You and Doctor Gunter should stop smoking crack. Canada is not "one bad election from every bad political thing that is happening in America." Canada has a supreme court full of reasonable and intelligent judges, and an independent senate full of... senators, both of which limit the ability of a majority government to do a lot of things. And the conservative party itself has a shadowy puppet master in the form of former prime minister Stephen Harper, who knows that actually going after abortion is political suicide in Canada. TLDR: Stop smoking crack.
I dunno, from the way you guys talk, you'd be more than happy to give up such things if it keeps us filthy Americans out of your country.