Mitch Goes Down!

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  1. Kommander

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    Sorry everyone, but he's not going to die.

    I know this because my dad died last week, and I'm not lucky enough to have someone else I don't like die this quickly after.
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    Just remember, Mitch is 95% horrible ... but anybody who replaces him from Kentucky is going to be 100%.
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    Well, that explains his occasional dabbling in the idea of exhibiting something with a vague resemblance to courage.
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  8. Coloratura

    Coloratura "Not a total fucking piece of shit."

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    Sounds like the demons who own his soul are scratching at his front door.

    Good.
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    Assumes he had one to sell.
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    In the private sector a guy like McConnell would be quietly, politely and quickly let go, with some sort of severance package

    In the public sector he's propped up made to look like he knows what he's doing when it's obvious the guy's physical and mental faculties are fried. They're lying to people's faces essentially, and we all know they are but nothing can be done about it

    The things that politicians and people in politics do to keep their hold on power is insane and a massive problem for society in general
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    Hey, at least unlike POTUS he bothers finding a restroom.
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    It's long past time for him to retire. He's going to be like Feinstein was a few years ago. We can't really be sure someone in that condition is really calling the shots.
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  19. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey cynicism isn't wisdom, it's surrender.

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    are we still talking about McConnell?
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    Yes.

    I realize this is a shot at Trump, but Trump still seems pretty sharp. Certainly way more on the ball than Biden was.
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    I'm glad he's grateful for the care he's receiving, but I'd be more glad if he showed any interest in making that care accessible to everybody else.
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    You're not related to DataHolmes of TrekBBS fame are you? :chris:
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    You must be talking about some "Trump" other than the one currently in the White House. For that one, his mental decline is of a different nature than Biden's, but comparable. He cannot honestly be said to be "way" more on the ball than Biden. Both of them were too old to be president.

    I'm already too old to be president, in my opinion, and I'm not that much over 70.
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    I would still vote for you.
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    that's not exclusive to ole Mitch if you get old enough you will recognize that look! as you age for some reason the body 'adjusts' so that the time between the alarm and the emergency grows narrower and narrower
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    In a 50/50 Senate I will celebrate Mitch’s death as if only temporarily it would mean a check on Trump’s autocracy.

    Outside of that I not only want him alive I want him as cognizant as possible. I want that fuck to not only be able to see what he has wrought, process it but to completely internalize it INTO HIS SOUL.

    Fuck him wondering off the stage a doddering old fool!

    FUCK HIM!

    He needs to die completely aware of where HE a literal fucking Leader has taken his country.
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    If you really want to get a good wail of despair out of him, cut through the bullshit, and give him a lash of the scorpion.
    Why leave it to chance?

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