Mitch Goes Down!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Tuckerfan, Mar 9, 2023.

  1. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    106,955
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +226,230
    Mitch McConnell hospitalized after a fall.
    [​IMG]
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • popcorn popcorn x 2
  2. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

    Joined:
    May 7, 2010
    Messages:
    26,825
    Ratings:
    +35,029
    MarioPopcorn.gif
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  3. Nyx

    Nyx Guest

    Ratings:
    +0
    That is awesome.
    • Winner Winner x 1
  4. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

    Joined:
    May 17, 2005
    Messages:
    42,835
    Location:
    San Diego
    Ratings:
    +57,809
    Oh noes!

    Anyway....
    • Funny Funny x 5
    • Agree Agree x 1
  5. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Dead

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2013
    Messages:
    54,122
    Ratings:
    +36,671
    It’s funny how these congressional leaders keep “falling down.” I remember this happening to Harry Reid.
    • TL;DR TL;DR x 1
    • Facepalm Facepalm x 1
  6. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2004
    Messages:
    30,094
    Location:
    Bottom of the bearstack, top of the world
    Ratings:
    +59,266
    It's called old age.

    I mean, they could be blind drunk, but then you've got no room to cast aspersions there, ditch boy.
    • Agree Agree x 3
  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    111,260
    Ratings:
    +103,453
    So, who's the phantom tripper?
    Trump? McCarthy?
    • popcorn popcorn x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
  8. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Giggity

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2008
    Messages:
    11,396
    Location:
    Communist Utopia
    Ratings:
    +20,621
    As deplorable as Mitch has been, keep in mind that he's the most powerful counter-balance to Trumpism within the GOP.
    • Agree Agree x 3
  9. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    55,208
    Location:
    The Steam Pipe Trunk Distribution Venue
    Ratings:
    +831,333
  10. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor no matter the cost

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2007
    Messages:
    32,976
    Ratings:
    +53,872
    CNN is saying he's being treated for a concussion. :chris:
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  11. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Giggity

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2008
    Messages:
    11,396
    Location:
    Communist Utopia
    Ratings:
    +20,621
    Back in 2020, there was this local woman in Bali who wanted to fuck me, but after meeting her for a couple hours, I declined. Among other reasons, her face looked like brown, female McConnell. Even I have standards.
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  12. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    106,955
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +226,230
  13. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Mr. Ingenious Administrator Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    55,323
    Location:
    Downtown
    Ratings:
    +69,259
    80D1F400-DFCC-4CFA-A30D-C9832D248D4A.jpeg
    • Funny Funny x 4
    • Agree Agree x 2
  14. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    106,955
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +226,230
    7899AD7E-0754-4B3A-9894-5B80D793234D.jpeg
    • Funny Funny x 4
  15. Nyx

    Nyx Guest

    Ratings:
    +0
    [ writes in "Gravity" on next presidential ballot ]
    • Agree Agree x 1
  16. tafkats

    tafkats vagina filled dick balloon Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    27,911
    Location:
    Sunnydale
    Ratings:
    +63,916
    I'm not going to wish him ill.

    Mainly because whoever succeeds him -- whether as senator from Kentucky or as majority leader -- will inevitably be even worse.
    • Sad Sad x 4
  17. Nyx

    Nyx Guest

    Ratings:
    +0
    Well then I hope they fall down the stairs, too.
    • Agree Agree x 3
    • Winner Winner x 1
  18. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    111,260
    Ratings:
    +103,453
    I always wonder, are Kentuckians that stupid and evil, or are they just gerrymandered into a red blood clot, and there's a purple state sobbing to be set free?
    • Winner Winner x 1
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  19. Nyx

    Nyx Guest

    Ratings:
    +0
    It's gerrymandering. The GOP can hold on to certain districts/states because of how they've divvied up the voting bloc. The Democrats talk about eliminating it, but rarely does it come to fruition, because both sides see a benefit to it in their respective territories.
    • Sad Sad x 2
  20. tafkats

    tafkats vagina filled dick balloon Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    27,911
    Location:
    Sunnydale
    Ratings:
    +63,916
    It's not gerrymandering, since we're talking about the Senate. But Kentucky is one of the states where the one-third of the population that actually wants stuff like human rights and a decent standard of living is drowned out by the fascists and theocrats.
    • Agree Agree x 3
    • Sad Sad x 3
  21. Nyx

    Nyx Guest

    Ratings:
    +0
    I'm speaking just in general.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  22. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

    Joined:
    Apr 2, 2004
    Messages:
    26,134
    Location:
    here there be dragons
    Ratings:
    +24,566
    As of last June that’d have been Thune or Cornyn, according to Politico. No idea how that’s changed over the last 9 months.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  23. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2014
    Messages:
    40,636
    Location:
    Beyond the Silver Rainbow
    Ratings:
    +31,670
    This would have been awesome pre-trump. Now it is on the short side of good.
    • Agree Agree x 3
  24. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    106,955
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +226,230
    66A96F64-79F9-4880-891D-389BC302CED4.jpeg

    :corn:
    • Agree Agree x 3
    • popcorn popcorn x 2
  25. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2014
    Messages:
    40,636
    Location:
    Beyond the Silver Rainbow
    Ratings:
    +31,670
    I do not hear any republican cries of brain damage.
    • Agree Agree x 2
  26. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    111,260
    Ratings:
    +103,453
    They covered over Reagan's Alzheimer's.
    It's what they do.
    Only the other guy has dementia.
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • Winner Winner x 1
  27. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2014
    Messages:
    40,636
    Location:
    Beyond the Silver Rainbow
    Ratings:
    +31,670
    Has anyone run Moscow Mitch's diagnosis and treatment by MTG, Trump, meatball ron, or Dr. Santos? How do we know these radical liberal doctors are not mutilating his genitals, forcing microchips onto him, not giving himn the horse dewormer he most desperately needs, or giving him an abortion? I think until the reps pass a law to keep these idiots out of everyone else's healthcare we have to get every republican wachyloon to sign off on treatments for congressional and presidential republicans including Sleepy Joe.

    Maybe if we treat them like they treat the rest of us they might get the fucking hint. Now someone ram a vaginal wand up mitch's pisshole to show him the baby inside before he chooses to murder his billions of babies.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  28. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

    Joined:
    Jul 5, 2014
    Messages:
    40,636
    Location:
    Beyond the Silver Rainbow
    Ratings:
    +31,670
    I think they all got alzheimers and forgot that they loved Reagan because they believed he fought the russians and won rather than surrendering to their every move because his asian cousing wrote love letters to him. We see how far UA has fallen, and how far @Bill Carson would have if he was born before 2005.
    • Agree Agree x 1
  29. Nyx

    Nyx Guest

    Ratings:
    +0
    I had to make something in honor of Mitch.

    McPlinko.gif
    • Agree Agree x 2
    • popcorn popcorn x 2
  30. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    106,955
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +226,230