I'll say this once

John, a homosexual pedophile who has dedicated his life to a cartoon about magic ponies as a vehicle for recruiting new underage victims, has attempted to intimidate me by pulling his own "Ancalagon." Unfortunately for him, I don't respond well to sexual deviants or ultimatums.

So allow me to repeat what I said in the Muad thread. If you can't post something in a "memorial" thread without indulging your pathetic self-absorption by prefacing your remarks with a declaration of atheism, especially when you know beforehand the deceased didn't share your opinions, then you need to keep your fucking mouth shut. Nobody gives a fuck that you're an angry, bitter misfit who has rejected the concept of God because you think you were dealt a shitty hand in the game of life. Your narcissistic compulsion to use atheism as a vehicle to condescend to others is what is truly offensive.

Why don't you try thinking about what members of his family might think if they read the thread and find all the usual WF douchebags proclaiming "well, this sucks, I don't believe in God or gods or heaven or anything really, life lacks inherent meaning and theres nothing but oblivion awaiting us, but what the hell, here's some positive vibes I'll send your way."

Yeah, you go ahead and emit those positive vibes, like you're fucking radioactive. You're human kryptonite.

Hey, Flashlight! Here's a suggestion for you:

I have a better suggestion. Let John suck your oily cock.

Fleshlight's ignorance was really on display there.

Only after you suck yours. Maybe then WAB and John might -- might -- consider it. But yours had better be convincing.

Great comeback, Captain Tard! Really, that was so scathing! Unfortunately I've aged out of John's preferred 8-12 demographic. And my cock isn't oily enough for WAB. .

Statements unsupported by argumentation are meaningless and constitute de facto surrender.

Why don't you try not being a raving douchebag for a day or two, Flashy?

So wait a minute, a mod pulled you up for being a dick in a memorial thread and you are complaining about it???

Like Roger the alien, he'd die.

So, at your wife's funeral, you would have been OK with the minister standing up and saying to the audience "well folks, I don't personally believe in god or any kind of afterlife, but if by some chance there is something out there, well I guess I hope she's found it. Otherwise she's worm food and every thing that made her the loving woman she was is now lost forever."

I guarantee, if that was the message you were getting from people, they might as well have handed you some razor blades and a bottle of Ambien.

You seriously can't be that fucking stupid. No, wait. You are.

Are you really comparing a memorial thread on an internet BBS to an actual, real-life funeral?!?!?!?

Flashlight doesn't know what autofellatio is. (News at 11.)

I wasn't being a dick, I was pointing out how others were being dicks by using what had become a memorial thread to pimp their shitty, pathetic atheism. John didn't like someone calling him on his horseshit, so he pitched a fit like the faggot bitch he is.

He is.

There was no minister, it was a non-religious memorial and celebration ceremony. So fuck you sideways, you self-propelled anal wart.

Are you saying they're different? Because I seem to remember Face getting banned for "trolling" an off-site funeral remembrance page/book. If online memorials are less legitimate / important than real-life ceremonies, then why the overheated reaction from Johnnie-boy?

Ah, well. Worm food and oblivion it is then. Enjoy the memories.

no u

Two things:

Firstly, oh my god, are you seriously starting a thread over this? Holy shit, that must have chafed something awful!
Secondly, I'm no pedophile, and you can go fuck yourself.

Interesting. I guess that means he's never had a blowjob. This explains so much.

...he said dabbing the residual piss droplets from his head with a toilet paper square.

ftfy and

Does the home health nurse ever complain when she has to do this for you?

I'm not self-propelled, I run on batteries, remember? Like the vibrating dildo your wife had to use because your tiny prick couldn't satisfy her. She died a very frustrated woman.

You know, Flashy, you offer exactly nothing to this community. When you leave, and you will leave one day, I don't think anyone will miss you. No one will care that you left except to say "I'm glad that grease stain was finally pulled out of the carpet."