https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz68x1n5qd6o 11 injured in bear attack on school group. UA response is wrap the kids in bear-proof armour or institute a policy of bear detectors.
I hope everyone is okay. Fun random bear facts. The brown bear’s scientific name Ursus Arctos is just the Latin and Greek names for bear. Its name is Bear Bear. The grizzly is a subspecies of brown bear and its name Ursus Arctos Horribilis is Horrible Bear Bear. The Arctic has bears. Antarctica has no bears.
Surprised all of the kids aren't just walking around with shotguns. Kidding! ( In case anyone thinks I believe that) I did grow up in a place however where high school students drove to school with guns in the gun racks in thier trucks.
"Three teachers fought the bear off: one emptied two cans of bear spray that appeared to have little effect, another jumped on the bear, pummeling it with punches. A third hit the grizzly repeatedly with her crutches before it finally fled back into the woods." https://bsky.app/profile/debcha.bsky.social/post/3m6fub5cnis2j Not sure how Canukistanies do y’all’s Teacher of the Year award but I feel like it should be a three way cage match. On a serious note: to all of them. I mean jumping on top of a grizzly bear and then using your crutches to beat off a bear to protect your students… Apparently there are decent Canadians.
Indigenous nation's statement: "Officers are armed" the Nation wrote on Facebook. "Remain indoors and off the highway." It added: "It's hard to know what to say during this very difficult time. We are so grateful for our team and our students." A fuckton better than "thoughts and prayers".
I think the crutches were a result of attempting to beat off the bear. I doubt the sample jar survived, either.
one thing is for sure i would never mis-behave in any of those teachers classrooms. BAMF's every one of em
LOL, what?! In this analogy, the bear is guns and we WIPE OUT THE FUCKING BEARS. But that's distracting me from the obvious joke about you having experience trying to placate bears.
