The 2025 Omnibus Political Memes Thread

That doesn’t make sense, Nancy.

yeah AL i am tired of you asking for a free ride from society cough up your part. we will listen to the whining and the 'oh woe is me' mewling if you just pay your own way you don't get to live here for free. although the way you whine you sound just like a FREELOADER

I've never objected to paying for my own benefits.

I pay my way, dickhead.

Buying mountain dew and doritos for morbidly obese people who will then demand I pay for the treatment of the medical problems they cause themselves is NOT me paying my way.

Which part is eluding you? If you want to get sanctimonious about the dole, you are free to put your money where your mouth is, rather than presuming to speak for other people's money.

once again reality escapes, you i wonder what living a life of extremes is like...no wait i do not wonder that at all

If Reagan's speechwriters made a cartoon show, it would be Uncle Albert.
Instead of a Scooby van, he'd have the Jeep his sugar-mommy bought him.
And instead of solving mysteries, he'd be the rent-a-Jason for crooked land developers when the ghosts weren't enough.

No sugar mommies here, bitch. I pay my own bills and buy my own shit.

That's the part that irked him.
Not rent-a-Jason.
Remember this when he cries about being called a bootlick.

Nobody was getting sanctimonious. As I read it, Nova is saying forget about the methheads for a moment, there are children who might go hungry because the SNAP benefits are being arbitrarily halted.

We have a representative government. So we all get to speak for other people’s money.

You only see it in the public sector.
You never see "slippin' Jimmys exist, so nobody gets homeowner's and auto insurance! ".
"Hypochondriacs exist, so nobody gets medical insurance!! ".

It's because billionaires pay into the public kitty, and they really hate it.
Die angry, fellas.
Society made you.
Obama was right.

That was the only part that wasn't unintelligible fucking word salad.

And he can cough up his own cash if he feels so strongly about it.

And now we live with the consequences.

At least they have to pay for insurance before committing fraud.

Envy is a terrible basis for policy.

So, you set up the game board, and flip a coin over who gets to be Dungeon Master, and you start to play, and one dickhead goes "I want to be my OWN Dungeon Master" and he's told "that's not how the game works. you agreed to the rules beforehand".
So "I wanna be DM" guy storms off, does his own campaign, by himself, cheating, like Trump at golf, then he wants to ram himself back into the original game, and when he's told to fuck off, he says "you're just jealous I'm so good at this!!".

UA is the guy who defends that guy.
And thinks it's a cool rhetorical trick to do so.

Your fantasies are getting more pedestrian every year.