I'm Fat and Out of Shape.

And I still get complimented on the street!

Woooo, shake that thang baby

Die fatty.

Are you trying to say "the fatty" in German?

If so, well done.

Thank you. I try.

Do you have mantitties?

Must you mention tits in every post?

Whats the matter with tits? Dont you like them?

Are you actually fat or are you just gay fat?

I'm solid. I'm not a landmass.. I imagine I'm pretty average size for a poster on here.

Under this rule:

You are banned for 7 days.

The average poster is about 24" by 36". I have some nice ones up on my wall.

Now maybe, not when we had Shakes and Meka and Mrs A.

I used to, then I painted the walls and didn't want to cover the hieroglyphics.

Mein Gotten, if I have to compare myself to Shakes and Mrs. A then I'll start needing counseling.

Every size has admirers.

I'm a fatass in a wheelchair on oxygen for God's sake and I still get hit on.

A woman I didn't even know kissed me full on the mouth at a Christmas party last year and it's a good thing I was already seated.

I imagine some is pity flirting, but I doubt that kiss was..lol.

Pics?

Gay guys don't have to worry about being fat or ugly.

They don't actually look at each other.

Here ya go!!

Lots of room!!

What? And deprive your subway hotties?

Perish the thought.

Umm, that's my gift to you.

As big as I am, I ain't that big yet.

Besides, I'm covered.

Go buy Tasvir an arm or something.

I've given Tasvir many referrals...if ya know what I mean?!