Someone's Life is Now Complete

Link.

The guy’s last name is Penix. :lol:

Not anymore.

Yes, it's their official logo.

Just sticking this here because it has to do with headlines ...

Man named James Donald Vance sentenced for threatening to kill President Trump, VP Vance​

I'm sure @shootER and a few others here can appreciate how torturously complicated this story must have been to write.

Definitely.

I will say I'm a fan of the more formal "pleaded" than "pled" when it comes to court cases, though.

Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank

The further you scroll down a Google Chrome-translated version of that page, the funnier it gets.



Does anyone know what this actually means?

It's a way of skirting taxes on stock dividends that is somewhat dodgy.

When you search "GOP logo" and go with the first hit you get.