I’m Not Saying Trump Has Fucked Us

But it sure ain’t looking good.

I am sure this will be the case more and more.

Apocalypse confirmed.

So, because WH has to-go only late at night, this is somehow....what?

You fuckers are deranged.

You've never heard of the Waffle House Index?

In short, if Waffle House is closed, the fecal matter has encountered the rotating air redistribution system.

America is in deep, deep trouble.

In fairness to TLS, it looks like Waffle House being closed or only offering To-Go service is not NEW - Reddit posts going back 9 months complaining about this (and reasons why it's happening):

https://www.reddit.com/r/wafflehouse/comments/1ee1ir3/to_go_only/

There's still a disconnect here. What does handling late nite orders as "to-go", have to do with the other 17 1/2 hours?

Canary in a coal mine.

Nah. It's security related, obviously.

The fact that the OP even posted this shows just how bad Leftforge is reaching.

Reaching?
Trump just stated, in a televised interview, that he "doesn't know" if he's obligated to defend the constitution.
Tell me honestly that if Biden or Obama had said that, you wouldn't be (rightly) calling for their impeachment.
The point of this post is that, from big to small, everything Trump is doing has had a negative effect on us.
I'm not kidding. Can you name one thing, just one, that has been an inarguable positive since Trump took office? Just one?

Sure. The border is far more secure than it previously was and crossings have been virtually halted. Now, let's see the spin.

"No-one wants to visit us because we've turned into a shithole nation" isn't spin so much as an unpalatable truth.

Oh, now they're visitors? Who knew?

Shouldn't you be focusing on improving your own country at this point?

Sure.

I'll just have an omelette to get my strength up.

With everything else going on… who the fuck cares about the god damn border?!?

I'd go for the full English.

Just when you couldn't appear any dumber....

Yea. I’m stupid. But can you answer my question?

No, as it's obviously not worth responding to.

So, you can’t say why “the border” is so important. You’re just talking out of your ass. That’s what I thought.

That's beside the point.

I'm not from the south, I've never r even been to a Waffle House and even I know that when they do something like this, it means shit's seriously fucked up.

Nah, that's just silly.

Abbott Laboratories in North Chicago, IL has this tower at the entrance. At the top of the tower is Abbott’s “a” logo. The a is probably 30 or 40 feet high (I’m not great with gauging heights or distances).

it’s a big joke in the area that Abbott Labs will “close” when the snow reaches the a. Abbott Laboratories is/was a medical device/pharmaceutical company. Their product absolutely needs to be produced on a regular basis or people with terminal illnesses and/or injuries need the product or they die. People need to be at work producing these products.

One day, on my birthday as it happened, years ago 2011, I think. Abbott Labs did shut down. The snow did not reach the a, but Abbott had no choice as the county had shut down all the highways.

The owner of the meme in the OP is probably on to something. Things happen outside of a businesses influence that absolutely effects the business. If Waffle House is cutting/limiting their ability to produce and sell their product due to external influences, Everybody is going to be effected.

Effected, huh? Jesus...

TLS is affecting airs of intellectualism because he happens to know the difference between effected/affected. It's not having much effect on my opinion of his intellect.

Under Trump's DoE, you'll be lucky if kids learn the difference between 0 and "so many", since Trump uses the latter to refer to how many folk are telling him something.

Hmm...now I'm confused!

Now?

You're on fire today!