Civil war: Whose side are you on?

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  1. Steal Your Face

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    Taking down the monarchy and a movement that spreads globally to the point that France starts cutting off the heads of monarchy isn’t revolutionary? Weird, weird.
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  2. Steal Your Face

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    Australia begs to differ.
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  3. Bailey

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    It also started a proud American tradition of people taking up arms against the government to defend their right to be shitty to non-white people. :bergman:
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    Australia has a conscience. After a mass murder of innocents in Port Arthur, they heavily regulated guns and they've never had another such incident to that degree since the 1990s.

    We have one multiple times a day and in vastly larger numbers.
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  5. Steal Your Face

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    For the class, is driving a car a privilege or a right?
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  6. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Administrator

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    Oh, I know this one! By your definitions it is 100% a privilege and it would be incorrect to ever refer to it as a right.
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  7. Steal Your Face

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    You’re race card has been declined.
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    "You are race card has been declined."

    Someone's hittin' the sauce, I think.
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  9. Steal Your Face

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    It’s not my definition, it’s the founder’s definition. That being said, if the states (We the People) decide it is, then the citizens of those states have spoken. It’s almost as if you ( a foreigner) don’t understand states’ rights.
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  10. Steal Your Face

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    Today is my Friday, so yes, but I also blame autocorrect. Fuck me, I guess.
    Oh and learn to read. I did say you’re, not you are.
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  11. Crosis36

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    Owning people used to be a right.
    I'm curious, are Blacks still only 3/5 of a person?
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    Technically, the three-fifths compromise didn't meant that Black people were considered three fifths of a person.

    It meant that they were considered zero fifths of a person, but could nonetheless be used to artificially amplify their enslavers' votes.
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    Show me where they mentioned a right to drive a car. :bergman:
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    Is Autocorrect a new flavor from Boone's Farm?

    You used a contraction. "You're" = "You are."
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    Blacks were never considered 3/4 ‘s people. It was the north that wanted that, but the party of the Klan (Democrats) wanted a different solution. Maybe even a final solution .
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    No.
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    Baby you can drive my car.
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  20. Nova

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    MANY would split up and not in geographically practical ways. The idea of "these states v. those states" is wildly out of date and a new civil war would look more like, say, Syria.

    Downstate IL isn't going to pick the side of Chicago. Atlanta ain't going to just ride along with MTG. Texas will be a clusterfuck with 4 or 5 major cities that won't be led into fighting for the wrong side because Abbott decrees it. There are some states that break more cleanly - NOVA shaved off from rural Virginia (possibly extending down to Norfolk) and interior Washington and Oregon divorcing themselves from the coastal areas.

    Though in every case where one quits and the other begins would be a flashpoint for bloodshed. Whatever god comes from it, if any, will be on the other side of bloodshed that will make the 1860's look like paradise.
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    In the incredibly unlikely scenario in which states just said "each of us will decide what to do next" (which would likely still result in a lot of violence) you could imagine a very reasonable scenario in which NY/NJ and all the states to their northeast (though a lot of NH would be super pissed) would be naturals to become part of Canada but I'd guess Canada would be really reluctant to add more new Canadians than the number of Canadians they already had. More probable would be a technically separate coalition that was as fully integrated with Canada (and a West Coast alliance along the pacific) in an arrangement something like the EU.

    Of course, if the U.S. balkanizes the right wingers n Alberta and their neighbors would want to break up Canada so they could throw in with the reactionaries to their south.

    "Then center cannot hold"
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    If all I knew about the democrat party was that in their past four presidential primaries (2016, 2020, twice in 2024) they lied cheated and stole to install an establishment candidate even when that candidate was a war criminal, or non compos mentis, or wholly unqualified and unpopular, that would be enough to convince me they didn't deserve the "-ic".

    That's not new though.
    I haven't unthinkingly added the "-ic" when referring to them for many years; more than a decade or two.

    The democrats are no more 'democratic' than they are 'left-wing'.
    That's just marketing and propaganda.
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  23. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    well, I dunno about that. I thought it was about stiffing Britain for the bill on the Seven Years war and ignore the treaty guaranteed sovereignty of First Nations west of the Appalachians?
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  24. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    that's a weird one, as you had freedom of movement with an ox cart, but obviously didn't need to license it.

    with cars it took a few years until they were proven capable of causing massive damage (compared to an ox cart) before it became logical to add skills certification and operating insurance requirements because the POTENTIAL for harm was too great to ignore.
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    Isn't that the same thing? They wanted to collect taxes to pay that bill.

    (In fact as I recollect they backed down on actually imposing taxes and merely wanted to establish their right to do so, but by then it was too late. And of course the whole thing ended up costing them way more in the end.)
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  26. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    yup.
    England spent a shit load of money fighting a war that George Washington of all people blundered them into by pushing the boundaries of manifest lebensraum into treaty lands. They did back down on most of them, but the deadbeat colonists took up arms rather than taking responsibility.
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    you seem to have mental problems if you think the Democrats are trying to destroy freedom in this country. you have a CONVICTED CRIMINAL in the WH who is rapidly deploying his Marshal Law enforcers on American streets your blindness of what is happening to this country is monumental. the CONVICTED CRIMINAL is even hinting at declaring Marshal law and people like you SUPPORT it. you will go down in history just like all of the other tyrant supporters who must ENFORCE their will by intimidation and violence and TROOPS on the streets. the RIGHTs violence far exceeds anything done by the left why do you think the CONVICTED CRIMINALS 'justice' departmant suppress all of the information confirming the RIGHT commits the most violence and is the biggest danger to this country. CRAWL BACK UNDER YOUR ROCK. i do not know how old you are but you have certainly not attained the age of wisdom. the CONVICTED CRIMINAL is rapidly turning this country into a shithole
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    The party of the Klan.
    LOL.
    Anyway, great way to purposely avoid the point, that point being that for some reason, the only enumerated right in the Constitution that is sacrosanct to people like you is the one that allows you unfettered access to weaponry.
    Any other amendment, including things like who is a citizen and who is allowed to vote, that's all up to interpretation.
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    FF- I'll just wait 7 months, and they'll forget!! :polarslam2:

    Nope. :diacanu: :finger:
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    As the delegate from the great state of Nevada. I will be in the brothels.
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