Piss Off Albert Day!

God would not have given him such a talent for rage and turning red with fury if he didn't want it used frequently and in public.

Let's talk sports.

Eh, if I truly wanted to piss of UA, I would just do what I always do and stick my tongue deep down inside his ear it pisses him off but gives him a stiffy

^Most guys wait until 40 before they get their prostates checked but he volunteered down at the medical school for every class

That reminds me- I'm 43. Gotta call the doc.

I'm 50. Been there, done that, got the rubber glove.

^^^Did the doctor buy you dinner afterwards?

No!

Damn, I was too busy to visit much today, so I missed out!!

But on my commute home, I got behind a guy who was keeping a safe distance of 50 yards behind the car ahead of him, and I thought of Albert as I passed the bastard on the right and got into the huge-ass gap ahead of him.

Are the Alberts expecting?

I already got my Uncle Neg earlier...because I said he should stay out of threads that annoy him.

Can't help it..I don't have sympathy for someone who comes back to the same thread over and over just to say how stupid it is.

But what if it really is stupid?

Every day is Piss Off Alb . . . oh, he already did that for me.

damn.

Someone goes to a thread, sees it is stupid says so and departs it's all good.

But coming back over and over to remind people who are participating in the thread you think it is stupid and spamming it up like a two-year old scrawling crayon drawings on the wall...that just makes you look even more stupid than the thread you refuse to leave.

It's just my opinion...you don't have to agree ya know!

Yeah, Albert, about your wife screaming my name during sex..... that wasn't my fault....

But when she screams it during anal? Yeah, that was me.

Hell, he neg'd me for responding to a request for a specific section of the California penal code, with the section of the California penal code section.

I think it's funny that UA says he has every drama fetishist on ignore...yet he still has to read his own posts.

AWWWWWWWW... are you feeling sad and lonely because I wouldn't respond to your 'tardy little PM?

Po' baby.

Eh? What's this then?

How can you be so angry when you have Mrs. A?

Already done it, my friend.

And you took my line, too. You duals should be more careful.

I just didn't know who you were.

Hardly seems retarded to just ask who you are.

In order to piss of UA, you only have to point out the obvious, that there's noway he's anything like his internet persona, and in reality he's really just a fucking pussy!!

Yeah...anytime you're ready to test that out, hosebag.

with a neg?

Not smart enough to just ask who are you?

I got THREE in that thread, and none of them for anything provocative.

pointless bump to add to the thread mass.

To be fair, you get negged for about half of your posts Probably the public perception that you're two steps from becoming Buffalo Bill...

He's already got the lotion and the pit.

Every day is "Piss Off Albert Day". Grumpy fucker came into this world screaming mad and hasn't stopped since.