She had a shooter in her cooter!

Just how stretched out did her vajayjay have to be to fit a GUN in there?

That gun's a pretty small...piece...but still.

That gun is smaller than most common vibrators, so...

So her vagina was.........wait for it.........large capacity?

Okay, somebody let loose with a "bump fire" comment. Don't force my hand, people.

"Is that a gun in your baby pocket or are you happy to see me?"

A couple years ago they had a story about a guy who had a full-sized revolver up his ass. We even had a thread on it, IIRC.

Well there you have it, folks! Wordforge's foremost authority on vibrators weighs in! tell us more!

I wouldn't put my shooter in her cooter. Johnm would hit it though.

The flexibility of human orifices never ceases to amaze. And not in a good way.

Maybe she just gave birth recently.

I feel like if she had a makeover, she'd have potential.

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MrsA hates this thread!

Or had sex with Ramen.

I think she was making a statement against forced transvaginal ultrasounds legislation.

Does this mean that, contrary to all reasonable expectations, Mrs. apostle really exists?

Of course I'm the foremost authority. Who did you think they based them on?

In the other thread:
http://wordforge.net/showthread.php?p=2458600#post2458600

You would remember that.

I dunno man. She might go off.

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