North Korea's "Dear Leader" Appears to be Missing

The official story is that he's suffering from "discomfort," but no one's seen him for almost a month now.

:squee:

Hopefully, he dies.

I'm wondering how long an obese guy can go around in a famine ravaged country and not end up as the main course.

Discomfort covers a whole lot of territory. Hopefully it involes a flesh eating virus that begins with his testicles.

In my weighted, expert political opinion: fuck that guy.

When KCNA says 'discomfort' he's probably dead already. Good riddance.

"Dear Leader" was the last guy, was it not?

I wonder if there's been a coup.

They've recently appended it to the new guy. IIRC, they've now given him all the various titles once held by his father. Got to dole those things out over time. Giving them to him all at once would just be wrong,

Okay, in the official message he they talk about "flame" - I'm guessing hemorrhoids. I suggest an age-old remedy: cactus suppositories.

Maybe. When Ol' Kim kicked the bucket, the media was quick to announce it.

With Lil' Kim childless, now would be a ripe oppertunity to jump in.

I'm going to go with auto erotica asphyxiation.

David Carridine and Michael Hutchence agree!

Yeah, but isn't that your default Saturday morning activity?

Trix, TaleSpin, and AEA.

TaleSpin? I haven't thought about that show in ages.

I used to watch that show as a kid. I bet he even had a crush on Rebecca! What a loser! I mean, because who would... you know...

Sunday morning, that way I'm also blaspheming as well as debasing myself.

You would not believe how hard it's to find a spotter though.

No nieces or nephews?

He's stuck at a White Castle somewhere...

That borderlines on incest, and there aren't any hot homeless chics around here. They're more willing to do shit like that for a pocketful of change.

I doubt that he's going to be eating any of these, though.

^White Castle serving something that's good for you? Dubious.



As for Lil Kim, I'm thinking poison. You just can't get good food tasters anymore...

Yup. Put me down for "already dead." nuBigLil Kim is a pale shadow of his dad (who, in turn is a pale shadow of HIS dad).

As long as they don't have him stuffed and paraded around the country like Eva Peron...

Stop giving them ideas

That looks foul for a veggie burger.

Burgerville served the Original Gardenburger until GB went out of business and switched to a white bean basil aioli burger. The 'Spicy' black bean (chipotle mayo, pepperjack cheese) has been a staple for over 12 years now.

I read once that wealth in a family last three generations on average 'cuz the third gen is taught nothing about how to make money and everything about spending.

Guess the same goes for Communist dictatorship and Lil Kim* not being taught to dispose of potential coup starters quickly.

*he wasn't even the one that Old Kim groomed to take over! He's got two older brothers, one of whom is an flaming homo and the other was embarrassing caught trying to visit China or something. It's one in the morning and I forgot the details about that one, but point is he was never supposed to see the throne, much like Queen Elizabeth II's father.

Hmm. I wonder if this has anything to do with fatties disappearance. www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/us-envoy-says-no-talks-with-nkorea-in-sight/2014/09/29/06400356-47c4-11e4-a4bf-794ab74e90f0_story.html