Starfleet Academy series

Worf was able to shoot two loads, Paris just one? It takes two loads to impregnate a female Klingon from the same father. Paris needed help with the second one. Maybe.

Ooooh ... what if the sperm from the left dick and the sperm from the right dick have different DNA, and both are normally needed for conception?

Dear God, I hate modern Trek so, so much.

It could work that way. And the ovum could need DNA from each one, two different receptors on each ovum requiring the DNA and one sperm from each side.

Courtship could involve the male doing the "helicopter" with counter rotation spinning.

I'm sorry.

That is a visual I did not need.

No quote from Janeway because she never made any great speeches.

The fear speech to the clown as he dies.

Watches again. Eh, I guess they did squeeze Janeway in there. Still, no big speeches. Kirk, Picard and Sisko had the best speeches. Burnham also had bad speeches.

Couldn't disagree more. Her one about Terran (fascist) courage being painted rust keeps being relevant.

ARE they even left/right?

Or are they upper/lower?

Can we please stop with the two penis thing? It's not real.

Ehhhh. Behr was great but had his own issues.
I hated the Sisko becoming a prophet thing. Hated it. And apparently Avery Brooks had to point out to Behr that a Black man abandoning his unborn child was a bad look. So Behr (reluctantly) added in the "he'll be back again someday!" Line.
Anything SA does to unfuck that is A-OK with me.

"Two penis Klingon isn't real, it can't hurt you"

Well, not from further than three feet away, no.

Also, new Captain wasn't mumbly as far as I could hear in that "famous quotes" trailer. And that was on my shit laptop speakers.

Ok. Captain Mushmouth then.

But in the end he did write it the way Brooks wanted. Not every show runner would do that. Some would insist "This is how its written and thats the end of it," or they would relent only to edit that part out in the final cut.

No showrunner or writer in history is perfect, but DS9 had far more hits than misses. Nothing that has come afterwards has even come close to that show in my opinion.

Nothing Star Trek.

I'm open to the idea that The Expanse is better, depending on the day of the week. Mainly because it wasn't burdened with two uneven early seasons but was outstanding from the jump.

So Starfleet is accepting anyone. It tries to be funny but the "I think I swallowed my com badge" is idiotic.



Also, they're in the medical section, why would a medical tech give the Doctor a non medical tricorder. Yeah, yeah... haha... the Doctor said the same thing on Voyager. If they weren't in the medical section it would be funny.

so how is the instrument a real physical thing that can give shots but his arm isn't solid enough to be pushed away?

Mental control of his forcefield.
He had that by the end of Voyager.

Still, a cadet assaulting a superior officer is probably something that gets you kicked out of the Academy at the least.

Ugh...

"A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such."


I have a friend who's a passionate but over-taxed one woman show trying to run the only local rescue and she would love to have that on a t-shirt

‘Starfleet Academy’ Is a Solid Successor to the ‘Star Trek’ Legacy

One wonders if it's solid enough for the Ross sisters, though.

First of all, no reason to think the EMH would bother reporting this. No harm, no foul.

Second, there's arguably justification for the cadet to act the way he does. The EMH just goes ahead and injects Cadet with something to clear up the parasite. Even assuming that is an inherently good treatment, there is something called informed consent that the EMH didn't bother to try to attain with his long list of crew members that he had to see. I would say trying to swat away the arm of someone who is injecting you with something without your explicit permission makes it at least somewhat permissible.

Third, even assuming the EMH reports it and the administration deems swatting at the doc's arm wrongful under the circumstances, I don't it would be such a high level offense that it would result in him being booted from the Academy. Not when there are a range of punishments from warnings to nights in the brig that might be more appropriate.

Why the fuck is he still giving shots? He's 900 years old. Do I review mounds of discovery still? No, fuck that. I'm in fucking charge now. That's some baby's job.

Yeah, not any better