WTF Canada?

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    Seriously, what the fucking fuck?
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  2. steve2^4

    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    WTF tuckerfan? couldn't you wait to post this until after I licked the cream cheese off my bagel?
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  3. ohdeve the obvious dual

    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

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    Oh good, so I can still jerk off my cat in Canada?
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  4. Kommander

    Kommander of Gay Sex

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    This is an outrage and Canada needs to correct this immediately! I mean, no penetration? That's totally not fair!
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  5. RickDeckard

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    If this pisses you off, then you'll be alarmed to discover that Canada is not even nearly the most "tolerant" country with respect to beastiality.

    Google tells me that it's all entirely legal in several US states, Russia, Germany, Argentina and Japan. Among others.
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  6. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    I see the next Canadian furrycon having a new peanut butter booth. So much yiff so friggen cold.
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  7. ohdeve the obvious dual

    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

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    Maybe that's why @Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee fears home invaders in West TN so much. You definitely need an AR-15 to take out a family of possums that want to nail your wife.
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  8. Ten Lubak

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    Yes! Great news! :brokeback: :yeehaw:
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  9. Dayton Kitchens

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    So I guess we all know what this means.

    a mass exodus of wordforgers and TrekBBSers to Canada.
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  10. Ten Lubak

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    Unfortunately Canada has no room for domestic abusing, hit and running, fake christian pretend teachers with one foot.

    You will be denied at the border and will have to find somewhere else to bugger animals
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  11. ohdeve the obvious dual

    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

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    See ya back in Arkansas, Dayton! Whoo! I'll bring my bi-curious chipmunk along just for you.
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Non-penetrative bestiality legal in Canada?!? You know what that means...

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  13. 14thDoctor

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    Old-timey laws are full of loopholes. I know a Muslim woman that wouldn't masturbate during Ramadan until she realized it was only "ejaculation" that was outlawed. :async:
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  14. Dayton Kitchens

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    Reminds me of the Muslim couple I met at the Go Cart track in Pigeon Forge. The woman was dressed in full on, head to toe traditional garb. I couldn't even see her face.

    She was one hell of a Go Cart driver. From large to small. Her husband explained to me that they were from traditional families and women were not allowed to drive cars so they frequently came to the track because she loved driving.

    It would've been interesting hearing her take on the situation but of course she didn't speak to men outside her family.
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  15. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Dead

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    Where?
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    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    So, are the WF liberals against this? If so, why? What's the moral barometer you use to decide that this is bad?
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    One word: Consent.
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    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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  19. K.

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    Wait a second. The bestiality is "included" as one of several sexual assaults on his daughters? How does that work?
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  20. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    Honestly, a specific law against sex with animals strikes me as an unnecessary legislation of morality. Any conduct which is harmful or abusive should be covered by existing laws.
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  21. ohdeve the obvious dual

    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

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    It is all about consent, yes. Although if my cat walks in the room with a come-hither stare and a sleek black coat, obviously she's asking for it. Or treats. I don't know.

    Fun Brain Teaser: what do animals call sex with humans? Humanality?
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    I thought that's what you and Ten Lubak called sex?
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    To play Devil's Advocate for a second, why is consent important for sexual activity given that we have enormous industries dedicated to killing animals?
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  24. Tererune

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    Anyone who has seen a female cat in heat knows she is fucking asking for it a lot.
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  25. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    This sounds like it is going to end up in some sort of bestiality snuff porno.
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  26. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    I thought that liberals were by nature city slickers and conservatives were the salt of the earth rural folk?
    ergo, wouldn't it be more likely to affect conserva-forge?

    Like, what's the moral barometer for you on this? I know the bible lets you hate gays, but isn't there a bit of donkey sex in there some place?
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  27. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    donkey-sex is very common in the sandbox. Granted IMO this is because normal sex between men & women is frowned upon so what do you expect? Sort of like how the catholics want priests to be celibate and holy shit (no pun intended) they can't live up to that standard and fuck little boys. They could fuck little girls, but they don't have choir girls, so they improvise.
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  28. 14thDoctor

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    Presumably he forced the child to do something with an animal. :(
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    Furries are often computer geeks who rarely go outside. I guess they are more like domesticated pets, though a few of them do enjoy the outdoors like the animals they like to yiff.
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  30. We Are Borg

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    You're not playing devil's advocate. It's a simple fact and @garamet's point is actually quite stupid.

    Humanity slaughters tens of millions of critters annually just to keep our bellies full.