Hell yeah! About time we had a feel good story from Alabama!

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  1. Ancalagon

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    Nude man nabbed by police after ‘cannonball’ plunge into giant aquarium at Bass Pro Shop in Alabama

    LEEDS, Alabama (AP) — A man crashed his car outside a Bass Pro Shop in Alabama, stripped down to his birthday suit and plunged into the giant aquarium inside the store, police said.

    The ordeal happened Thursday night in front of shocked shoppers in the town just outside Birmingham, Leeds Police Chief Paul Irwin said.

    The 42-year-old Alabama man did a “cannonball” leap into the aquarium and then stood under a waterfall. He left the water to yell at two officers, then dove back into the aquarium, police said.

    https://apnews.com/article/bass-pro...man-arrested-1e3cd9caf8a5eea6e1c4718498c914b3


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    Maybe a divorced guy who is fucking over the wife by destroying the car and going to jail so he doesn't have to pay child support.
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    Doesn't feel like it's been 33 years. :(

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    This is where my mind went…
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    I realize what he should’ve done, instead of swimming in his birthday suit. He should’ve gotten a white robe and shorts, and then claimed he was “attempting the hell to communicate.”:ramen::ramen::ramen:
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