Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

Now that's a conclusion I'm happy to jump to.

Honestly, and I know this is terrible, but I'm at the point where cramming 20,000 Trump supporters into a confined space and letting them all contract COVID-19 isn't a bad idea. The only downside is that they will very likely infect normal people once they leave the rally.

Trump isn't the problem; his supporters are.

And, unlike zombies, decapitation won't help.

Now that's just simply classic. This is similar to those people who LIKE their own Facebook posts.

Hey, Donnie-boy, you should emulate (yeah, I know, Big Word) the "silent" part.

It wasn't a DDOS attack though. It was a misconfiguration of a new T-Mobile routing system.

Melania Trump Says Her Husband Has a Human Penis

There's more at the link, but I don't think that you're going to want to read it.

Maybe we could convince the mexicans to quickly build a wall around Oklahoma and that would trap them all inside. We know this because republicans cannot think of any way to get by a wall.

Did people think it was a raccoon penis or something? Did the species need clarification? This sounds like something she has had to research and give thought to. Perhaps it is more deformed than we thought. However, I am good with just trusting the first whore and her professional opinions on what a human penis looks like.

How one eyewitness has described it.

I have been told that his weiner description matches those who've undergone penile enhancement surgery. Apparently what they do is liposuction fat out of one part of the body and inject it into your wang, and after a few years the fat all ends up at the head.

When someone has to say "but not freakishly small" you know it is freakishly small. We also know if he had one the size of anthony weiner we would all have seen it by now.

Trump's niece is releasing a tell-all book that will air a lot of Trump family dirty laundry:

https://ca.yahoo.com/news/mary-trump-why-presidents-niece-013827860.html

So which book will sell better: the gossip fest from Trump's niece or Bolton's takedown?

I'm guessing Bolton's. What's the chance Trump's lawsuit could stop publication? The radio wog this morning chuckled about all the free recommendations it was getting from Trump.

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Don't know why anyone would take Bolton too seriously though. If his allegations held any weight he should have brought them up during the hearings rather than waiting to profit off them.

His main value is amusement as irony meters break with Trump and right-wingers for whom he used to be a hero now denouncing him.

Aaannddd Bob Woodward has a second book on Trump coming out, too!

Like Mattis, he's no longer of the body.

On a related note

This seems too horrible to be real, but I haven't been able to debunk it. Can someone explain it? Is there some other established meaning for a red triangle pointing downwards in the US that I don’t know about?