Foreign Asset Destroys Half the White House

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  1. Donald Trump Raped Kids

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    Is this fucking real? Half the White House is gone, if not more. How is this not being reported on more?
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    There's quite a bit of reporting, but the reporting is eerily calm and engaging sanewashing. It's not being treated like a highly illegal act. The larger papers are treating it like some kind of oddity or aberration: "I wonder what the president will choose to do next?" and all of that bullshit. They're normalizing it just like they'll normalize him running in 2028.
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  4. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Uh huh....

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    I have no attachment to the White House so it doesn’t really offend me, and things do need to be updated, but I do think that it sucks that someone with the goddawful aesthetic tendencies that Donald Trump has is in charge of rebuilding such a historically significant building
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    Not technically half, no.

    Around a third? There's the central old building, and a West Wing and, formerly, an East Wing but I'd guess either wing didn't have the square footage of the original building. But given there are three main components and one of them was destroyed, saying "a third" is fair.
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    And the Jeffrey Epstein Ballroom will be a third larger than the White House.
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    @matthunter can you convince King Chuck he needs to just burn down the White House again?

    That's the only remodel I'll accept :bergman:
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    This whole ballroom thing is stupid. Why can't Trump just store his balls in his underwear like everyone else does?
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  12. Donald Trump Raped Kids

    Donald Trump Raped Kids He also sucked Bill Clinton's dick, lmao

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    Or he finally found George Washington's treasure and is digging it up.
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    While I don't know for sure, back in the 40s, I don't think the Nazis expected to fail. "Everything goes to shit and we flee to Argentina" was probably somewhere between "backup plan for the back up plan" and "last resort, hopefully it won't come to this."

    With MAGA, it seems like "everything goes to shit, we GTFO" is Plan Fucking A. That worries me. Like I've said before, I don't think Nazis are MAGA because they believe in MAGA, I think the Nazis are using MAGA and Trump to purposefully fuck shit up hoping they can step in eventually and "fix" things. Once everything goes to shit and they GTFO, there will probably be a new conservative group that rises up, probably more libertarian-leaning, that claims they never liked Trump in the first place. It'll seem like they have good ideas, and a good plan to fix everything MAGA fucked up. Then, people will start looking into the leaders of this group, and find they're all members of the National Socialist Movement and other Nazi groups.

    Even if that doesn't happen, and the democrats or someone else steps up to actually try to fix things, it's going to require emergency actions, and all the dipshits are going to be all "this kind of thing is how Trump got us in this mess in the first place! We insist that you fix things with your hands firmly tied behind your back!"

    We're fucked no matter what happens, I just hope we can aim for "less fucked" instead of "more fucked."
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    I think Plan A is to hide in the fortified bunker while ICE defeats the resistance, Plan B is winning the second civil war with the help of allies like Russia, Qatar, and Argentina, and Plan C is fleeing to those allied nations to set up a government in exile. :chris:
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    Where's FF? Haven't seen him defend this, or shit-plane.
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  19. Donald Trump Raped Kids

    Donald Trump Raped Kids He also sucked Bill Clinton's dick, lmao

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    He tucked his tail between his legs and is reviewing halloween movies in Media Central.
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    Nothing says alpha male like having your own ball room.
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    You know how they have those fancy underwears with the little pocket you can put your balls in so they don't stick to your thigh? I think we should name those the Trump ballroom.
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  27. Donald Trump Raped Kids

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    The Donald Trump Pisstape is Stored in the Balls Room.
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    Instead of the "Trump Ballroom," it should be named the "Trump Testicle Warehouse."
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    Aaaand, there's the Caligula rooms.
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