Have you seen my dildo? Oh, there it is!

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  1. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    How the fuck does someone leave a dildo in their cooter for 10 years?

     
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    That's one way to get into The Guiness Book Of World Records!
     
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  3. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Vaginas: not a storage unit
     
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  4. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    And if she had sex with someone in those ten years, wouldn't they guy notice when he bottomed out on it?
     
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  5. Diacanu

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    She didn't do a pre-masturbation, and post-masturbation count of her toys, and notice the one missing?

    What, did she think she left it on a train or something?
    A crow flew in and stole it for its nest?
     
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  6. Lanzman

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    :bang:
     
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  7. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Are you sure? I was taught to keep sausages in there. :shrug:
     
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  8. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    She's probably something of a munter.
     
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  9. John Castle

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    :lmao:
     
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  10. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    :rofl:
     
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  11. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    She's an embarrassment to the species. :garamet:

    Given the risks of toxic shock syndrome from leaving a tampon in too long (read: 12 hours, not years), it's a wonder this didn't kill her a decade ago... :jayzus:
     
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  12. Paladin

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    And a new word enters my vocabulary...

    As for the woman involved, she must've known, right? How could she not?
     
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    Sex? :diacanu:
     
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  14. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Maybe he was a needle dick.
     
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  16. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Well I for one don't believe it. I want to see Kari from MythBusters give a demonstration of how this could happen. Anyone have a problem with that?
     
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  17. John Castle

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    Mebbe he stuck it in her poop-factory.
     
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    A lot of drugs or alcohol could have been involved...
     
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