Why the fuck are some states letting folk eat road kill?

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  1. Baba

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    Seems huge disease problem to me.
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    If you just killed the animal it's not a disease problem.
    If you just scrounge for dead animals that have been there for days, that would be a problem.
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    teh baba want a coon?
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    The gravel adds crunch to the meat. :drool: :jayzus:
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    Not to mention the road salt for seasoning ;)
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    Fresh, bumper stunned venison...mmmmmmm! :techman:
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    Watch out for the glass on those deer. :yes:
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    :yuck:

    Unless they're killed instantly, in which case you'd only salvage a little meat to begin with, the adrenaline they start kicking out while they're flipping and flopping sours the meat.

    For that reason, I won't, and nobody I know will butcher a road-kill deer.
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    I got a roadkill cookbook the other day.

    I got ahold of some roadkill, followed the recipe and it was delicious.

    I'm still not sure what to do with his bike, though.
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    Why would anyone need permission to eat a hunk of meat? If I wanna eat some road pizza, that's nobody else's goddamn business.
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    How are they going to stop them? Fact is, anything cooked properly will not be carrying disease, not that that necessarily means that it's attractive...
    I'm reminded of a disgusting joke I heard nearly 40 years ago about a roadkill hedgehog, but remembering that most Yanks here still have a meal to eat today, I won't repeat it. ;)
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    My understanding is that sometimes it's more to do with the waste products of the wee beasties than with the beasties themselves, and that wouldn't be solved by cooking it.
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    [Granny Clampett]

    Roadkill? Them's good eatin'!

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    OK, prepared and cooked properly. Still don't see how anyone's going to stop them. :shrug:

    This is turning into one of those threads that makes me glad I'm veggie... :calli:
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    Hey, I wouldn't eat road kill if I was starving. Puking and shitting yourself to death is no way to go out. I just chafe at the idea of needing permission to eat anything not already claimed by someone else. If I wanna go outside and eat a fist full of gravel right now, it's nobody else's fucking business.
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    In NJ, there have been a couple cases where restuarant employees were caught with roadkill in their kitchen. Definitely illegal.