I had a dream that I ran over the highway to heaven guy...

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  1. DeadXenoBitch

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    You know on the intro he's walking down the road??

    Well I had a dream that I was driving a big SUV down that road really fast, looked at my mobile phone and ran him over when I did.
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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Having WTF-watched several episodes back in the day, I regret to inform you he was indestructible.
    Either God would have deflected your vehicle, or if you made contact, he just would have gotten up and dusted himself off like Data after a fall.
    Sorry. :shrug:
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    Now The Littlest Hobo, on the other hand?

    Not indestructible.

    However, you hit that dog, and I'll make you wish YOU were.
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  4. DeadXenoBitch

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    If I did that I'd wake up crying instead of laughing.

    Not joking, I have a serious soft spot for Dogs.
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    That's fair
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    If this was my dream, the moment I ran the guy over, AC/DC's Highway to Hell would would have started playing on the SUV's radio, because my dream state mind thinks it's funny.
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    Afterwards that Mr Edwards fella (I forget what he was called in HTH) came out of no where ran up to his body grabbed it and screamed "Johnny!!!!"
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  8. Diacanu

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    If God took away his indestructibility, he must have done something bad.
    Bought beer for minors.
    Thrown a dog's tennis ball into interstate traffic.
    Left a dirty magazine in a dentist's waiting room.
    Any one of those would've done it.
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