I'll say this once

As a grown man I would imagine it would be humiliating not to be able to wipe your own ass. Does the embarrassment fade away after a time? Does the nurse reassure you it isn't your fault?

Ouch. Take thy beak from out my heart.

Sokar lite. That he consumes oxygen that could be put to more profitable use saddens me.

Flashy’s Real-Life Identity Revealed?

For a long time I thought he was this guy:

The reason he spent most of his Friday nights in the Red Room was because Mom made him some mini-pizzas and then went off to play mah-jongg instead of nagging him to “Turn off that Internet thing and go to bed!”

But then I realized, no, impossible. Because Newton had a girlfriend. He even took her to Cambodia and bought her a lobster dinner. So Flashy is clearly not Newton.

So I considered his favorite meme about the Fat Sweaty Trekkie, and it led me here:

I’m not entirely certain, though. Given how full of hate he is, would Flashy really sit next to a. . .Vulcan?



His response to this will be, as usual, to talk to his Imaginary Friend Mags and say more about his struggles with premature senility.

He's so pitiable it's almost sad. Flashlight shits his own diapers and thinks the joke is on us.

Oh, and I don't think you "pull" a grease stain, you shampoo it.

I'll defer to your expertise on stain removal.

That was a long way to go for absolutely zero comedic payoff. Try harder please.

Story of your life.

Did you imagine that was posted for your benefit?

Sokar lite who calls himself a Christian. I wonder how he's gonna 'splain himself when he stands in judgment before his God?

He's no more a Christian than the people at Westboro Baptist Church. Flashy is a Christian when he needs to bust a nut over atheists, and he's an atheist when he needs to bust a nut over Christians. He's a tool's tool, and he thinks he's useful, nothing more.

You will? Well thank you Mr. Pedophile.

Nope, not a pedophile. You seem fixated on it, though. Combine that with your expertise on stains, and all that suggests to me is that you're hiding something. Seriously, what are you hiding? You better not be touching kids you sick pervert. I'm not kidding.

Be careful what you toss around so carelessly, Flashlight. I swear to god, if you are doing anything to any child, you would certainly not be welcome here. This board does not harbor any kind of sexual molesters, especially when it comes to kids.

Your motives are irrelevant. What it clearly demonstrated is that you aren't half as clever as you think you are. Please tell me you've never attempted outright comedy in any of your books (at least, not intentionally).

You raise an interesting point. His fixation clearly suggests some sort of behavioral problem. How easy would it be to trace the username back to a RL identity and put in a call to the Tulsa PD, I wonder?

Tonight at the truck stop, while you're blowing some hairy guy in his 60's whose cock smells like a dead fish in exchange for a quarter paper of meth, you're gonna be thinking of me.

Why would doing something like that remind me of you? You hang out at truck stops and have a cock that smells like dead fish?

You know you've won when they resort to threats to call the cops on you. The irony here is that Margaret is always the first one to accuse her online opponents of stalking her and plotting to show up at her front door or the next convention.

14thDoctor agrees!
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Bickendan agrees!: You do know you'll never convince, right?

There is no God, remember? It's all just a collection of stories plagiarized from other even more ancient superstitions, right? Kinda funny how you take solace in the idea I will one day be punished for my misdeeds by a supernatural sky fairie, while arguing against the existence of such a thing everywhere else.

Really? I think you know you have won when the opponent takes it to a personal level and brings dead wifes into the thread

There doesn't need to be a supernatural force of nature for you to be punished for your misdeeds.

Flashy waffles more than a politician. I pity that waffle iron.

@Baba needs to weigh in on this meltdown, IMO!

So you're calling your Imaginary Friend by her formal name now? Does she still call you Sybil?

But you call yourself a Christian. Who is it you worship, then? Christian Slater? Christian Bale?

The Old Testament? Historically, yes. Try to prove otherwise without citing the original source.

Human attempts to quantify God =/= God.

You like fairies, do you? Do they approve of your behavior?

Can we just skip to someone giving flashshite the Castle ultimatum?

You really need to fuck the fuck off.

I'm certainly guilty of trolling with the best of them, but anyone who has the capacity to take shots that low must be a real piece of shit, even in real life.

How does it feel to be unloved? How does it feel to go bed at night alone, with nothing but the company of your blow-up dolls and hamsters?

If you were to (which I highly recommend), the sad part is no one would know you were gone until you started to stink up the building more than your usual fetid self.

Flashy? Christian?
Heh.

John 13
34 A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another, even as I have loved you, that you also love one another. 35 By this all men will know that you are My disciples, if you have love for one another.”

Ephesians 4
29 Let no unwholesome word proceed from your mouth, but only such a word as is good for edification according to the need of the moment, so that it will give grace to those who hear.


I think no. Just a sad troll out of fresh material and floundering as he seeks relevance. At least Castle had the creativity to register a new persona when he changed faces