Rolling Republican shutdown thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Ancalagon, Nov 8, 2023.

  1. Steal Your Face

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    As we saw last night, people are morons and morons blame Republicans for the shutdown which is not the case.
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  2. matthunter

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    I mean, please fucking die on that hill.

    We'll be very respectful at the funeral, but just get on with it.

    I mean, you were supposed to be dead in 1945 but some fuckers keep injecting you with the Herbert West serum.
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  3. matthunter

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  4. Crosis36

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    FIFY
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  5. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Uh huh....

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    You guys have the White House, Congress and the Senate

    No matter what you say the Democrats are doing the Republicans look weak and impotent as fuck
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  6. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Administrator

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    Oh there you go:

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  7. T.R

    T.R Don't care.

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    I don't care. These are people's lives being toyed with. Republicans have the power to end this circus. So use the power and end it.

    I'm hearing that from both sides and its incredibly selfish. Its very easy to make that demand when its not your livelyhoods on the line. Plus polls show that strategy isn't working and its only going to get worse once the holidays begin. This needs to end. NOW.

    PS: Anyone that wants to tell their side to "hold the line" needs to volunteer to work for free a whole month. Otherwise, shut up.
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  8. Tererunererun

    Tererunererun Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    An interesting question, but I don't think it's as you describe.

    Federal expenditures are curtailed. This affects the whole country as money for federal programs in each state is cut.

    It directly affects federal agencies and the military.

    Trump is already directing money where he wants, as he welds executive power over federal agencies and military. It does give him more power by allowing him to shutter agencies he doesn't like. Also he can steer funds to his loyalists at all levels.

    So yeah, in the short term it strengthens Trump. He has no motivation to end it.

    This could weaken him in the next election as voters flip to the democratic ticket, but that's a year out. No guarantees and the damage will have been done.
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  9. Tuckerfan

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  10. Kommander

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    The Michigan Free Shit for Poor People website tells me I'll be getting about half of the SNAP I usually get on November 8th. So, looks like I won't be starving to death after all.

    Nice try Democrats, but you'll never defeat me!

    Or Republicans!

    Whoever it is trying to defeat me...

    Won't work. Because, you can't!
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  11. notnick

    notnick lost, as usual

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    since they can't take a shit without trumps permission the republican do think this exact thing. TR just do it ALL my way and it will be fine i do not care what your thoughts or opinions are just do it my way. i say shove 'your way' right back up your ass where it came from. from the current election results your way may not be the way going forward
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    THIS is todays republican, now who's crying bottle boy
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  14. Ancalagon

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    This is complete and total fucking bullshit.

    Every NCO needs to be raising hell as their entire fucking job is to train and take care of soldiers.

    The fuck are the meal card Joes supposed to do?!?!

    This is like the Trump rally at Bragg where dumb Joe was clapping at clearly partisan statements.

    Dipshit Privates being dipshit privates isn’t a shock.

    Their NCOs not educating them and taking care of them is a real fucking issue.

    I am extremely upset with the NCO corps right now.
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  15. Kommander

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    Apparently it's 65% now, and a federal judge said to make it 100%.

    Either way, I should be able to get enough Mountain Dew and Doritos to maintain my morbid obesity.
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  16. Coloratura

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    I'm going to have a table in the back of our booth with bags of food (spaghetti, macaroni, canned tuna, sauce, things like that) with a sign in English and Spanish that essentially reads if you need one take one. They're going to be in the same bags we put people's purchases in so you can just walk in, take one, and walk out and no one can tell you were getting the food. There's no shame in it at all, but some people are really self-aware and are embarrassed even though they have every right to take one, so I'm hoping I can help feed at least a few families every weekend until this is resolved. I hate this so much.
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  17. Kommander

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    The 65% (or 100%) is supposed to to be for everyone, not just Michigan, and the payments are going out Saturday. But, yeah, it's not resolved, it's just a temp fix.

    I guess going from "42 million people are fucked" to "we've put off 42 million people being fucked until December" is a good thing.
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  18. RickDeckard

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    Didn't a judge just tell Trump he had to fully fund SNAP?

    Also, do you guys have food banks? There's a proliferation of them in the UK.
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    Yes, although I'm not clear on whether it's just for November or for however long the shutdown lasts. If it's just for November I'd imagine a judge will just tell them they have to fund it again every month as long as the shut down continues. It's also not clear if Trump is going to comply with the order or tell the judge to fuck himself."

    Yes, we have food banks. Not enough to make up for SNAP suddenly going away like it was going to though.
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  20. Uncle Albert

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    Food banks won't give you Doritos and Mountain Dew, either, so they are not the preferred option for "starving" people rocking four bills.
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  21. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    He has to use the new-improved cartoon of Mountain-Dew-and-Dorito-guy, because "welfare queen" has been outed as a racist dog whistle.
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    So then there's this:
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    So, clearly, they see the denial of SNAP benefits as a negotiating tactic.
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  23. Uncle Albert

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    :rolleyes:

    I don't give a shit what color you are. I shouldn't have to pay to make you fat.
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  24. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Well! Then the problem is nutrition!
    Let's give 'em better food.
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  25. Crosis36

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    You don't pay anything for SNAP at all.
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  26. Uncle Albert

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    If I cared to reform this shit, restricting it to healthy foods would be one of the many needed changes, yes.
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  27. Uncle Albert

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    Is this a "your contribution is negligible" argument? It's not so trivial that I can get away with holding it back.
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  28. Diacanu

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    Don't worry, your dime went into a bullet that went into a kid, I'm sure of it.
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    It's a "You get your money back every year" argument.
    I can't speak to your STATE taxes, but for Federal? You don't make enough.
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    Not interested in funding wars, either.
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