You had me at jesus died for nothing. I have seen his horrible nasty people he has not come down and cleaned the fuck up, and it is clear jesus died for nothing is the polite way to put it.
I would love to see the gathering outside of the pearly gates where Trump and company are trrying to decide what to do because none of them are being let in and then someone like me comes along and hog ties them into a bomb and rides them down to hell like that scene from Dr. Strangelove. There are going to be some confused fucking karens on the way to the ass pineapple insertion lines. I am going to have Arnold Palmer sized pie hole plugs strapped onto all of them.