It's the Majorie Taylor Greene thread!

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  1. MikeH92467

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  3. matthunter

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    Apparently, shagging your personal trainer is NOT whore-like, but giving some over-the-clothes action to a boyfriend whilst vaping IS.
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    This might explain the catfight. If MTG is paying her personal trainer and he shagged her, then she is not the whore. She is the pathetic older woman who has to pay for it. If she is getting personal training for free, and he fucked her, then she is obviously the whore. I think the latter is much less likely, but some guys are into crazy iold leathery bitches.

    As for Botard, it depends on who paid for the tickets. I think she is really just a slut who realized she could get paid. That is whorish, but if you will do it for free anyway, taking the money seems less whoreish.

    For instance, if someone were to jam a few grand through my glory hole I am not coming out all insulted for the gift, but it is a gift and not payment because it is a fucking glory hole and you just stick it in.

    In technicality Mr. Slave should have lost the whore off with Paris because he does it for the fun. PH humiliates herself for money.
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  7. MikeH92467

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    Why is it hard for some people to understand, you’re in her district, vote her out. If not, butt out…swatting is just fucking stupid :bang:
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    And dangerous. And cowardly.
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    Okay, yes she is dumb as a box of rocks but also….



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    Her eyes are set too close together for me. People like that look creepy to me. :flow:
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    Which is why god created doggy and reverse cowgirl.
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    You might as well get a fembot at that point.
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    Na, I’d respect the fembot and couldn’t have the kind of fun I’d have with MTG.
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    Ok, I see where you're coming from re: respect for the fembot, but I recommend performing a Lorena Bobbit on yourself if you seriously consider sticking it in MTG.
    I'd give you a pass for Boebert. Maybe.
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    Look. Two of my greatest weaknesses are powerful women and crazy bitches so MTG just hits hard…
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    Never stick your dick in crazy :nono::no::brood:
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    Yeah, we should have warned the guy earlier.
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    If this has been done to her 8 times, and according to NBC (https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/File:TrialOnTheCliffSolution.png) it’s been confirmed (but also, before going, they called to confirm it was not real), I’m thinking there is more going on than just someone prank calling.

    If a SWAT team was assembled, the threat would have had to be credible. I’m thinking it would be pretty expensive to all in the team, like … construction workers, if they show up and it starts to rain, they get paid for the whole day. I’m thinking SWAT police are paid more, so if they’re called in, then the threat should be real.

    Either MTG is doing this herself and paying someone else to make the call, in an effort to keep her name in the news and republican men can feel they need to protect her, or she is engaged in a very dangerous activity.
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    Back of a Georgia truck stop you say…. :soma:
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    You don't she and Tererun... :brainbleach:
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    Turns out the meme lied to us. It's not a GA truck stop, but a FL biker bar.

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    That’s… not an improvement.
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