She had a shooter in her cooter!

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  1. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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  2. Shirogayne

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    Just how stretched out did her vajayjay have to be to fit a GUN in there? :wtf:
     
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    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    That gun's a pretty small...piece...but still. :wtf:
     
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    That gun is smaller than most common vibrators, so...
     
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    So her vagina was.........wait for it.........large capacity?

    Okay, somebody let loose with a "bump fire" comment. Don't force my hand, people.
     
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    "Is that a gun in your baby pocket or are you happy to see me?"
     
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    A couple years ago they had a story about a guy who had a full-sized revolver up his ass. We even had a thread on it, IIRC.
     
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    Well there you have it, folks! Wordforge's foremost authority on vibrators weighs in! :ramen: tell us more!
     
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    I wouldn't put my shooter in her cooter. Johnm would hit it though.
     
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    The flexibility of human orifices never ceases to amaze. And not in a good way.
     
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    Maybe she just gave birth recently.
     
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    I feel like if she had a makeover, she'd have potential.
     
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    MrsA hates this thread!
     
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    Or had sex with Ramen.
     
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    I think she was making a statement against forced transvaginal ultrasounds legislation.
     
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    Does this mean that, contrary to all reasonable expectations, Mrs. apostle really exists?
     
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    Of course I'm the foremost authority. Who did you think they based them on?
     
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    I dunno man. She might go off. :bigass:
     
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