Uh, How Could They Tell? (Explosive Diarrhea Thread)

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    I mean, I love Taco Bell, but I wouldn't think there was anything amiss if I got explosive diarrhea after eating there.
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  2. TheLonelySquire

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    You really love Taco Bell? To me it resembles dog food. I guess if there's significant alcohol involved, similar to White Castle. To each their own.
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    Sometimes nothing hits like a crunchy taco or 3 from Taco Bell.
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    I thought explosive diarrhea was a feature of Taco Bell food, not a bug.
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    Commodes the world over wherever there are Taco Bells just said they agree.
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    No Taco Bell here, they've tried a few times and never get a foothold.

    Doing a bit of an image search though, their food looks quite stingy. We have a couple of similar chains of Mexican with little resemblance to actual Mexican food, and I'll be stopping by one after work to get a burrito to line my stomach before heading to a beer festival/concert.

    Not my photo but this is what a typical Zambrero burrito looks like (this one is just beans/rice since I'm vegetarian)

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    Jack in the Box tacos are in a class by themselves...and I don't mean in a good way... :yuck:
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    Ok, that looks tasty :drool:
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    I'm sorry that you may never experience the authentic taste of a crunchwrap supreme washed down with the refreshing taste of iced, carbonated Baja berries in Blast form.

    But that burrito looks good too.
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    tell me how does that differ from your regular diet....i can see now why Taco Bell is not a special treat for you...... White Castle i thought would be you favorite place because well it's white
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    The fact that the FDA hasn’t banned Crack in the Box from calling those… things tacos is an indictment of the American regulatory state.
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    And then there were the Green Burrito tacos that Carls Jr had for a while.
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    of course they did...that is not a proper function of the government.....they got immigrants to shoot and mon-u-ments to build.....food saftey..........no sir/ma'am???
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    Tacos are so easy and fun to make, though. Way better at home.
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    I guess I feel about Taco Bell the same way I feel about Waffle House.

    Is is great cuisine? Of course not. Authentic? Also no. But it's perfectly fine for what it is, and a decent late-night snack or in-a-pinch meal.
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    Correct, but if you need a proper enema, Taco Bell is a tasty enough way to paint the porcelain throne brown.
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    Since we're talking about food recalls:

    FDA issues most serious recall alert for potato chip brands over salmonella risk
    Estimated 650,000 bags of potato chips are affected as US agency upgraded recall of popular brands made by Utz

    Source: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news...chip-recall-salmonella-risk?CMP=share_btn_url

    It was published a few weeks ago, but I'd bet quite a few people still don't know.
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    Welp, time for me to go back to my Autism diet of chicken nuggets and macaroni & cheese.
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