2024 General Election Thread

This explains so much about so many things.

This is a job for captain obvious.

Huh. Wonder why Hannity would think it was important that people know this.

supports brain eating worm colonies

The writers room isn't even trying anymore

Id give up and just phone it in as well

When the third party brain worms tried to take over the federation they were defeated by patriots of the federation who did not want to become worm zombies like RFK. HISHE would be the brain worms were defeated because the person in charge of the federation accidentally told all of the brain worm people to eat horse dewormer to fight a viral plague sweeping across the federation. Who would have thought of that shit? You don't need to shoot intergalactic space brain worms with a phaser, youi just need the worm to take over an antivaxer and they will deworm themselves.

So can we finally put @Steal Your Face into the worm ate my brain group home with his libertarian heroes?

https://www.rollingstone.com/politi...mp-mexico-kill-teams-drug-cartels-1235016514/

All I know is that it’s real.



https://docquery.fec.gov/dcdev/fectxt/1781775.txt

Because the DEA/ATF has been hitting them with pillows, and throwing marshmallows at them.
Turns out, kingpins are good at not being killed.
You'd think Trump would admire them.

Trump: Oil execs, give me $1 billion and I'll give you a load of deregulation when I'm POTUS.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/donald-trump-oil-gas-billion_n_663cd1f0e4b07664ada11c3b

POTUS: Boeing, treat your workers right, you cunts.

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/en...refighters-lockout_n_663d1b39e4b0fe081b307961

https://apnews.com/article/georgia-...ed-illegally-7e895e0d3d86e60ccd09ac2eb7dcc2fc

I keep thinking of the South Park where they turned Cartman into a ginger, and his script flipped in a fucking second.
The American majority doesn't want the Repug's white Christian theocratic patriarchy anymore, so Repugs are ready to overthrow elections and suck Putin's cock.
I just hear Cartman screaming "goddammit!! I'm not gonna be a minority!!! ".

The Best President Ever!! seems to be struggling badly against a man currently defending himself in more criminal cases than I can keep track of.

See, you saying that like you're about to explode your jizz is why you don't invited to the good parties anymore.

While I would love to view the NYT/Siena poll as authoritative, I always get a laugh out of this tidbit at the end:

To further ensure that the results reflect the entire voting population, not just those willing to take a poll, we give more weight to respondents from demographic groups underrepresented among survey respondents, like people without a college degree.

Yep, keep giving more weight to Trump’s base. That’ll show em!

For someone who spends most of your time bitching about those poor Palestinians, you sure seem eager to watch a man who's literally a dangerous autocrat in the making get elected.
There's a disconnect here.

Yes, there certainly is. Since I keep saying that Trump should be rotting in prison.

I think that Biden should be held responsible for his poor performance against Trump. But apparently there are no takers on that.

Yes. Trump should be rotting in prison. Yes, Biden would never be president if he wasn't so milquetoast as to be a palatable alternative literal fascism.
I'd still rather have Biden than Trump. Every. Single. Time.

https://bsky.app/profile/paleofuture.bsky.social/post/3ksphbxujxm2u

Well, fundraising on commission is against the Association of Fundraising Professionals code of ethics. But I don't think there's anything illegal about it.

This is for a political candidate, though, and you’d think that the FEC might frown on such things.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/poli...n&cvid=8bf6635d1db24c87aeb407c664fea342&ei=12

Totally entertaining hearing last night.

Independent pollsters have ripped this one to pieces - the methodology includes counting 'likely voters' who have never voted before, and turns out NYT did another poll at the same time showing Biden winning. The Sienna poll has been an outlier by +5 or more points in the last several cycles.

But the Times chose to run 15 different articles on Biden is DOOMED, DOOMED I say! Because they want a horse race, it drives more clicks. And the editor of the Times has stated on multiple occasions he has it out for Biden because Biden hasn't been willing to give them an exclusive.

But it gave far left ideologues like you a woody, which shows how unsophisticated you are when it comes to American media, and how atrocious your morality is.