South Dakota’s Governor is on the Market!

That dog on the left is on the prowl for SS officers...

I can't find the whole cartoon, but we all know this one, I'm sure.

Kristi Noem dogged by poor polling amid fallout from tale of killing puppy

Come on, the dog was going to be Noem's dog. If I was going to belong to her and have to rely on her for my life, please someone put the bullet in my head followed by a couple more shots real quick to make sure the job is done. It is not like the dog was going to a good home.

Have some fucking sympathy for that poor animal who she did a real favor for.

As a republican my favorite scene from the movie "Old Yeller" is...............

Oh, look who’s a fan of the book.

Trump was the first president since Chester Arthur to not have a dog, and the first since Andrew Johnson to not have had any pet at all.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_pets

Melania.

Why doesn't Trump have a dog? As a malignant narcissist he would enjoy an animal who's entire existence revolves around their owner. He is rich and loves to degrade others, so it would fit him to make people walk the dog and pick up the dog's shit. He loves things that slurp shit out of his ass. Maybe a dog is too little of a challenge, but he let's Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham slurp his shit, and they are really easy. He has a pet turtle named mitch who eats his shit.

Something does not make sense.

Macarena is not a dog. She is a contracted demon from hell who is waiting for him to die so she can eat his soul.

Did you not see the christmas portal to hell she created?

He doesn't think he would look good walking one.

No, seriously.

I guess a guy who has people as his lapdogs does not need an actual dog. I guess an actual dog is just worthless to him as it has neither money or power.

She shot that puppy in self-defense.

I'd like to think the backlash Noem is getting for gunning down a puppy she hated and bragging about it would mean that any aspiration she has for higher office is as dead as poor Cricket.

But between the warped thought process of the Trump administration and its ability to somehow surpass conventional wisdom and get away with things that would probably kill a normal campaign, I think she may just have cemented herself as his running mate.

1. She's hot and Trump no doubt wants to do her. (An aside: another level of proof that "the liberal media" is a myth is that there has been no reporting that I'm aware of about Trump having had an affair while in the White House. None. Common sense tells you that someone who has cheated on all of his wives, who bragged about being able to grab women by the pussy because he's a star, must have slept around when he was the biggest star on Earth. And yet as far as I'm aware, there's been no stories about even rumors that he might have been actively cheating on Melania. And even if for argument's sake one were to believe that Trump has remained faithful to Melania since assuming the presidency, one would think the so-called Fake News would have manufactured a false story about his cheating on her in their Trump Derangement Syndrome/desire to prop up their failing businesses.).

2. It sure would trigger the libs if Cruella de Noem were made the VP, so why not do that?

3. Some advisers are probably telling Trump that Noem would be a bad choice, but nobody tells Trump what to do.

4. Strategically, Trump probably should pick a younger woman VP candidate in an attempt to offset the gap that he has with women voters and to play down his having been found liable for defamation for sexually abusing E. Jean Carroll. The pickings are not particularly good. I don't think that he would go with Nikki Haley after the primaries and after she refused to bend the knee. I think a few of the potential candidates like Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Elise Stefanik are not hot enough from Trump's perspective. I think a couple like Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene are possibly too loony and superficial even for him.

Assuming Courtney Love was indeed the trigger woman, she deserves the Congressional Freedom Medal for her service to humanity.

I’m pretty sure there were rumors he was sleeping with Hope Hicks.

https://nypost.com/2024/04/29/us-ne...twitter&utm_campaign=nypost&utm_medium=social

I'd wait to see what someone like Hannity says/does about Noem before reaching any conclusions as to where she's at.

https://x.com/kimguilfoyle/status/1785021765720129730?s=46&t=Vuk59u51XAvPf6wr-lhPGQ

Ew.
Her face looks constructed by AI.

She's a fake titted cocaine walrus

It's like Trump catnip.

So, when it comes to the actual topic:
I will never read this horror story of a human being's book, but did she not even consider.... giving it away? Keeping it as just a pet? What is wrong with her? Did she help her grandad drown bags of newborn kittens on the farm when she was a kid?
And who in the ever loving fuckity fuck did she think would read that and go "Hell yeah!"?