeah, they are definitely fucking.

... After he spent a month in jail.

Further demonstration that a corrupt executive branch, at whatever level, does not actually need to have legal standing in order to use its power to seriously fuck up somebody's life.[/quote]

You know, thinking about that woman some more:
This is a woman who, just over a month ago, watched her husband get shot in the neck and die in front of her. Blood spurting from him like a busted sprinkler head.
And now here she is, dolled to the nines and wearing "come fuck me" pants, just so fucking happy while embracing JD Vance as he rests his hand on her waist.
I feel like even Melania Trump would have a smidge more decency than to go chasing after a married man six weeks after Yam Tits kicks it. And we all know she ain't with him out of love.
Couple that with the Usha Vance divorce rumors that have been swirling, and, well...just more proof that Kirk (both Kirks) are as phoney as $3 bills. She's just looking to hitch her wagon to the next gravy train.
Edit:
Also, if I was hugging a woman the way Vance is hugging Erika, with her hand in his hair, my wife would straight-up divorce me.

JD Vance and Erika Kirk had Charlie assassinated so they could get together.