Hey, Folks! Billy's Shitfaced Drunk Again!

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    Here's him trying to correct his fuckup and failing.

    Get your jabs in now, before he blacks out.
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  2. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Damn that was some hard water :chris:
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  3. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    "again" implies it ever stopped.
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  4. Crosis36

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    Drunk posting at 1:30 AM. Sounds like a fine, upstanding citizen.
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  5. tafkats

    tafkats vagina filled dick balloon Moderator

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    A lawsuit for defaming an anonymous screen name on a messageboard would certainly be a new chapter in the annals of legal stupidity.
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  6. Crosis36

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    I mean, even if he could get it off the ground, I'd have to actually be making shit up to be defaming him.
    He can wriggle around on a message board, but in a deposition it's be hard to deny he said there's no harm in looking at underage girls when it's right there in black and white.
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  7. Raoul the Red Shirt

    Raoul the Red Shirt Professional bullseye

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    If he did sue you and he got past the preliminary hurdles, he'd have to show damage to his reputation to win anything. Which I don't think he can do, because
    a) presumably no one outside of WF has seen these comments
    b) his reputation here on WF is what it is.

    I would love to see him defend the plethora of crazy statements/actions he has done over the years and then try to argue that his reputation took an undeserved hit from only this specific allegation.
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  8. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Mods please change my name to Fir Defamsation.
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  9. matthunter

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    Especially since, in bringing the suit, FF would have to officially link his online account to a public ID. Which would then be accessible via court records.

    That's assuming Crosis doesn't use a VPN and FFs lawyers could easily prove the links in Crosis' sig match IP records, but let's be charitable and say Crosis freely admits he said FF/Billy/SYF/Cuntwaffle was a pedo... he's still got to put his posting history into public record.
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  10. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I'll just countersue and use discovery to learn the true identity of Baba once and for all.
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  11. DEI Hire

    DEI Hire Illegal by Executive Order

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    @Crosis36 should pay a BIG price for this!
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  12. Coloratura

    Coloratura 3% Fruit Juice

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    He should sue everyone for defecation of character.
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  13. matthunter

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    Mods, please change FF's username to "A Boy Named Sue".
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  14. DEI Hire

    DEI Hire Illegal by Executive Order

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    Maybe fir defamsation was the friends we made along the way.
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  15. matthunter

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    He was great in that Scandinavian noir murder mystery.
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  16. Coloratura

    Coloratura 3% Fruit Juice

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    Isn't Fir Defamsation the Prime Minister of the Netherlands? Can't be any worse than Dick Schoof.
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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    He’s got Affadavids!
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  18. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    maybe this'll have some tips?

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  19. Tuckerfan

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    Y’all are gonna be sorry! He’s hired the crack legal firm of Covfefe & Covfefe.
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  20. Bickendan

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    If it is, it should be Fir Defaamsation. And he should bring the trimmings and condiments, because I hear Dutch Prime Minister is on the menu.
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  21. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    I'm a simple man. Hamberders will be good enough for me.
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  22. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    I for one can't imagine discovery being a fun time for the board :garamet:
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  23. Coloratura

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    We zitten in de problemen!
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  24. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    I’m not saying it is the most likely interpretation.

    But have we considered if Drunk Billy with his threat of Defamsation was not in fact threatening legal action but instead to launch someone out a window?
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  25. Steal Your Face

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  26. Steal Your Face

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    That’s not what I said, liar.
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  27. Steal Your Face

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    Let’s say I trust your judgment as a lawyer. Can you say that the quote in question proves that (A) I’m a pedophille and / or I said that it’s okay to ogle 12 year old girls in a deposition?
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    Coloratura 3% Fruit Juice

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    The text is there for all to see, and has been recapped repeatedly. No matter how many times you say liar, it's still there.
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  29. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Dead

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    Okay lawyers of Wordforge, be real and don’t be trolls. Tell the truth, I’ve hired you as my lawyer, tell me what you actually think.
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  30. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Dead

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    The text doesn’t say what you think it says, but do continue to defend an actual convicted pedophille.
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