Taylor Swift can suck it

Most overrated singer of this generation.

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Taylor Swift Fans Start Petition Urging Ticketmaster To Change Policies Following Toronto Ticket Sale Disaster

My niece is very unhappy as she was one of the millions who got shafted. But I'm glad she didn't go into severe debt just to get some nosebleed seats to see what is arguably a mediocre performer at best.

So, her being Dazzler in Deadpool 3 wouldn't excite you then.
*Crosses out "Drop the Dazzler thing in the MCU thread" on today's to-do list*

Taylor Swift: Ticketmaster fiasco ‘excruciating for me’

That's from last year after people started suing Ticketmaster over TS tickets. The only folks who like Ticketmaster are the people who work for Ticketmaster, everyone else hates them, but because they're basically a fucking monopoly at this point, there's not a lot that they can do.

They are just figuring this shit out now? There might be some new problems, but I bought Billy Joel tickets back in the 90s and this is not a new thing.

Dear Taylor Swift fetus fans. Welcome to the earth.

Given the state of the environment this is probably not going to be the worst thing that happens to you, so thank your parents for not fixing things. Buckle the fuck up this is going to be a rough ride.

Just wait until the young swifties find out about date rape. Someday you are going to look back at this first world coming of age disappointment with nostalgic fondness as your life flashes before your eyes in a hellish road warrior landscape where you trade a fondle of your titties for a liter of water.

Taylor Swift Fans Broke Google With 1989 Vault Puzzles

When did Tererun switch to being a doomsdayer?
Did they come out with a new flaming hot Cheeto meth?

Law to the party but yeah, getting mad at Taylor Swift for going after the worst companies in America is a weird thing to get mad about, especially when her dating a guy who is sympathetic to Nazis is right there

Elon Musk Begs Taylor Swift to Post Her Music on Zombie Twitter

https://www.axios.com/2023/09/21/taylor-swift-registered-voters-2024-election

If You Resold Taylor Swift Eras Tour Tickets, the IRS Is Watching

I would probably get arrested for cosplaying Madonna's like a virgin wedding dress at the concert in a supposedly lewd act in front of her tween fans.

‘Swiftposium’: Australia to hold academic conference on Taylor Swift

Perhaps we should rename the thread to "Taylor Swift Causes WAB to Stroke"?

Wasn't it not too long ago that a bunch of the fashies were CONVINCED Taylor had to be one of them?

She's dating Travis Kelce, tight end for KC. The economics of dating Taylor Swift:

He's seen a 20% increase in social media followers, is now the 6th most followed NFL player

His jersey sales had a 400% increase in sales over the weekend

Now has the #1 podcast on Apple with his brother, New Heights

Not too shabby for just banging a billionaire singer, he's about to make some serious cash

maybe he can get a job being the white guy on SNL's news parody skit.

Chiefs have Mahomes and Swift now? Patriots and Cowboys fanbases are gonna be *gutted*.

https://bsky.app/profile/milesklee.bsky.social/post/3kaibld6fop2s

Heinz selling Ketchup and Seemingly Ranch bottles after viral Taylor Swift tweet

We go now live to WAB's house:

https://x.com/thescibabe/status/1707849305091150300?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

So, WAB, who’s side are you on now?

I believe I've made my position clear.

So, you’re firmly in the accelerationist’s camp and think that society should be destroyed in order that you can be a warlord.

Sure, why not?

We Are Borg, ruler of Australia!

I am thinking @Bailey is going to go all master blaster on your ass if you think you can do that.

I wonder how many of the people currently moaning about Taylor Swift are from the generation that gave us "Be-bop-a-lula, she's my baby/ Be-bop-a-lula, I don't mean maybe /Be-bop-a-lula, she's my baby doll, my baby doll, my baby doll."

I also wonder if a "you must dump on Taylor Swift now" memo went out from some conservative influencer, or if the Eras Tour just sparked a burst of spontaneous contrarianism.

Cole Porter she ain't, but let's not pretend the history of pop music is loaded with clever, well-crafted lyrics. "Someday -- I'll be -- living in a big ol' city, and all you're ever gonna be is mean" falls squarely in the middle as far as pop music lyrical quality goes.

Yeah, bashing on Taylor Swift will definitely be a winning election strategy for Republicans.